So I went to the doctor

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Big Worm Wiggle Sep 13, 2011

I had surgey a few weeks ago so i went in for a check-up.
So outa nowhere He tells me I have adult ADD..
Gosh well doc I already knew that. without laughing in his face i reply..
"well doc, I'm kinda bad at math are you sure" he got pissed.
Big Worm Wiggle Sep 13, 2011

The nurse about to cuff my balls starts laughing. I then burst out laughing. I got kicked out and had to take another visit. Have to pay for both.
Magnesium Sep 13, 2011

RedMist wrote:
The nurse about to cuff my balls starts laughing. I then burst out laughing. I got kicked out and had to take another visit. Have to pay for both.

Why was she laughing? Because you have a small dick?
Big Worm Wiggle Sep 13, 2011

Magnesium6⃣👣💀 wrote:
RedMist wrote:
The nurse about to cuff my balls starts laughing. I then burst out laughing. I got kicked out and had to take another visit. Have to pay for both.

Why was she laughing? Because you have a small dick?
Well that's what I thought at first.. Then she literally said your funny..
slugboy Sep 13, 2011

Why was she about to cuff your balls? Were they under arrest?
Does Ashley have a new job nursing?
Big Worm Wiggle Sep 13, 2011

slugboy wrote:
Why was she about to cuff your balls? Were they under arrest?
Does Ashley have a new job nursing?

I was about to get a physical..
For some reason I wanna break into a 80's dance song right now.. I already broke out some MJ thriller on here tonight..
shaggly razors Sep 13, 2011

I went to the doctor today .. I had a bit of bacon behind my ear. Some sausage in my hair and some beans up my nose . I said I feel terrible what's the matter with me . He said you're just not eating properly !!
DΞFC☢Π OΠΞ Sep 13, 2011

shaggly razors wrote:
I went to the doctor today .. I had a bit of bacon behind my ear. Some sausage in my hair and some beans up my nose . I said I feel terrible what's the matter with me . He said you're just not eating properly !!

Lol 👍😹
Big Worm Wiggle Sep 13, 2011

shaggly razors wrote:
I went to the doctor today .. I had a bit of bacon behind my ear. Some sausage in my hair and some beans up my nose . I said I feel terrible what's the matter with me . He said you're just not eating properly !!

Is there pills for this? Lmk I'll test em wit u
DΞFC☢Π OΠΞ Sep 13, 2011

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.
"You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work.
By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone.
"What took you so long to answer?"
"I was in bed."
"What were you doing in bed this late?"
"Getting a second opinion."
DΞFC☢Π OΠΞ Sep 13, 2011

I went to the doctors. He said 'What appears to be the problem?'.

I said 'I keep having the same dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away'.

He said 'How can I help?'.

I said 'Break my arms!' 😹
Big Worm Wiggle Sep 13, 2011

defcon one wrote:
I went to the doctors. He said 'What appears to be the problem?'.

I said 'I keep having the same dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away'.

He said 'How can I help?'.

I said 'Break my arms!' 😹

?? I'm lost lol.. That wasn't a joke I really did that today.. It was funny atleast to me n the nurse