P.S.A. From Your Friends in ๐จ๐ฅ๐
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Sabasaul wrote:
And make sure you have the proper credentials i.e Visa, Driver's License, Birth Certificate, mother's maiden name, the first time you did it, and the date of entry into Turf Wars. It's the LAW.๐ฎ๐ฎH@VOC wrote:
The inappropriate touching is the only reason I travel.๐CRACKA๐ wrote:
I'm not liking the sounds of this. EE, previously being neutral to u and your crew, this makes me think I have to clear myself with security or something. Explain yourself further if this is not what u mean. Also, congrats with OTB and all that.
Be sure to report any inappropriate touching during pat-down to TSA authorities.
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Well, this should be interesting.....
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แ โฌ\/แฅแ๐ฟแ /\แแฉ๐ wrote:
LMFAO!Sabasaul wrote:
And make sure you have the proper credentials i.e Visa, Driver's License, Birth Certificate, mother's maiden name, the first time you did it, and the date of entry into Turf Wars. It's the LAW.๐ฎ๐ฎH@VOC wrote:
The inappropriate touching is the only reason I travel.๐CRACKA๐ wrote:
I'm not liking the sounds of this. EE, previously being neutral to u and your crew, this makes me think I have to clear myself with security or something. Explain yourself further if this is not what u mean. Also, congrats with OTB and all that.
Be sure to report any inappropriate touching during pat-down to TSA authorities.
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So when does the shake up begin ? Anyone feel anything shaking yet?
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Guess I gotta go to Home Depot and get a door so I can close it.
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H@VOC wrote:
Yeah ๐ but I was told as long as it was less than 4 times it still counts as taking a piss.So when does the shake up begin ? Anyone feel anything shaking yet?
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Sabasaul wrote:
No no Saba, Man Law 225 sub paragraph 6 states: 3 shakes or less, you're still in pee mode. 4-8 shakes, you're trying to launch, any shakes after that, Get A Towel.H@VOC wrote:
Yeah ๐ but I was told as long as it was less than 4 times it still counts as taking a piss.So when does the shake up begin ? Anyone feel anything shaking yet?
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แ โฌ\/แฅแ๐ฟแ /\แแฉ๐ wrote:
๐น๐น๐น๐Sabasaul wrote:
No no Saba, Man Law 225 sub paragraph 6 states: 3 shakes or less, you're still in pee mode. 4-8 shakes, you're trying to launch, any shakes after that, Get A Towel.H@VOC wrote:
Yeah ๐ but I was told as long as it was less than 4 times it still counts as taking a piss.So when does the shake up begin ? Anyone feel anything shaking yet?
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แ โฌ\/แฅแ๐ฟแ /\แแฉ๐ wrote:
Sabasaul wrote:
No no Saba, Man Law 225 sub paragraph 6 states: 3 shakes or less, you're still in pee mode. 4-8 shakes, you're trying to launch, any shakes after that, Get A Towel.H@VOC wrote:
Yeah ๐ but I was told as long as it was less than 4 times it still counts as taking a piss.So when does the shake up begin ? Anyone feel anything shaking yet?
๐จ๐ฅ๐ will be sure to be cracking down on man law 225 devil dog, since they've received special training on it. Rumor has it that they CAN and WILL seize your ๐ and hold it, for as long as they like...... as evidence.
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H@VOC wrote:
Well that's no fun. What's the use of having it if somebody else is gonna hol....wait a minute.แ โฌ\/แฅแ๐ฟแ /\แแฉ๐ wrote:
Sabasaul wrote:
No no Saba, Man Law 225 sub paragraph 6 states: 3 shakes or less, you're still in pee mode. 4-8 shakes, you're trying to launch, any shakes after that, Get A Towel.H@VOC wrote:
Yeah ๐ but I was told as long as it was less than 4 times it still counts as taking a piss.So when does the shake up begin ? Anyone feel anything shaking yet?
๐จ๐ฅ๐ will be sure to be cracking down on man law 225 devil dog, since they've received special training on it. Rumor has it that they CAN and WILL seize your ๐ and hold it, for as long as they like...... as evidence.
Think I might retract my statement.
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แ โฌ\/แฅแ๐ฟแ /\แแฉ๐ wrote:
Last time I checked "less than 4" fell into the "3 shakes or less" & not "4 - 8 shakes". Maybe it's that new math.Sabasaul wrote:
No no Saba, Man Law 225 sub paragraph 6 states: 3 shakes or less, you're still in pee mode. 4-8 shakes, you're trying to launch, any shakes after that, Get A Towel.H@VOC wrote:
Yeah ๐ but I was told as long as it was less than 4 times it still counts as taking a piss.So when does the shake up begin ? Anyone feel anything shaking yet?
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Sabasaul wrote:
Yes in some circles that is very true, but 3-1/2 also sneaks into play, you really don't want to violate Man Law with half a shake.แ โฌ\/แฅแ๐ฟแ /\แแฉ๐ wrote:
Last time I checked "less than 4" fell into the "3 shakes or less" & not "4 - 8 shakes". Maybe it's that new math.Sabasaul wrote:
No no Saba, Man Law 225 sub paragraph 6 states: 3 shakes or less, you're still in pee mode. 4-8 shakes, you're trying to launch, any shakes after that, Get A Towel.H@VOC wrote:
Yeah ๐ but I was told as long as it was less than 4 times it still counts as taking a piss.So when does the shake up begin ? Anyone feel anything shaking yet?
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แ โฌ\/แฅแ๐ฟแ /\แแฉ๐ wrote:
Half a shake. That's using 2 or less fingers as opposed to the whole hand.Sabasaul wrote:
Yes in some circles that is very true, but 3-1/2 also sneaks into play, you really don't want to violate Man Law with half a shake.แ โฌ\/แฅแ๐ฟแ /\แแฉ๐ wrote:
Last time I checked "less than 4" fell into the "3 shakes or less" & not "4 - 8 shakes". Maybe it's that new math.Sabasaul wrote:
No no Saba, Man Law 225 sub paragraph 6 states: 3 shakes or less, you're still in pee mode. 4-8 shakes, you're trying to launch, any shakes after that, Get A Towel.H@VOC wrote:
Yeah ๐ but I was told as long as it was less than 4 times it still counts as taking a piss.So when does the shake up begin ? Anyone feel anything shaking yet?
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Primo wrote:
Actually I think that's a technicality primo. If you are ๐ handicapped such as Willy 27 then you should not be PENALized by man law simply because only 2 or less fingers is all you can use. That would be truly getting shafted.แ โฌ\/แฅแ๐ฟแ /\แแฉ๐ wrote:
Half a shake. That's using 2 or less fingers as opposed to the whole hand.Sabasaul wrote:
Yes in some circles that is very true, but 3-1/2 also sneaks into play, you really don't want to violate Man Law with half a shake.แ โฌ\/แฅแ๐ฟแ /\แแฉ๐ wrote:
Last time I checked... Maybe it's that new math.Sabasaul wrote:
No no Saba, Man Law....H@VOC wrote:
Yeah ๐ but I was told...Anyone feel anything shaking yet?
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I dunno guys. IMO, only someone trained and qualified with these measurements in ๐ through multiple handlings and field ops should be making these decisions. I know I'm not! Better get someone from ๐จ๐ฅ๐ on the horn to check it out, only they would know for sure.
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I don't know about that one H@voc. I just got off the phone with my attorney Donnie "Cock"ran and he says any unLAWful search or seizures of one's ๐ is in violation of PENAL code 6969.1. He also stated "If It Doesn't Fit, They Can't Seize Shit.
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Oh god. ๐น
Lep is laughing his ass off right now.
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แ โฌ\/แฅแ๐ฟแ /\แแฉ๐ wrote:
LMAO!! Laws a baddy lamb-ah tied tabbid chi that's the counterpan...all the way down sah da tay i'm tine kappy my danny, wha da tah may i dane on the cherries ma-ma-dee ah ma-ma-de, there a sine tibbity and a classy; she's a cold tony. you better whop a saw to the bammy 'cause the cammy towns a pitty on the panny sty bad like natta tie don't bane the dillies randy can thats the counter pan to the semi child i got to say the nay-no.I don't know about that one H@voc. I just got off the phone with my attorney Donnie "Cock"ran and he says any unLAWful search or seizures of one's ๐ is in violation of PENAL code 6969.1. He also stated "If It Doesn't Fit, They Can't Seize Shit.
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Tapwaterfish๐ซ๐๐ป wrote:
Am I the only one who can't understand a word of that?แ โฌ\/แฅแ๐ฟแ /\แแฉ๐ wrote:
LMAO!! Laws a baddy lamb-ah tied tabbid chi that's the counterpan...all the way down sah da tay i'm tine kappy my danny, wha da tah may i dane on the cherries ma-ma-dee ah ma-ma-de, there a sine tibbity and a classy; she's a cold tony. you better whop a saw to the bammy 'cause the cammy towns a pitty on the panny sty bad like natta tie don't bane the dillies randy can thats the counter pan to the semi child i got to say the nay-no.I don't know about that one H@voc. I just got off the phone with my attorney Donnie "Cock"ran and he says any unLAWful search or seizures of one's ๐ is in violation of PENAL code 6969.1. He also stated "If It Doesn't Fit, They Can't Seize Shit.
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Tapwaterfish๐ซ๐๐ป wrote:
LMAO!! Laws a baddy lamb-ah tied tabbid chi that's the counterpan...all the way down sah da tay i'm tine kappy my danny, wha da tah may i dane on the cherries ma-ma-dee ah ma-ma-de, there a sine tibbity and a classy; she's a cold tony. you better whop a saw to the bammy 'cause the cammy towns a pitty on the panny sty bad like natta tie don't bane the dillies randy can thats the counter pan to the semi child i got to say the nay-no.
(tears from laughing... oh my... made my day ๐น๐น๐ญ๐ญ
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bee ryan wrote:
Movie: Pooty Tang. Watch it, then come backTapwaterfish๐ซ๐๐ป wrote:
Am I the only one who can't understand a word of that?แ โฌ\/แฅแ๐ฟแ /\แแฉ๐ wrote:
LMAO!! Laws a baddy lamb-ah tied tabbid chi that's the counterpan...all the way down sah da tay i'm tine kappy my danny, wha da tah may i dane on the cherries ma-ma-dee ah ma-ma-de, there a sine tibbity and a classy; she's a cold tony. you better whop a saw to the bammy 'cause the cammy towns a pitty on the panny sty bad like natta tie don't bane the dillies randy can thats the counter pan to the semi child i got to say the nay-no.I don't know about that one H@voc. I just got off the phone with my attorney Donnie "Cock"ran and he says any unLAWful search or seizures of one's ๐ is in violation of PENAL code 6969.1. He also stated "If It Doesn't Fit, They Can't Seize Shit.
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H@VOC wrote:
Why that movie didn't get an Oscar I'll never know. ClassicTapwaterfish๐ซ๐๐ป wrote:
LMAO!! Laws a baddy lamb-ah tied tabbid chi that's the counterpan...all the way down sah da tay i'm tine kappy my danny, wha da tah may i dane on the cherries ma-ma-dee ah ma-ma-de, there a sine tibbity and a classy; she's a cold tony. you better whop a saw to the bammy 'cause the cammy towns a pitty on the panny sty bad like natta tie don't bane the dillies randy can thats the counter pan to the semi child i got to say the nay-no.
(tears from laughing... oh my... made my day ๐น๐น๐ญ๐ญ
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Wha da tay! (whips out the belt) โ
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Kapa-chow! Lol
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Have the "several changes" as mentioned by the OP been implemented or revealed yet or is it top secret police business? Is there another PSA coming? Has the shake up begun yet. Anyone felt vibrations? Can someone get a message to the top leadership and ask Ultra to get back to us on this. Thanks.
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Yeah some explanation should be given at this point. Ultra how about you explain why you had ee post this ridiculous thread about shaking his ๐ too much.
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To whom it may concern (tw community) I am very proud of my ๐ and would be more than glad to show it to you. Just pm me on pal (tw ladies preferred) and I'll let you ๐ my ๐. For it's nothing to be ashamed of because it more resembles a baby ๐'s trunk. I have no problem shaking it around like a helicopter, because last ๐ I went dressed as a โฝ. I'll be waiting....
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โฆแ ฮฑฮฝเฝ ๐จ๐ฅ๐ wrote:
To whom it may concern (tw community) I am very proud of my ๐ and would be more than glad to show it to you. Just pm me on pal (tw ladies preferred) and I'll let you ๐ my ๐. For it's nothing to be ashamed of because it more resembles a baby ๐'s trunk. I have no problem shaking it around like a helicopter, because last ๐ I went dressed as a โฝ. I'll be waiting....
Yes but are you above Man Law 225 ???
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โฆแ ฮฑฮฝเฝ ๐จ๐ฅ๐ wrote:
I think you're confused. Just cause you act like a giant ๐ doesn't mean you have a giant ๐. ๐To whom it may concern (tw community) I am very proud of my ๐ and would be more than glad to show it to you. Just pm me on pal (tw ladies preferred) and I'll let you ๐ my ๐. For it's nothing to be ashamed of because it more resembles a baby ๐'s trunk. I have no problem shaking it around like a helicopter, because last ๐ I went dressed as a โฝ. I'll be waiting....
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Sabasaul wrote:
Lol I love your posts sabasaul always make me laugh ๐บโฆแ ฮฑฮฝเฝ ๐จ๐ฅ๐ wrote:
I think you're confused. Just cause you act like a giant ๐ doesn't mean you have a giant ๐. ๐To whom it may concern (tw community) I am very proud of my ๐ and would be more than glad to show it to you. Just pm me on pal (tw ladies preferred) and I'll let you ๐ my ๐. For it's nothing to be ashamed of because it more resembles a baby ๐'s trunk. I have no problem shaking it around like a helicopter, because last ๐ I went dressed as a โฝ. I'll be waiting....
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