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Mr~Wanna~Bee😜 Sep 23, 2011

I was watching animal planet and this snake show is on and I just realized how freaking venomous a rattle snake is. If u hear rattling in your back yard and u live by a swamp RUN!!!
👿Belial Sep 23, 2011

Rattle snakes aren't even that venomous.
★ʗℝ₳ℤㄚℝㅌⅆℕⅇʗҜ★ Sep 23, 2011

Crazy rednecks are more venomous than rattle snakes so if you know any of them I'd get out of there way 😉
Add MARC Sep 23, 2011

Cobra viper or mamba u should look out for 😱
thepunk💔 Sep 23, 2011

ʗℝ₳ℤㄚℝㅌⅆℕⅇʗҜ wrote:
Crazy rednecks are more venomous than rattle snakes so if you know any of them I'd get out of there way 😉

Can't dispute that...
At least a snake won't hang you by the ankles and place a catch pan under you and dress you with grandpa's buck knife made razor sharp with a creek rock...
✙Baron✙ Sep 23, 2011

Honey badger don't care...
Cause honey badger is a badass.
the Fish Sep 23, 2011

I work with a guy who lives near rattlesnakes. He'll catch them and bring them to kids at animal shows. Yes, they are dangerous. Yes, you should watch out if you live near them. But if left ALONE they will not try to bite you or chase you. In California our pacific rattlesnake's bite will cause you to lose an arm.
Missy Jane Sep 23, 2011

It's not just the poison, it's how much you get. Nearly every bloody snake in Australia is poisonous, however the tiger snake has been known to chase people, it's not that deadly if it bites you once, but the bugger trodden bite as many times as it can. Each time injecting more venom. A few bites and you are in real trouble. 1 bite for a dog is fatal.
davey da kidd Sep 23, 2011

BØRG QUEEN wrote:
It's not just the poison, it's how much you get. Nearly every bloody snake in Australia is poisonous, however the tiger snake has been known to chase people, it's not that deadly if it bites you once, but the bugger trodden bite as many times as it can. Each time injecting more venom. A few bites and you are in real trouble. 1 bite for a dog is fatal.

Sounds like a Borg v !!!!
〓B A T I S T A〓 Sep 23, 2011

There's also the Australian Trouser Snake, known to be large and scary to all it encounters. Sometimes found in the bush, but not always.
Tweek Sep 23, 2011

BØRG06 wrote:
There's also the Australian Trouser Snake, known to be large and scary to all it encounters. Sometimes found in the bush, but not always.

I heard that they also emit a bad odor and are really scaley, compared to other snakes.
〓B A T I S T A〓 Sep 23, 2011

Zэяо wrote:
BØRG06 wrote:
There's also the Australian Trouser Snake, known to be large and scary to all it encounters. Sometimes found in the bush, but not always.

I heard that they also emit a bad odor and are really scaley, compared to other snakes.
Clearly ill-informed, and poorly researched. Hygiene must be problem for you.
〓B A T I S T A〓 Sep 23, 2011

*a problem
DΞFC☢Π OΠΞ Sep 23, 2011

BØRG06 wrote:
There's also the Australian Trouser Snake, known to be large and scary to all it encounters. Sometimes found in the bush, but not always.

Come to the UAE and you will find the BiG version of these trouser snakes but here there normally found to be in open spaces and are normally soft and friendly (only towards females) but if touched they can become very hard and sometimes are also known to spit at their victims.
Mr~Wanna~Bee😜 Sep 23, 2011

I ment diamond backs.
Tweek Sep 23, 2011

GrimReaper🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
I ment diamond backs.

Whoosh!
Nailz was here Sep 23, 2011

DΞFC☢Π OΠΞ wrote:
BØRG06 wrote:
There's also the Australian Trouser Snake, known to be large and scary to all it encounters. Sometimes found in the bush, but not always.

Come to the UAE and you will find the BiG version of these trouser snakes but here there normally found to be in open spaces and are normally soft and friendly (only towards females) but if touched they can become very hard and sometimes are also known to spit at their victims.

yes they get easily exicited I hear. The ol' trouser snake hear needs a bit of fiidling before becoming agressive... They're just more aggressive I guess...
〓MΛVΞЯICK〓 Sep 23, 2011

BØRG QUEEN wrote:
Nearly every bloody snake in Australia is poisonous

Here in Canada we don't have poisonous snakes. One good thing about having an ice age every year.
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Sep 23, 2011

Not much wild life can kill you in the UK
★〓⌖ Viper ⌖〓★ Sep 23, 2011

Mr. Dφцх7 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
BØRG QUEEN wrote:
Nearly every bloody snake in Australia is poisonous

Here in Canada we don't have poisonous snakes. One good thing about having an ice age every year.
Dunno, I heard there are some nasty snakes up there...
Arboc Suomonev Sep 23, 2011

You got it all backwards 😜
〓MΛVΞЯICK〓 Sep 23, 2011

Arboc Suomonev wrote:
You got it all backwards 😜

😉
davey da kidd Sep 23, 2011

No no
I've herd the infamous one eyed north american trouser is here in Canada and growing in pop targeting mostly Irish and Aussie females
messrine Sep 23, 2011

BØRG QUEEN wrote:
It's not just the poison, it's how much you get. Nearly every bloody snake in Australia is poisonous, however the tiger snake has been known to chase people, it's not that deadly if it bites you once, but the bugger trodden bite as many times as it can. Each time injecting more venom. A few bites and you are in real trouble. 1 bite for a dog is fatal.

an explanation
TMT Sep 23, 2011

krissharm wrote:
Not much wild life can kill you in the UK

You've obviously never been to Bootle.
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Sep 23, 2011

TMT wrote:
krissharm wrote:
Not much wild life can kill you in the UK

You've obviously never been to Bootle.

Nice
Nailz was here Sep 23, 2011

krissharm wrote:
TMT wrote:
krissharm wrote:
Not much wild life can kill you in the UK

You've obviously never been to Bootle.

Nice
I take it that's like mirrabooka here...
〓BODGΞЯ〓 Sep 23, 2011

the Fish wrote:
In California our pacific rattlesnake's bite will cause you to lose an arm.

What if it bites your toe? And which arm? Lol left or right?
davey da kidd Sep 24, 2011

If it's the left toes the right arm goes
If it's the right toes nobody knows