Light hearted humour

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Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Aug 21, 2011

Dear diary, for my upcoming celestial GCSE's, I'm thinking of creating a new universe. When I've finished I'm going to rummage through the trillions of planets to find a little blue one, then put some little monkey-type things that look like me on it. Then I'm going to go down and fuck one of them and the little offspring will die horribly, making all the other little monkey things love me. Then I'll appear in a different form to each of the little groups so that they fight each other all the time. I know it's a bit far-feched, but at least its fucking original eh?!
NaiBlanc Aug 21, 2011

Dear diary, I'm going down to my blue planet with a block of very hard musical granite, plonked it in the middle of one the groups, and let it mess with their minds...
Tooravve Aug 22, 2011

krissharm wrote:
Dear diary, for my upcoming celestial GCSE's, I'm thinking of creating a new universe. When I've finished I'm going to rummage through the trillions of planets to find a little blue one, then put some little monkey-type things that look like me on it. Then I'm going to go down and fuck one of them and the little offspring will die horribly, making all the other little monkey things love me. Then I'll appear in a different form to each of the little groups so that they fight each other all the time. I know it's a bit far-feched, but at least its fucking original eh?!

Lol!
Mickey Dunn Aug 22, 2011

I'll admit it...... I chuckled. 😜