girl trouble.
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I have a vag. sometimes this makes me act like a cunt. i don't know how to talk to this trotch, I just know I need to put that slut in her place. sometimes my 🐱 speaks for me, inarticulately at that. I want to ask her to let me feel her up before her mom barges into the room. or gpuge her eyes pyt with number two pencils. we play CoD on xbox and I just want to feel her up; I don't even want to kiss her or get to know her better. anyone have any advice how to handle this situation with finesse?
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Maker HER dessert!
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Buy her an 10" rubber friend. That should shut her up for a bit
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Start a V on her
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These are all horrible responses, unfortunately.
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Buy her flowers???? Ha ha...
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Sounds like your anger and libido wires are a little crossed with the whole eye-stabbing, boob-grabbing-ness up in there. I know a former coworker who talked about hating this girl so much he wanted to f*ck her, called it hate-f*cking. Idk maybe you just have misdirected horniness that could be better ..... relieved.... elsewhere
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Just move on her. She'll be so shocked that she'll either kick you out or take you down south.
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Bring a freind...
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Ξvįɭ Ξɱpįŗę 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
She IS the V you dork.Start a V on her
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wow. I was really very drunk.
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🐱 mama tek wrote:
Lmao. My best post come when I'm drunk👍🍻🍹wow. I was really very drunk.
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i'd never make mocking, parody threads when sober.
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I wish I coul help :(
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Stroke the furry wall.
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YOU wrote:
That is if u were serious lolI wish I coul help :(
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Maybe this is why I had the dream I had...
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This post confused my little innocent mind 😜 I'm so glad I don't drink...anymore haha
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Wait......I Thought you were a virgin nun in a convent.
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Wonka Factory wrote:
😹😹😹Wait......I Thought you were a virgin nun in a convent.
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Cuddle
All girls want the cuddle
Then bammoo
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
These are all horrible responses, unfortunately.
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🐱 mama tek wrote:
Please get drunk more often please!i'd never make mocking, parody threads when sober.
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Cuddle
Then
Bammoo -
ཞɑʈtƖɛɦɛɑɗ 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
I freaking love that movieStroke the furry wall.
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Love it.
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davey da kidd wrote:
I read this as cuddle, then bamboo. okay, racist. lol.Cuddle
All girls want the cuddle
Then bammoo
Sweet -
Ξvįɭ Ξɱpįŗę 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
Lol... A V on a V, pricelessStart a V on her
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Nailz⚡ was here wrote:
Yea me!!Bring a freind...
Umm.. Just whisper in her ear. Hey baby u make me all tingley in my pants.. Wanna see?
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No bammoo
Slip it to her
U know get her to open up -
RedMist wrote:
😹😹😹 OMG I hafta try this on my girlfriend 😹😹😹Nailz⚡ was here wrote:
Yea me!!Bring a freind...
Umm.. Just whisper in her ear. Hey baby u make me all tingley in my pants.. Wanna see?
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