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ZRAYGO Sep 16, 2011

I was at this dance last night. I asked this girl to dance, but all she could was quote movies. I tried to change the convo to my favorite pasta. At that point she blew me off. I can only assume she's racist because I'm English.

I saw my friend across the room and congratulated him on having 12,000 friends. He was upset because someone called him a retard. I tried to tell him the funniest joke, but all he wanted was an apology.

I decided to look for any old friends that were out there and as I turned I dropped my iPod, so much for watching anchorman or listening to my favorite music.

I started to reminisce about my last flight to Prague. I met up with Bella and her 16,837 friends. The look on bellas face was priceless when a naked hooker climbed into her bed.
ZRAYGO Sep 16, 2011

I decided I wanted something to eat so I left for the bakery. Man was it cold, below zero degrees for sure. I got to the bakery, but all the cookies were gone. WHO ATE THE LAST COOKIE?!?!?

While I was walking back to my hotel I ran into Paul Caseys? Who the hell is he? He wanted to know who my favorite UFC fighter was, bizarre!

I decided I would go back in time, plant a turf and then go meet nick before he created turf wars. If I killed him would my turf cease to exist?
GreenManXphile Sep 16, 2011

Clever.
Tweek Sep 16, 2011

Win.
cloudhail Sep 16, 2011

Lol indeed!
DΞFC☢Π OΠΞ Sep 16, 2011

Hmmmm interesting
🐑Turf💔Warrior🐑 Sep 16, 2011

That was awesome!
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Sep 16, 2011

The torch has been passed.
RENO Sep 16, 2011

Winner!
Fat Basterd Sep 16, 2011

Wonka won the game.
GreenManXphile Sep 16, 2011

Sabasaul wrote:
The torch has been passed.

I liked yours too.
★ʗℝ₳ℤㄚℝㅌⅆℕⅇʗҜ★ Sep 16, 2011

👍👍👍👍👍
OneThumbBastard Sep 16, 2011

Wonka reviewed the front page
And took from it many things sage.
Upon feeling the need
He crafted a screed
And now his tune is all the rage!

🔫❕👍
Missy Jane Sep 16, 2011

I love u Zraygo 💔
BellaItaliana Sep 16, 2011

🍀 Ꭲཡཇཇ།ཧ 🍀 wrote:
Win.
TheSmokinGun Sep 16, 2011

1Ђцм฿дѕтдя₫ 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
Wonka reviewed the front page
And took from it many things sage.
Upon feeling the need
He crafted a screed
And now his tune is all the rage!

🔫❕👍

You sir are a lyrical genius ✌
Out|aw Sep 16, 2011

Agreed!!! This is the dogs bits WF!
Tapwaterfish Sep 16, 2011

Damn bro, vote for best thread of the year!
〓ZABLO〓 Sep 16, 2011

This is the best one of these yet!
thepunk💔 Sep 16, 2011

GreenManXphile wrote:
Clever.
👿Belial Sep 16, 2011

ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
🍀 Ꭲཡཇཇ།ཧ 🍀 wrote:
Win.
Errrrr Sep 16, 2011

Lol! Good post! Strangely, the 'usual suspects' AKA 'targets' and attention seekers seem a bit slow to pile in!
Robo37 Sep 16, 2011

I love it Z! Well done.
Mystery Sep 16, 2011

😹😹 This is great!!
мīм Sep 16, 2011

Robo37 wrote:
I love it Z! Well done.
Lefthook23 Sep 17, 2011

Mystery wrote:
😹😹 This is great!!

Genius!
Paddy_b Sep 17, 2011

Well done that man!!!

Very sound!!👍👍