Funniest joke?

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Magnesium Sep 15, 2011

What's the funniest joke you've ever heard of? It doesn't matter what kind of joke it is just say the funniest joke you ever hear and where you heard it.
DEV! Sep 15, 2011

You!!!! Jk
Magnesium Sep 16, 2011

DEV! wrote:
You!!!! Jk

haha it's ok I don't freak out about stuff like that like most people.👍
randombloke Sep 16, 2011

DBR! boom boom.
Vadan™ v2.0 Sep 16, 2011

Magnesium6⃣👣💀 wrote:
DEV! wrote:
You!!!! Jk

haha it's ok I don't freak out about stuff like that like most people.👍
That was a good 👊_
DEV! Sep 16, 2011

Lmao thanks :p I thought he was gunna er me if I did that
Magnesium Sep 16, 2011

DEV! wrote:
Lmao thanks :p I thought he was gunna er me if I did that

lol nahh it's all good but you have no funnier joke then me tem tell me why and please give a lol?
GreenManXphile Sep 16, 2011

What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash can? One dead baby in ten trash cans.
Totalpirate3 Sep 16, 2011

There are two birds in a birdbath. One bird says to the other, "Could you pass the soap?" The other bird says, "Wouldn't you rather have an orange?"

If you understand the joke, then it's the funniest thing ever.
Magnesium Sep 16, 2011

GreenManXphile wrote:
What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash can? One dead baby in ten trash cans.

hahaha! More everyone I want more lol
GreenManXphile Sep 16, 2011

What screams in the dark? The kid locked up in my closet.
GreenManXphile Sep 16, 2011

What do you call a baby on a dinner plate? Delicious.

These are just jokes mind you all lol. I have some pretty weird friends who do stand up. I'm in no way a rapist baby eater.
Don Spencios Sep 16, 2011

Heard about the man caught masturbating in the newsagents? Apparently it's all over the papers.
DuttyMonkey Sep 16, 2011

What you call a hooker with no arms or no legs?
- Cash and carry
ADDTRUTH Sep 16, 2011

Buttholes are like opinions, everyone has one and they all stink
trousercough Sep 16, 2011

A baby seal walks into a club......
GreenManXphile Sep 16, 2011

What's the best way to describe my right hand?- As a dirty slut
DEV! Sep 16, 2011

"Dude, I wasn't that drunk" "dude you threw a dead bird at a farmers pigs yelling", "Go angry bird kill the pigs!!"
GreenManXphile Sep 16, 2011

DEV! wrote:
"Dude, I wasn't that drunk" "dude you threw a dead bird at a farmers pigs yelling", "Go angry bird kill the pigs!!"

Haha. That's funny.
plug uglie Sep 16, 2011

GreenManXphile wrote:
DEV! wrote:
"Dude, I wasn't that drunk" "dude you threw a dead bird at a farmers pigs yelling", "Go angry bird kill the pigs!!"

Haha. That's funny.
lol ur right
Magnesium Sep 16, 2011

DEV! wrote:
"Dude, I wasn't that drunk" "dude you threw a dead bird at a farmers pigs yelling", "Go angry bird kill the pigs!!"

haha
[Add:Baz]Boffer Sep 16, 2011

How do you get a gay man to fuck a woman? (pm for the punch)