Let's Play King of the Hill!
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Everybody knows how to Play?
First of I will "capture the Hill" and Put up defences
Then it is the Next persons job to kill/laugh at/backstab/bribe/seduce whetever my defences was with someone You see fit. And then You Put up you're defences so the next person can try to take These down with what he finds fitOk, then I will start
I take the Hill, Put down a chair and Put Chuck Norris in this chair :-D
Good Luck
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I get chuck Norris's mum to send him to his room
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Seeing how Mini diden't put up any defences
I capture the hill and put up 10.000 drunken dwarfs as defence :) -
I hand out flyers for a free bar at a pub down the road and take the hill in thier absence.
I then employ a couple of t800s from the terminator universe to protect the hill -
I cry...
Diden't work... Crap
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I Put a helicopter 3 miles away from the Hill and shout "GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!"
I capture the Hill, make a turf on it and fill it with all defensive upgrades :) -
I get Belial to make a V on the hill... and then B notices that the hill is an "old" turf and tells nobody to destroy it or he will whine and V them to death...
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I cap the hill because defensive upgrades are worthless.
I put Mr. Rodgers on the hill.
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🍀 Ꭲཡཇཇ།ཧ 🍀 wrote:
FOrgetting about Belial?I cap the hill because defensive upgrades are worthless.
I put Mr. Rodgers on the hill.
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__Don_Line__ wrote:
That made me lol.I get Belial to make a V on the hill... and then B notices that the hill is an "old" turf and tells nobody to destroy it or he will whine and V them to death...
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krissharm wrote:
__Don_Line__ wrote:
That made me lol.I get Belial to make a V on the hill... and then B notices that the hill is an "old" turf and tells nobody to destroy it or he will whine and V them to death...
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🍀 Ꭲཡཇཇ།ཧ 🍀 wrote:
I send up a woman with aids and wait...I cap the hill because defensive upgrades are worthless.
I put Mr. Rodgers on the hill.
I Put small babies on the Hill...
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I send Charles Manson to the hill...
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After waiting belial contracts a fatal sexual illness the babies starve to death, I give Charles manson a sandwich made from the diseased bodies and ask him to write a dissertation on how life works and take over the hill and guard it with Das hyena...
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Nailz⚡ was here wrote:
Aaaaand?I send Charles Manson to the hill...
How do you defend it? -
Das look him up in the game ask around you will see what I'm talking about 😉
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ʗℝ₳ℤㄚℝㅌⅆℕⅇʗҜ wrote:
Steal Das Hyena's iPhone/iPad and does a restartAfter waiting belial contracts a fatal sexual illness the babies starve to death, I give Charles manson a sandwich made from the diseased bodies and ask him to write a dissertation on how life works and take over the hill and guard it with Das hyena...
Capture Hill
Put a thristy Bear Grylls on the Hill...
You know he is going to drink you're piss!! -
I pita nuke on the hill.... No more hill now 😉
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I dont understand this game, but in my mind, i just seduced the f outta tweek on some hill
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lil_bignuts_98 wrote:
Crap!!!I put a nuke on the hill...now more hill😉
I know I shoulda said "no bombs or nuked"
Anyway, ummmm, post invalid? Problem??? Umadbro? -
While bellaltaliana and tweek were making making out after there picnic lunch the fire ants moved in and started to build another hill....
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I send my teddy bears to the hill to kill the ants.
The teddy bears guard the hill -
I get a double bareel shotgon and shot the Teddy bears. People with double barrel shotguns gard the hill.
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Totally confused now
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krissharm wrote:
Agreed, im not Even trying to jump in again...Totally confused now
Atleast I made a thread that someone was willing to use their time to f*ck it up... -
⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Oh look its Ted!I get a double bareel shotgon and shot the Teddy bears. People with double barrel shotguns gard the hill.
I haven't had the oppertunity to meet You yet, Ted
How Are You, Ted? ✊✊✊ -
Is this the same game as 1 Up?
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Mystery wrote:
I think so. It's just a different title. 😒.Is this the same game as 1 Up?
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PanRagon wrote:
Hola what up⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Oh look its Ted!I get a double bareel shotgon and shot the Teddy bears. People with double barrel shotguns gard the hill.
I haven't had the oppertunity to meet You yet, Ted
How Are You, Ted? ✊✊✊ -
ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
The f outta me or the f into me?I dont understand this game, but in my mind, i just seduced the f outta tweek on some hill
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⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Not much :DPanRagon wrote:
Hola what up⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Oh look its Ted!I get a double bareel shotgon and shot the Teddy bears. People with double barrel shotguns gard the hill.
I haven't had the oppertunity to meet You yet, Ted
How Are You, Ted? ✊✊✊
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