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|)ÿłåñ-Ø Aug 3, 2011

What are your best Chuck Norris jokes.
Benny Bones Aug 3, 2011

In TurfWars Chuck Иorris doesn't have a 1356 mob, the 1356 mob has Chuck Иorris...
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Aug 3, 2011

Let me be the first to say...
yaaaaaaawwwwwwwn
Add ZINGG Aug 3, 2011

Dylan Owens3 wrote:
What are your best Chuck Norris jokes.

I've been wanting to start this thread for a while, just been too lazy. Here are a few:
1. Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
2. There aren't steroids in sports, but players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
3. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a salesman over the phone.
4. Chuck Norris doesnt shower; he only takes blood baths.
∆Ƿɦɵɛƞıҳ∆ Aug 3, 2011

There once was a street called Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because nobody could cross without dieing though.
BigBK Aug 3, 2011

One time chuck Norris uppercut a horse. That's how giraffes got started.

One time chuck Norris round house kicked so fast he went back in time and kicked emilia airhardt causing her to crash her plane in the pacific ocean.

👆my personal favorite.
PSALM40 Aug 4, 2011

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas 💢👊
Shibby420 Aug 4, 2011

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.
Ghetto Monstazz Aug 4, 2011

Chuck norris IS the deadliest warrior
Lefthook23 Aug 4, 2011

Jesus once saw the face of chuck Norris appear on his toast!
Chuck иorris Aug 4, 2011

Benny Bones wrote:
In TurfWars Chuck Иorris doesn't have a 1356 mob, the 1356 mob has Chuck Иorris...

It's 1343... It went down😞
Big Iron ☣ Buck Aug 4, 2011

Chuck Norris Drop kicked the Down Syndrome out of twelve year old boy
wangberg Aug 4, 2011

krissharm wrote:
Let me be the first to say...
yaaaaaaawwwwwwwn

Hater
Benny Bones Aug 4, 2011

Chuck иorris wrote:
Benny Bones wrote:
In TurfWars Chuck Иorris doesn't have a 1356 mob, the 1356 mob has Chuck Иorris...

It's 1343... It went down😞

You know what, I thought I was the only one that was happening to... Sometimes I lose up to 15 mob in a day!
∆Ƿɦɵɛƞıҳ∆ Aug 4, 2011

Chuck Norris slams revolving doors.
Chuck Norris writes in 4th person.
|)ÿłåñ-Ø Aug 5, 2011

If Chuck Norris had to fight himself, he would definitly win
seller Aug 5, 2011

Chuck Norris is so cool he had sex before his dad!

Chuck Norris's tears actually cure cancer! It's a Shame he's never cried....