Last nights stag

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Add: KOZY Sep 3, 2011

So last night was my buddies stag. We rented a party bus and started bar hopping. It was a great time. Around 11 he started throwing up. Nothing serious he wasn't even slurring. Must have been the tequila muff divers we kept getting for him. Anyways I go inside to get him a glass of water come out and he's gone. Nowhere to be found. Neither is the brother in law who's been following the party bus in his own car. So we call the brother in law. He tells us he is taking our buddy to the hospital to get his stomach pumped. And we should just continue on without them.
We don't really like that idea. We think it would be a better idea to go to the hospital and get our buddy. So we roll into the ER in a party bus. He's not there. The brother in law lied to us. So we call him again and tell him we are at the hospital, and ask what room they are in. He hangs up the phone and won't answer any calls or texts. So we drive around to a bunch of houses trying to find our buddy. Nowhere to be found.
Add: KOZY Sep 3, 2011

The bachelors little brother was with us too. An hour later he gets a photo text from his sister who's a manager of a bar. The photo is of our buddy and the brother in law at the bar. Now we are pissed off. So we go to the bar they are at and they leave before we get there. We say screw it we are going to stay. The little brothers girlfriend grabs my hand and pulls me onto the dance floor. Apparently I step on some girls foot and get shoved from behind. Then the girl slaps me and some random dude sucker punches me in the face twice. Then the bouncers haul me backwards before the third punch lands. All because this chick was standing in the middle of the floor not moving. None of us have heard from the bachelor since we saw him last night.
Mystery Sep 3, 2011

This sounds like a movie.
🔰Superyan🔰 Sep 3, 2011

Hmmm a bit like the Hangover movie
sofresh Sep 3, 2011

Your story sucks....
The Buckeye Sep 3, 2011

👍.. Hope you didn't steal a baby ..🚨💨💨🚨💨
davey da kidd Sep 3, 2011

sofresh wrote:
Your story sucks....

!!!!!
Ditto
Killing Man Sep 3, 2011

Y exactly did u put this up
TMT Sep 3, 2011

Is that you Sir talk a lot?
The Rhino Sep 3, 2011

At my stag they shaved my head and for 6 weeks I didn't have a best man, he pulled it out of the bag though, even though he had just had his fist daughter. Epic win on his part he ended up being a stellar best man.
Marky G Sep 4, 2011

One small question.....whats a Tequila Muff diver? Lol
FireDR Sep 4, 2011

One time at band camp...
BakedBananas Sep 4, 2011

My former neighbor's future son-in-law was arrested on his stag night for drunk driving. Since he was underage and it was his second DUI they wouldn't release him for the wedding. So they went ahead and had a party without him since it was all catered and already set up! Don't know if they ever ended up getting married.
Ghetto Monstazz Sep 4, 2011

Killing Man wrote:
Y exactly did u put this up

Why do you keep talking? Seriously, you never actually say anything that contributes in any way
BigBK Sep 4, 2011

I believe you Kozy. killing man what is your issue? You're the coolest kid ever. That's what you wanna hear now run along.

I'd be pissed at your buddy for taking off...sucks about the sucker punch. What a cheap chump.
Abbafour Sep 4, 2011

That is one cool story bro.
Ƭʊ٣ғཞ∉λ༲∉/⁀™ Sep 4, 2011

Someone stop this guys head please
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Sep 4, 2011

The Rhino wrote:
At my stag they shaved my head and for 6 weeks I didn't have a best man, he pulled it out of the bag though, even though he had just had his fist daughter. Epic win on his part he ended up being a stellar best man.

No one shaved my head but I did dress up as a caveman, drink half a bottle of jd then vodka of a volume I don't know.... I don't remember much after that. Shame really