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My Henchman are Gay?! 💅

• Shake-N-Bake  Aug 31, 2011

  I popped in on my henchman to check on things as I am not getting my usual protection money.
  I was thinking.... Are they wasting my money on turf improvements? Are they getting busted on missions? What's the deal?
  When I arrived I was shocked to find them all watching Mama Mia together! To make matters worse several of them were wearing ascots!! When I asked where their leader was they said he was in the VIP room at the Shank Party! WTF!!!!
  Then some guy in a thong approached me and offered to polish my Tommy Gun!
  I was horrified!!!

  30 minutes later I left! What should I do? Can I get a refund from Nick?
• BigBK Aug 31, 2011

  They must have answered the homo phone
• Shake-N-Bake  Aug 31, 2011

  Yes Bella.... I screwed up my title. It should of been Henchmen. I apologize for the anguish my typo put u through! 👎
• Buffy Aug 31, 2011

  I bet they have lesbian girlfriends.
• Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Aug 31, 2011

  BigBK wrote:

  They must have answered the homo phone
  

  👨📞
• BigBK Aug 31, 2011

  krissharm wrote:

  BigBK wrote:

  They must have answered the homo phone
  

  👨📞

  Hahaha nice...the Freddy mercury phone...I'm using that forever...in 3 mOnths when I type that you better remember the reference.
• davey da kidd Aug 31, 2011

  Send them over to the other post to get his gay girlfriend
• Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Aug 31, 2011

  BigBK wrote:

  krissharm wrote:

  BigBK wrote:

  They must have answered the homo phone
  

  👨📞

  Hahaha nice...the Freddy mercury phone...I'm using that forever...in 3 mOnths when I type that you better remember the reference.

  I hope so!
• 〓CAPTAIN SATAN〓 Aug 31, 2011

  So what did you do there for 30mins?
• davey da kidd Aug 31, 2011

  Do u think it's really red?
• 🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Aug 31, 2011

  Shake-N-Bake wrote:

  30 minutes later I left! What should I do? Can I get a refund from Nick?
  

  I could see "checking up" taking maybe 3 or 4 minutes. So, what exactly were you doing with the remaining 27 minutes?
• Killing Man Aug 31, 2011

  Well it's all hench "men" it's a sausage fest
• davey da kidd Aug 31, 2011

  R they henchmen or clenchmen?
• ★Λddi★ Aug 31, 2011

  Shake-N-Bake wrote:

  I popped in on my henchman to check on things as I am not getting my usual protection money.
  I was thinking.... Are they wasting my money on turf improvements? Are they getting busted on missions? What's the deal?
  When I arrived I was shocked to find them all watching Mama Mia together! To make matters worse several of them were wearing ascots!! When I asked where their leader was they said he was in the VIP room at the Shank Party! WTF!!!!
  Then some guy in a thong approached me and offered to polish my Tommy Gun!
  I was horrified!!!

  30 minutes later I left! What should I do? Can I get a refund from Nick?
  

  😹
• BellaItaliana Sep 1, 2011

  Shake-N-Bake wrote:

  Yes Bella.... I screwed up my title. It should of been Henchmen. I apologize for the anguish my typo put u through! 👎
  

  It was so considerate of you to apologize. I forgive you, Shake.
• \\// (/\dd Vee) Sep 1, 2011

  Seriously, it took 3 minutes to establish and 27 to watch your favorite movie. Your henchmen, your facilities, you're gay.

  👆
  Bella Grammer School Seal Of Approval🎀👍
• Tweek Sep 1, 2011

  \\// (/\dd Vee) wrote:

  Seriously, it took 3 minutes to establish and 27 to watch your favorite movie. Your henchmen, your facilities, you're gay.

  👆
  Bella Grammer School Seal Of Approval🎀👍
  

  Grammer?

  🍀 Ꭲཡཇཇ།ཧ 🍀 Spelling School Seal of Disapproval ✳👎
• ∆Ƿɦɵɛƞıҳ∆ Sep 1, 2011

  Shake they are not gay they just like scarves...
• \\// (/\dd Vee) Sep 1, 2011

  🍀 Ꭲཡཇཇ།ཧ 🍀 wrote:

  \\// (/\dd Vee) wrote:

  Seriously, it took 3 minutes to establish and 27 to watch your favorite movie. Your henchmen, your facilities, you're gay.

  👆
  Bella Grammer School Seal Of Approval🎀👍
  

  Grammer?

  🍀 Ꭲཡཇཇ།ཧ 🍀 Spelling School Seal of Disapproval ✳👎
  

  Touché 😏

  Grammar it is.
• Shake-N-Bake  Sep 1, 2011

  Sabasaul wrote:

  Shake-N-Bake wrote:

  30 minutes later I left! What should I do? Can I get a refund from Nick?
  

  I could see "checking up" taking maybe 3 or 4 minutes. So, what exactly were you doing with the remaining 27 minutes?
  

  As the great NateDogg taught me: Just because you drove a truck once doesn't make you a truck driver!

  I guess you can say I stayed to check out their Saturday Night Specials and their Horse Head.
• 🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Sep 1, 2011

  Shake-N-Bake wrote:

  Sabasaul wrote:

  Shake-N-Bake wrote:

  30 minutes later I left! What should I do? Can I get a refund from Nick?
  

  I could see "checking up" taking maybe 3 or 4 minutes. So, what exactly were you doing with the remaining 27 minutes?
  

  As the great NateDogg taught me: Just because you drove a truck once doesn't make you a truck driver!

  I guess you can say I stayed to check out their Saturday Night Specials and their Horse Head.
  

  Hey, gotta respect a man whose comfortable in his own shoes...or pumps. Whichever the case may be.
• Killing Man Sep 1, 2011

  Oh they ain't nothin, but horn dogs, yea
• BellaItaliana Sep 1, 2011

  🍀 Ꭲཡཇཇ།ཧ 🍀 wrote:

  \\// (/\dd Vee) wrote:

  Seriously, it took 3 minutes to establish and 27 to watch your favorite movie. Your henchmen, your facilities, you're gay.

  👆
  Bella Grammer School Seal Of Approval🎀👍
  

  Grammer?

  🍀 Ꭲཡཇཇ།ཧ 🍀 Spelling School Seal of Disapproval ✳👎
  

  Thanks Dear for taking care of business while Teach was away.
  🌟🌟 Tweek gets 2 gold star stickers today.
• Nailz was here Sep 1, 2011

  ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:

  🍀 Ꭲཡཇཇ།ཧ 🍀 wrote:

  \\// (/\dd Vee) wrote:

  Seriously, it took 3 minutes to establish and 27 to watch your favorite movie. Your henchmen, your facilities, you're gay.

  👆
  Bella Grammer School Seal Of Approval🎀👍
  

  Grammer?

  🍀 Ꭲཡཇཇ།ཧ 🍀 Spelling School Seal of Disapproval ✳👎
  

  Thanks Dear for taking care of business while Teach was away.
  🌟🌟 Tweek gets 2 gold star stickers today.

  kids don't care about stickers anymore. They want chocolate or marshmellows... Greedy little fucks...
• 💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Sep 1, 2011

  How are the henchies going to fight? Do they leave the weapons at home and swing their man bags when they fight? Or bum into submission
• ZRAYGO Sep 1, 2011

  BigBK wrote:

  krissharm wrote:

  BigBK wrote:

  They must have answered the homo phone
  

  👨📞

  Hahaha nice...the Freddy mercury phone...I'm using that forever...in 3 mOnths when I type that you better remember the reference.

  Hahahaha. Laughed out loud at that. Yungins won't get it
• ★〓⌖ Viper ⌖〓★ Sep 1, 2011

  So many comments, so few characters. I couldn't keep it under the limit so I'm just going to say... Hi Shakey.
• Iceberg_Slim Sep 1, 2011

  Limit their access to shanks. You don't want them poking each other. What else did you discover during your 30 minute blackout? Did you discover everyone's sensitive side?
• Shake-N-Bake  Sep 1, 2011

  🔥⌖ Viper ⌖🔥 wrote:

  So many comments, so few characters. I couldn't keep it under the limit so I'm just going to say... Hi Shakey.
  

  This isn't funny Viper! My henchies could be wiped out by STD's! Hmmmmm.... I see a couple new loot items out of this.. Shots of penicillin? Trojans? And we certainly should add dirty condoms as a melee item.
  Or, we could introduce some Mage skills... Such as you can disarm your enemy for 30 minutes with your "Magic Lisp". Or, increase damage by 10% with "Limp Wrist Slap"
  Cha-Ching$$$. Nick are you listening? Forget Don Points... It's time to introduce "Alternative Lifestyle" points.
• Shake-N-Bake  Sep 1, 2011

  👆👆Not that there is anything wrong with it. 👆👆😉
• BigBK Sep 1, 2011

  Henchmen and Tiaras.

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