My girlfriend is a lesbian?!
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bye🎵 wrote:
Best comment everShe didn't like the stink of your bage.
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Did she read you your gay rights?
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Sabasaul wrote:
Good point here, though you do have to worry about your best bud banging your girlfriend.Sir talk a lot wrote:
Why wouldn't you be? Think of all the things you have in common now. You can both talk about chics asses. You probably both shop in the same clothing section & you both have penis envy. Sounds like the basis for a solid friendship if you ask me.Don't know if were still friends though.
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Did she at least show you her new girlfriend's bage?
Ok, done. Ahem. Sorry.
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bye🎵 wrote:
I spit on my iPad. 🙎She prefers bage to baton?
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Sabasaul wrote:
Penis envy 😹Sir talk a lot wrote:
Why wouldn't you be? Think of all the things you have in common now. You can both talk about chics asses. You probably both shop in the same clothing section & you both have penis envy. Sounds like the basis for a solid friendship if you ask me.Don't know if were still friends though.
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Sabasaul wrote:
RoflℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
He already did & she told him she wasn't into that. Remember, he turned her gay!...but try not to hold it against her....
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Ξиigma wrote:
Haha yea .. Whenever I'm with a straight girl.. And I check out another girls ass , I get hit rather abusivly .. Now you'll get a high five!Sabasaul wrote:
Penis envy 😹Sir talk a lot wrote:
Why wouldn't you be? Think of all the things you have in common now. You can both talk about chics asses. You probably both shop in the same clothing section & you both have penis envy. Sounds like the basis for a solid friendship if you ask me.Don't know if were still friends though.
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Pretty sure uncle kracker has a song about this. 🎼My girlfriend has a girlfriend now. It was cool for a minute now it's bringing me down. People talkin' bout it all over this town. My girlfriend has a girlfriend now🎼
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Mr Ikslopot 🍀 wrote:
Read this post above and think! He dropped some wisdom here...Just be cool bro. It was hard enough for her to be honest with herself. Cool for you as it had nothing to do with you.
It could have been worse. I had a friend who was married to a husband that came out. They had been married a decade. He had been living two lives. Luckily, they had no kids.
You are lucky she had the guts to be honest with you about it.
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They don't pick gay guys. She just did not want to come out. She might like both. She is young. Move on nothing to do with you. My sister was like that.
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Sabasaul wrote:
Lol!ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
He already did & she told him she wasn't into that. Remember, he turned her gay!...but try not to hold it against her....
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Sir Talk a Lot, I think you're an all right kid. That said, there's no way I can buy this story 100 percent. I will say there's a chance you're being honest, but after the Ashley the cop story, there's no way I can fully believe this is true
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If only she was Bi, u would of had a great time....
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Fuck me in the mangina
This is hilarious
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Sir talk alot if this is real or fake i don't care cuz im laughing my ass off at you either way. You are a clown. This is not something you post online and expect sympathy. Your mom,different story. This, Fucking.... Hilarious.
Ps your what 14 who gives a shit. Now if you attempt to get the girl your girl just got then I will commend you until then, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Someone sing that song do your balls hang low!
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Come on
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This would make such an awesome college application paper if you wrote it in good taste. Just talk about how it opened your eyes to how different people are. Liberal colleges love that shit!
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I can see your nose all the way from Paris.
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Im a lesbian trapped in a mans body.
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Billy Da' Kid wrote:
LMFAO😹😹😹Pretty sure uncle kracker has a song about this. 🎼My girlfriend has a girlfriend now. It was cool for a minute now it's bringing me down. People talkin' bout it all over this town. My girlfriend has a girlfriend now🎼
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Turf🐑Warrior👊🔨💀 wrote:
I think that's well put. Every sir talks a lot post I open, I expect some time of BS that will be a good recurring joke.Sir Talk a Lot, I think you're an all right kid. That said, there's no way I can buy this story 100 percent. I will say there's a chance you're being honest, but after the Ashley the cop story, there's no way I can fully believe this is true
Wait! Is it just me... Or does sir talks alot "life" seem like one giant sitcom?
Seriously, think about it. You have a few great funny incidents, one sad "episode" where it makes you reflect on your life and what you cherish, then right back to funny shit? I don't mean anything personally sir talks. It's just an observation. If this is true, just ask that you get to watch.. 😄😄 good luck with the next gf tho -
Add 10 wrote:
This seems to be a trending opinion! Do you go to church much?Sir talk a lot wrote:
Add 10 wrote:
Usually don't mean always.Usually lesbians will pick gay guys who dont know they are gay yet.
Give it some thought......just in case.
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Jeg222 wrote:
Do your balls hang low to they wobbly to and frow can you tie in knot , can you in a bow can you through them over you shoulder like a contnetal soldier to your balls hang low.Come on
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Well, atleast if her and her girlfriend are looking for a "friend" to play with you will be on their list 😉 Could work in your favor 👍
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I don't believe this story. That said if it's true I can relate for reasons I won't post about.
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Hey ask for a 'break up' show and three way:)
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Mr Ikslopot 🍀 wrote:
Thanks.Just be cool bro. It was hard enough for her to be honest with herself. Cool for you as it had nothing to do with you.
It could have been worse. I had a friend who was married to a husband that came out. They had been married a decade. He had been living two lives. Luckily, they had no kids.
You are lucky she had the guts to be honest with you about it.
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Mike 👿 Corleone wrote:
B....you're a lesbian?😳😳😳I don't believe this story. That said if it's true I can relate for reasons I won't post about.
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Mike 👿 Corleone wrote:
I don't believe this story. That said if it's true I can relate for reasons I won't post about.
Then why even mention it?
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