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Starbucks vs Dunkin Donuts

• SherTrouble Sep 28, 2011

  Lmao
• ㄕλπㄢλपㅁπ Sep 28, 2011

  I haven't had a Dunkin' for 8 years though ;)
  So what do I know
• __Don_Line__ Sep 28, 2011

  Lol, DD Gestapo.
• Add: KOZY Sep 28, 2011

  City perks. Large organic dark roast. Mmm.
• ㄕλπㄢλपㅁπ Sep 28, 2011

  __Don_Line__ wrote:

  Lol, DD Gestapo.
  

  Gestapo?
  Nazi Secret Police?
• Johnny O 💃 Sep 28, 2011

  This is "WICKED AWESOME" a new hit list 😜
• ★ʗℝ₳ℤㄚℝㅌⅆℕⅇʗҜ★ Sep 28, 2011

  I personally adore the French crullers (tractor tire donuts) that you won't find at the other place.....
• DΞFC☢Π OΠΞ Sep 28, 2011

  ❕❕❕Major News Alert ❕❕❕

  This just in ......

  It seems that there has been a major development in the TW "who shall I attack today" list for JO...

  According to witnesses a bunch of newbies entered his
  🙎 "I know you just didn't say that" 😱😱😱
  territory and caused insult to his beloved memories of his childhood fantasy

  Destruction of the zion state that is Starbucks 😹😹

  As a result JO was last seen sharpening his finger nails preparing to execute a new formed vendetta against those who follow the Zion state of starbucks

  The TW police has clear instructions for Starbucks follows

  1. Declare national security level " DΞFC☢Π OΠΞ "

  2. If you see JO then don't run, you cannot outrun his finger ☝

  3. Do not approach him unless you are carry a box of Krispy Creams and a six pack 😜

  4. If he attacks you ... Just Pray 🙏

  And finally. ...
• DΞFC☢Π OΠΞ Sep 28, 2011

  Don't BE silly, dum and stupid to even think to contemplate the idea in a formation of a vendetta in a feeble attempt to try and cause some or any form of damage to JO or his beliefs ......

  It wont work 👊👊

  This has been an emergency public broadcast bought to you by your national security advisor

  ❕ DΞFC☢Π OΠΞ ❕
• eviltink Sep 28, 2011

  Dunkin's or die. Welcome to TW! 😄
• Christian LeBla Sep 28, 2011

  I like DD!!!
• ㄕλπㄢλपㅁπ Sep 28, 2011

  Christian LeBla wrote:

  I like DD!!!
  

  Wait, You still exist after the "R" Word incident?
  Gotta give it too him, I woulden't survive that
• __Don_Line__ Sep 28, 2011

  🔥PRagon🔥ADD ARF wrote:

  Christian LeBla wrote:

  I like DD!!!
  

  Wait, You still exist after the "R" Word incident?
  Gotta give it too him, I woulden't survive that

  ?? I could have. it's easy to rebuild turf. what does that have to do with bein able to post on the forums?
• Guns Sep 29, 2011

  Well judging by where the police hang out there seems to be a shift. Starbucks must be the better place. Or maybe we simple pay the public servants too much. 🔫🔫©
• Turf Smores Sep 29, 2011

  Tim Hortons FTW!
• DΞFC☢Π OΠΞ Sep 29, 2011

  Guns wrote:

  Well judging by where the police hang out there seems to be a shift. Starbucks must be the better place. Or maybe we simple pay the public servants too much. 🔫🔫©
  

  With all due respect but the cops 👮 would buy from a doughnut from the most unhygienic place so long as the doughnut looks round and big....

  They hangout at Starbucks to impress the ladies 💃🙆💃

  If ladies started eating at "bobs corner mart" they would leave starbucks in a heartbeat

  There cops ... They think from their you know what. It's a power thing. They think it turns women on 😹😹😹
• The Kemster Sep 29, 2011

  ʗℝ₳ℤㄚℝㅌⅆℕⅇʗҜ wrote:

  I personally adore the French crullers (tractor tire donuts) that you won't find at the other place.....
  

  Those are delicious!.

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