PG rated swear words

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• Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Sep 17, 2011

  Now I am in the company of a minor, I'll have to censor the swearing. But what substitutions can I make?

  So far I have....
  Motherfudger
• Marky G Sep 17, 2011

  Cashew nuts = the C word!
• Marky G Sep 17, 2011

  Or alternatively just replace the expletive with the word expletive? Lol
• ₩✪ℤℤⅬΣ-ɰøʑʑɬɘ Sep 17, 2011

  WANKER = panther;)
• ∆Ƿɦɵɛƞıҳ∆ Sep 17, 2011

  Darn=damn crap=sh!t butt=ass
  Frickin=f*****
• The Buckeye Sep 17, 2011

  Damn = Dang.... F word = fishsticks....shit= shoot..
• TMT Sep 17, 2011

  Bawbag
• 👿Belial Sep 17, 2011

  Just be intelligent. No need to use harsh descriptives. If you speak in an intelligent manner it'll rub off on your son
• Tweek Sep 17, 2011

  What starts with f and ends with uck?

  Firetruck. You can say that.
• glman Sep 17, 2011

  Zэяо wrote:

  What starts with f and ends with uck?

  Firetruck. You can say that.
  

  f*****uck
• Tweek Sep 17, 2011

  glman wrote:

  Zэяо wrote:

  What starts with f and ends with uck?

  Firetruck. You can say that.
  

  f*****uck

  Did you just say f*ck?
• 🐑Turf💔Warrior🐑 Sep 17, 2011

  Golly gee.
• 〓 CANDO 〓 Sep 17, 2011

  Sugar, Honey, Iced, Tea!
• Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Sep 17, 2011

  All good! Keep em coming lol
• Mystery Sep 17, 2011

  McCluster (rather than clusterf***).
• Ghetto Monstazz Sep 17, 2011

  Melon farmer (instead of motherfucker)
• Tweek Sep 17, 2011

  Step one, instead of ass say buns, like kiss my buns or you're a bunshole
  Step two, instead of shit say poo as in bull poo,
  poo head and this poo is cold
  Step three, with bitch drop the T cause "bich" is latin for generosity
  Step four, don't say fuck anymore,
  cause fuck is the worst word that you can say.
  So Just use the word "mmmkay"
• BigBK Sep 17, 2011

  Just swear in a different language. Tabarnac.
• Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Sep 17, 2011

  Merde
• Bayern Munich Sep 17, 2011

  krissharm wrote:

  Merde
  

  Is that French?
• Killing Man Sep 17, 2011

  Bollucks
• randombloke Sep 17, 2011

  Poo, pooh, poop, cacapoop, dang, and the always famous bum. Anything to do with bum and poo and kids find it hilarious. Any swear word no matter how mild that has sexual connotations is a no no. Saying that boob may be ok.
• T.V.R. Sep 17, 2011

  SHITake mushrooms.
• ㄕλπㄢλपㅁπ Sep 17, 2011

  Easy!
  PM me and ill learn You too curse in Norwegian!
• ℐɑĸɛ🐍Տɴɑĸɛ Sep 18, 2011

  Holy mother of freaking god
• slugboy Sep 18, 2011

  These need to be said,
  Catch it.
  Go for coffee.
• ЖФMiniФЖ Sep 18, 2011

  Oaf (look it up) 😜
• ЖФMiniФЖ Sep 18, 2011

  YOU wrote:

  Oaf (look it up) 😜
  

  But in the thesaurus :)
• NorthFaceNinja Sep 19, 2011

  PUnTANG!
• 💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Sep 19, 2011

  Purple headed womb ferret=knob (penis) 😉
•  mama tek Sep 19, 2011

  my son knows all the curse words. he just knows not to use them in front of grown ups or teach them to other students. but he was telling me how he knows them all and what they mean.

  he also told me he watched Trainspotting on Netflix streaming the other week at his dad's house. ffs.

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