Grandfather paradox...

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Chuck иorris Jul 31, 2011

I just saw a show on it... WHY WOULD ANYONE GO BACK IN TIME TO KILL THEIR GRAMPA?!?!
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Jul 31, 2011

Seen futurama? The episode on that is too funny
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Chuck иorris Jul 31, 2011

Nope
Jimmy Needles Jul 31, 2011

I hear that Chuck Norris is his own grandfather AND grandmother...
Nailz was here Jul 31, 2011

Jimmy Needles wrote:
I hear that Chuck Norris is his own grandfather AND grandmother...

chuck Norris dosn dial the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck иorris Jul 31, 2011

Omg I can't post without someone making a chuck Norris joke... Lol
Add ZINGG Jul 31, 2011

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he does world-downs.
Add ZINGG Jul 31, 2011

Chuck Norris wears a blackbelt on the beard that he grows on his dick. Okay I'm stopping now. 😄
glman Jul 31, 2011

Chuck иorris wrote:
I just saw a show on it... WHY WOULD ANYONE GO BACK IN TIME TO KILL THEIR GRAMPA?!?!

It's just an example.
bones73 Jul 31, 2011

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg
✙Baron✙ Jul 31, 2011

krissharm wrote:
Seen futurama? The episode on that is too funny
🚀💧🏢
add KARL Aug 1, 2011

bones73 wrote:
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg

Chuck norris makes the egg scramble its self 🍳
Chuck иorris Aug 1, 2011

Omfg...
Nailz was here Aug 1, 2011

Chuck Norris once raced the light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
∆Ƿɦɵɛƞıҳ∆ Aug 1, 2011

One day a blind man bumped into Chuck Norris on the street. Chuck Norris said, "Dont you know who I am? Im Chuck Norris!" The words Chuck Norris gave the man his sight back, but too bad the last thing he saw was a fist...
Eyecu Aug 1, 2011

Chuck Norris can gargle(sp?) peanut butter.
DООM Aug 1, 2011

Chuck Norris once walked down a street with a hard on.. there were no survivors.
Zenyn Aug 2, 2011

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just islands.
The Archduke Aug 2, 2011

Chuck Norris died a few years ago. The Grim Reaper is afraid to tell him.
The Archduke Aug 2, 2011

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talking about and is why Waldo is hiding.
slugboy Aug 2, 2011

You just know if a working time machine was built, some flash pillock would try to commit suicide using the grandfather paradox. Absolutely gurranteed unfortunately .
GHOSTIE Aug 2, 2011

Hi I'm a 96 year old grandpa. This is my first day on the Internet and I think these chuck Norris jokes are hilarious!
※ Ꭰ Ꭺ Ꮩ Ꭼ Ᏼ ※ Aug 2, 2011

Chuck Norris doesn't have sperm, only little ninjas
The Rhino Aug 2, 2011

In the beggining there was nothing, then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that nothing and told it to get a job.
※ Ꭰ Ꭺ Ꮩ Ꭼ Ᏼ ※ Aug 2, 2011

God said "Let there be light", Chuck Noris said "Say please