"I Shot the Sheriff
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Halloween is comIng up soon:)
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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the wat spout. Down came the rain so he ran into your house 😱.
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"The Man" wrote:
👏👏👏👏👏Three blind mice, see how they run. Where the FU€K are they going?!? Owwhhh!
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Maybe I'll dress up as a bruins player😺
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Think my favorite one starts off with:
Hickory dickory dock...
Bada bing!!! ✊
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MOHR PAGES!
Seriously, LAW... Hows life?
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Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
But Jill prefers
The candlestick. -
whitey bulger wrote:
*crickets*MOHR PAGES!
Seriously, LAW... Hows life?
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Jack & Jill went up the hill,
each with a buck & a quarter.
Jill came down with $2.50,
That f'ing whore. -
YOU wrote:
Not really expecting an answer. Less than 24 hours into their declared war and it's hard to find a player who will admit to being in their crew.MOHR PAGES!
Seriously, LAW... Hows life?
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
But Jack had a nice big 😄Jack & Jill went up the hill,
each with a buck & a quarter.
Jill came down with $2.50,
That f'ing whore. -
Hickory dickery dock. Some chick was sucking my c**k. The clock struck 2 and I shot my goo. Hickery dickery dock
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Little boy blew. He needed the money.
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Georgy porgy pudding pie jerked off in his girlfriends eye.
When her eye got hard and shut.
Georgy f**ked that one eyed slut -
TATTOO 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
Yeah everyone can Google. Very few can write with class. Bella is one of a kind.Georgy porgy pudding pie jerked off in his girlfriends eye.
When her eye got hard and shut.
Georgy f**ked that one eyed slut -
Bella was also doing exact quotes from dice. Even putting in the "ooh". And didn't google so I'm sure I messed it up a little
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TATTOO 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
Well she's a little easier on the ears/eyes? with her picking and choosing...that's all I'm saying. Apparently it must be spelled out.Bella was also doing exact quotes from dice. Even putting in the "ooh". And didn't google so I'm sure I messed it up a little
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YOU wrote:
Or in other words there is an art to leaving something to the imagination. It has a lot of value and serves many purposes.TATTOO 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
Well she's a little easier on the ears/eyes? with her picking and choosing...that's all I'm saying. Apparently it must be spelled out.Bella was also doing exact quotes from dice. Even putting in the "ooh". And didn't google so I'm sure I messed it up a little
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❁Serendipity❁ wrote:
There's also art in learning when to stop talking.YOU wrote:
Or in other words there is an art to leaving something to the imagination. It has a lot of value and serves many purposes.TATTOO 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
Well she's a little easier on the ears/eyes? with her picking and choosing...that's all I'm saying. Apparently it must be spelled out.Bella was also doing exact quotes from dice. Even putting in the "ooh". And didn't google so I'm sure I messed it up a little
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Ξམར། Ξཀཥརཞཇ wrote:
I take it you're not the artsy type.❁Serendipity❁ wrote:
There's also art in learning when to stop talking.YOU wrote:
Or in other words there is an art to leaving something to the imagination. It has a lot of value and serves many purposes.TATTOO 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
Well she's a little easier on the ears/eyes? with her picking and choosing...that's all I'm saying. Apparently it must be spelled out.Bella was also doing exact quotes from dice. Even putting in the "ooh". And didn't google so I'm sure I messed it up a little
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BullyMan wrote:
L M A O!Ξམར། Ξཀཥརཞཇ wrote:
I take it you're not the artsy type.❁Serendipity❁ wrote:
There's also art in learning when to stop talking.YOU wrote:
Or in other words there is an art to leaving something to the imagination. It has a lot of value and serves many purposes.TATTOO 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
Well she's a little easier on the ears/eyes? with her picking and choosing...that's all I'm saying. Apparently it must be spelled out.Bella was also doing exact quotes from dice. Even putting in the "ooh". And didn't google so I'm sure I messed it up a little
I almost choked on that one! -
Someone (Bully?) mentioned Dice earlier in the thread, so yes, I was sprinkling a bit of him throughout the thread. & yes, I was using discretion on which ones I chose to use, which were funny, but not the downright filthy ones. & haha, I still hear the "Ohh!" play in my head, so I had to include it. ;) It's just so..ADC.
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Ξམར། Ξཀཥརཞཇ wrote:
Uh oh...not going to engage me in the forums? Broken rule number one already. Tsk tsk tsk.❁Serendipity❁ wrote:
There's also art in learning when to stop talking.YOU wrote:
Or in other words there is an art to leaving something to the imagination. It has a lot of value and serves many purposes.TATTOO 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
Well she's a little easier on the ears/eyes? with her picking and choosing...that's all I'm saying. Apparently it must be spelled out.Bella was also doing exact quotes from dice. Even putting in the "ooh". And didn't google so I'm sure I messed it up a little
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Evil Empire you only want/wanted me to stop talking for one reason. You didn't understand what I was saying even when I used smaller words. So I'll be very, very simple with this one. With regards to your "little tantrum" in Boston no matter what you choose to call it? You screwed up. You ought to be trying to figure out a way to negotiate a peaceful resolution for your remaining crew. That's your job now. Thank goodness it ain't mine. Negotiating with the business end if an angry masshole cannot be pretty.
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Wasn't me babe.Someone (Bully?) mentioned Dice earlier in the thread, so yes, I was sprinkling a bit of him throughout the thread. & yes, I was using discretion on which ones I chose to use, which were funny, but not the downright filthy ones. & haha, I still hear the "Ohh!" play in my head, so I had to include it. ;) It's just so..ADC.
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BullyMan wrote:
Ah, 'twas Mojo.ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Wasn't me babe.Someone (Bully?) mentioned Dice earlier in the thread, so yes, I was sprinkling a bit of him throughout the thread. & yes, I was using discretion on which ones I chose to use, which were funny, but not the downright filthy ones. & haha, I still hear the "Ohh!" play in my head, so I had to include it. ;) It's just so..ADC.
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Mary Mary quite contrary trim that p**** it's so damn hairy,
ohhhh! -
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids her uterus fell out.
I always thought that one was funny lol. -
Ꮵའɾཫོའ☯ wrote:
👆This is coming from a gal at has dealt with this particular one in peace talks in the past.Evil Empire you only want/wanted me to stop talking for one reason. You didn't understand what I was saying even when I used smaller words. So I'll be very, very simple with this one. With regards to your "little tantrum" in Boston no matter what you choose to call it? You screwed up. You ought to be trying to figure out a way to negotiate a peaceful resolution for your remaining crew. That's your job now. Thank goodness it ain't mine. Negotiating with the business end if an angry masshole cannot be pretty.
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🔥⌖ Viper ⌖🔥 wrote:
It's always easy to start the fight but not as simple to end it. Or as the shorter version goes, to quote a fine young poet lad I've had the pleasure to tip a cup with -"Rents Due".Ꮵའɾཫོའ☯ wrote:
👆This is coming from a gal at has dealt with this particular one in peace talks in the past.Evil Empire you only want/wanted me to stop talking for one reason. You didn't understand what I was saying even when I used smaller words. So I'll be very, very simple with this one. With regards to your "little tantrum" in Boston no matter what you choose to call it? You screwed up. You ought to be trying to figure out a way to negotiate a peaceful resolution for your remaining crew. That's your job now. Thank goodness it ain't mine. Negotiating with the business end if an angry masshole cannot be pretty.
"ohhh I shot the sherriff.."
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