Announcing TWAQS
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Prounounced "Trois Ques". The term has 2 meanings, firstly "Three Questions" we have 3 fundamental questions that need answering, secondly, "Turf Wars App Quilt Syndicate".
The 3 questions:
1. Why should I quilt?
2. How do I quilt?
3. Where can we find Aladdins magic carpet?Our aim: to create an army of merciless quilters who will dominate the world.
If you are considering quilting an would like to join, contact me!
Happy stitching ✌
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Don't count me in. Real men crochet.
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I'd sew love to join!!!
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I've never sewn anything in my life, except for a couple flesh wounds. Can I still join?
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Jim Dirt (Add A1) wrote:
😹I've never sewn anything in my life, except for a couple flesh wounds. Can I still join?
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Jim Dirt (Add A1) wrote:
You are a prime candidate. You are in.I've never sewn anything in my life, except for a couple flesh wounds. Can I still join?
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🍀 Ꭲཡཇཇ།ཧ 🍀 wrote:
My wife started crocheting recently and tried to get me to learn. I was like "no I'm good". We go to the crafts store and there's this selection of kits and how to's by "the crochet dude" I lol'd at that name. She was all "see it's manly" i was like "pffft whatever. If she found out I was secretly quilting with vadan she'd stab me in the night with her crochet needle.Don't count me in. Real men crochet.
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BigBK wrote:
Sounds like my kind of girl!🍀 Ꭲཡཇཇ།ཧ 🍀 wrote:
My wife started crocheting recently and tried to get me to learn. I was like "no I'm good". We go to the crafts store and there's this selection of kits and how to's by "the crochet dude" I lol'd at that name. She was all "see it's manly" i was like "pffft whatever. If she found out I was secretly quilting with vadan she'd stab me in the night with her crochet needle.Don't count me in. Real men crochet.
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Someone sow the hole that is below vadans nose and above his chin pls.
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🚶ickle mobster🚶 wrote:
B-B-B-BOOMSHAKALAKASomeone sow the hole that is below vadans nose and above his chin pls.
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🍀 Ꭲཡཇཇ།ཧ 🍀 wrote:
I have a needle for itDon't count me in. Real men crochet.
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🚶ickle mobster🚶 wrote:
Your application has been declined.Someone sow the hole that is below vadans nose and above his chin pls.
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Jim Dirt (Add A1) wrote:
Oh she's something alright. But just to clarify...was se appealing to you because shed stab you in your throat or because she makes sweet toques?BigBK wrote:
Sounds like my kind of girl!🍀 Ꭲཡཇཇ།ཧ 🍀 wrote:
My wife started crocheting recently and tried to get me to learn. I was like "no I'm good". We go to the crafts store and there's this selection of kits and how to's by "the crochet dude" I lol'd at that name. She was all "see it's manly" i was like "pffft whatever. If she found out I was secretly quilting with vadan she'd stab me in the night with her crochet needle.Don't count me in. Real men crochet.
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I married her for the sweet ass toques.
...well one of those last three words can be removed and the sentence will be more true then it is currently...
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BigBK wrote:
The stabbing in the throat bit. I'm not a hat guy...Jim Dirt (Add A1) wrote:
Oh she's something alright. But just to clarify...was se appealing to you because shed stab you in your throat or because she makes sweet toques?BigBK wrote:
Sounds like my kind of girl!🍀 Ꭲཡཇཇ།ཧ 🍀 wrote:
My wife started crocheting recently and tried to get me to learn. I was like "no I'm good". We go to the crafts store and there's this selection of kits and how to's by "the crochet dude" I lol'd at that name. She was all "see it's manly" i was like "pffft whatever. If she found out I was secretly quilting with vadan she'd stab me in the night with her crochet needle.Don't count me in. Real men crochet.
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I would have joined if I was quilting full time. I'm a part time quilter now only (at best) and I think that Joining an alliance would be bad for my Mojo. P.S. any chance of a pair of snazzy crotchless underwear?
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randombloke wrote:
I'll ask the missus. If she says yes I expect you to pm your mailing address. Because that shit will happen. Nothing says class like crocheted crotchless panties.I would have joined if I was quilting full time. I'm a part time quilter now only (at best) and I think that Joining an alliance would be bad for my Mojo. P.S. any chance of a pair of snazzy crotchless underwear?
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BigBK wrote:
Oh they Should come with the ass flap too.. So you don't have to take em off to take a 💩!randombloke wrote:
I'll ask the missus. If she says yes I expect you to pm your mailing address. Because that shit will happen. Nothing says class like crocheted crotchless panties.I would have joined if I was quilting full time. I'm a part time quilter now only (at best) and I think that Joining an alliance would be bad for my Mojo. P.S. any chance of a pair of snazzy crotchless underwear?
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💋Officer Ashley wrote:
This is hopefully the first of many orders. I'll email you the invoice rb.BigBK wrote:
Oh they Should come with the ass flap too.. So you don't have to take em off to take a 💩!randombloke wrote:
I'll ask the missus. If she says yes I expect you to pm your mailing address. Because that shit will happen. Nothing says class like crocheted crotchless panties.I would have joined if I was quilting full time. I'm a part time quilter now only (at best) and I think that Joining an alliance would be bad for my Mojo. P.S. any chance of a pair of snazzy crotchless underwear?
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It was the wifes comedy show last night so we were super busy getting ready. I plum forgot to ask her. At about 1am on the way home I randomly looked at her and said "oh can you crochet me some crotchless panties?". With zero hesitation and zero questions she just like "sure!". That's why I love this girl!
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So random...colour preference?
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BigBK wrote:
Do you even have to ask? Standard Yawn colours. Yellow stars round the front. Brown stripes round the back! Btw I'm starting to like your mrs too 😱So random...colour preference?
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BigBK wrote:
Shes a keeper!It was the wifes comedy show last night so we were super busy getting ready. I plum forgot to ask her. At about 1am on the way home I randomly looked at her and said "oh can you crochet me some crotchless panties?". With zero hesitation and zero questions she just like "sure!". That's why I love this girl!
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This is too funny, makes me want to start quilting... Put me on your waiting list for my upcoming retirement. I wouldn't want to be refuse once I'm ready to retire.
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Mr. Dφцх7 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
Done soldier! For quilt and country!This is too funny, makes me want to start quilting... Put me on your waiting list for my upcoming retirement. I wouldn't want to be refuse once I'm ready to retire.
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🍀 Ꭲཡཇཇ།ཧ 🍀 wrote:
I FUCKIN CROCHET ALL DAY MANDon't count me in. Real men crochet.
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Can I join?
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Wonka Factory wrote:
No you can't.Can I join?
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