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jacobie Sep 21, 2011

Ok tell me if this is wrong... So month ago a girl dumps me and now she's saying she misses me and wants me to ask her out, I say no but you can ask me! "You dumped me you can ask me out!" is that mean? 👿
GreenManXphile Sep 21, 2011

How old are you?
jacobie Sep 21, 2011

Not old enough to have a "girlfriend" lol to be honest with you, and yes I do think doing this is a stupid Idea but for some odd reason I do it anyway :) is that wrong?
GreenManXphile Sep 21, 2011

No. Being an ass to girls after they wrong you is cruise control for getting laid, and having them respect you, and eventually becoming infatuated with you.

Being nice to them is cruise control to being just friends with the girl you love, which then turns into crippling depression and loneliness in your twenties, and then climaxing into a marriage with dull woman you could never learn to love, and crying as you masturbate to the thought of that girl from high school you haven't seen in 15 years, and being as quiet as you can in the master bathroom before bed so the woman you sleep next to doesn't hear you, for the rest of you life.
GreenManXphile Sep 21, 2011

I actually have no Idea where that came from. Lol. I'm 25 and have never cried while masturbating.. I should really start writing my ramblings down again. I'll get a collection published, and I'll call it "the ramblings of a sleep deprived madman".
jacobie Sep 21, 2011

Lol!!! That's hilarious!!! Hahaha well yeah I'm in highschool so you just nailed my story lol :)
Robo37 Sep 21, 2011

GreenManXphile wrote:
I actually have no Idea where that came from. Lol. I'm 25 and have never cried while masturbating.. I should really start writing my ramblings down again. I'll get a collection published, and I'll call it "the ramblings of a sleep deprived madman".

Let me know when you do start the publishing. I'll send you some stuff from my friend who writes pretty similarly to that rant.
GreenManXphile Sep 21, 2011

Robo37 wrote:
GreenManXphile wrote:
I actually have no Idea where that came from. Lol. I'm 25 and have never cried while masturbating.. I should really start writing my ramblings down again. I'll get a collection published, and I'll call it "the ramblings of a sleep deprived madman".

Let me know when you do start the publishing. I'll send you some stuff from my friend who writes pretty similarly to that rant.
I'm actually working on illustrating, and writing a childrens book, based on the Kennedy assassinations.
wangberg Sep 21, 2011

GreenManXphile wrote:
No. Being an ass to girls after they wrong you is cruise control for getting laid, and having them respect you, and eventually becoming infatuated with you.

Being nice to them is cruise control to being just friends with the girl you love, which then turns into crippling depression and loneliness in your twenties, and then climaxing into a marriage with dull woman you could never learn to love, and crying as you masturbate to the thought of that girl from high school you haven't seen in 15 years, and being as quiet as you can in the master bathroom before bed so the woman you sleep next to doesn't hear you, for the rest of you life.

Haha. This is classic.