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Sue Sosa sews holes. Huge Huey Hughes had a few huge holes to sew, so he sought Sue Sosa to sew some. Sue said, "So, Huey, you say you seek sewing for a few huge holes. But, those holes may be too huge to sew." Huey sighed, "Sue, sew some." So, Sue Sosa sewed some huge holes for Huge Huey Hughes. The few huge holes were too huge for Sue to sew so she sewed so-so sewing half a hole not the whole hole. Huge Huey refused to pay for Sue's so-so sewing so Sue sued Huey. Sues so-so sewing suit goes to trial next Tuesday before His Honor Conner Donner.
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All of you just put a stitch in it, hes just quilting. Oh btw before you quilt add Dave sew it will be forever embroidered in your bobbin and a stitch in time saves nine....
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Il Medico wrote:
👆👆👆👆👆😹😹😹😹😹Wonka Factory wrote:
Sew what!?My wife bought an expensive sewing/embroidery machine. She's taking classes on how to quilt. Maybe I'll join her.
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twinkle_toes wrote:
This quilting thread is leaving me in stitches.Il Medico wrote:
👆👆👆👆👆😹😹😹😹😹Wonka Factory wrote:
Sew what!?My wife bought an expensive sewing/embroidery machine. She's taking classes on how to quilt. Maybe I'll join her.
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$2500?! Sew her ass!
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Maybe you can sew officer Ashley a new bage with the right spelling?
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This thread sew doesn't make sense it needle point.
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Il Medico wrote:
Lol. Yes. Clever.Wonka Factory wrote:
Sew what!?My wife bought an expensive sewing/embroidery machine. She's taking classes on how to quilt. Maybe I'll join her.
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Don't quilt man, quilters never prosper!
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I guess we all have our quilty pleasures...
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Beezy wrote:
Pmsk. (Peed myself knitting)I guess we all have our quilty pleasures...
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"The Man" wrote:
I agree once you Quilt you can never come back to knitting.Don't quilt man, quilters never prosper!
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Wonka, you know i have great respect for you. If you Quilt, I only have one thing to say to you for quilting, knit one, pearl two.
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Yaaaaaarrrrrrrnnnnnn
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♦Ꭰανཟ 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
Yaaaaaarrrrrrrnnnnnn
lol 😄
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♦Ꭰανཟ 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
HahahahahaYaaaaaarrrrrrrnnnnnn
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I can't stand everyone 😱QUILTING 😱. If one more person quilts I'm quilting
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Turf🐑Warrior👊🔨💀 wrote:
ROFL♦Ꭰανཟ 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
HahahahahaYaaaaaarrrrrrrnnnnnn
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♦Ꭰανཟ 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
Damn Dave. Pretty funnyYaaaaaarrrrrrrnnnnnn
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Watch out. I have a friend whose wife quilted. Before you knew it he joined her as a dealer. Sure they had access to the most expensive fabrics, but then they had to have a $20,000 machine to support the habit. Now they're running the worst kind of quilt-house, selling quilts to those who can't process the ingredients in their own home quilting labs. Just say no to quilting.
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Seeing that quiting thread reminded me of this.
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Ha, funny stuff! How long did it take to find the post
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Lmao!! 😂😂
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No ZRAYGO, please don't quilt!
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HACKETT wrote:
2 seconds. I just googled itHa, funny stuff! How long did it take to find the post
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Awesome! 😂😂
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Tweek wrote:
Il Medico wrote:
Sew not funny. Knitwits... :pΞиigma wrote:
That's terrible!Il Medico wrote:
Quilt frankly, yes.Duvet need to keep coming up with quilt jokes?
I'm gonna blanket out!Darn it! And I had a joke that would have sewn it up nicely
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Oh my god! I just read through this thread. My sides are bursting at the seams I'm laughing so hard.
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HACKETT wrote:
Ha, funny stuff! How long did it take to find the post
It only took him a stitch in time to find this thread.
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I remember when you started quilting. I still haven't received mine.
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