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I laid your mom Jul 30, 2011

Im 24 kinda shy good build and whenever I get a girls number it seemed just luck. Do any of you guys have a system that works consistanly? And anyway to get rid of being shy when I see a very cute girl?
BlindLuck Jul 30, 2011

Be alpha. Walk up to that bitch and demand her mother fucking number!
/pump
Seriously though, just ask. Sometimes they like shy guys.
Also when in doubt whip it put
squishedfrog Jul 30, 2011

Or you coil go caveman on her just club her over the head and drag her home
BellaItaliana Jul 30, 2011

This thread oughta get good.
Tweek Jul 30, 2011

Start up a good conversation. Once you are in a good one you will feel less shy. Don't worry about getting rejected, it happens. When it comes time to ask, be blunt (not rude) about it. That usually works for me. Sometimes you can surprise them with it though. For example, once, a good looking waitress came to my table and asked if I wanted anything. I said "your number" and I got it. Just be sure of yourself, and don't get heartbroken when they decline to give you their number.
[Add:Baz]Boffer Jul 30, 2011

Is that your real name?
Add ZINGG Jul 30, 2011

But I thought you had my mom? Why does a 24 year old want my 45 year old mom? Eww 😖
Ghetto Monstazz Jul 30, 2011

joezingg:) wrote:
But I thought you had my mom? Why does a 24 year old want my 45 year old mom? Eww 😖

He had your mom too? Damn, this guy gets around
ImTheFukinDaddy Jul 30, 2011

Say you must be from Ireland
Because when I'm looking at you my penis is dublin
Primo Jul 30, 2011

Chest hair. And lots of it. Invest in some v-neck t-shirts and button-ups and let that shit flow. Once you think you unbuttoned enough buttons, do one more. A lil conditioner on the pectoral rug never hurts, especially when the ladies go in for a finger swipe.
★ʗℝ₳ℤㄚℝㅌⅆℕⅇʗҜ★ Jul 30, 2011

Bro just be yourself... That's what got you her number in the first place....
krazijay Jul 30, 2011

Make her laugh, and feel good about herself....but here is the trick....without lying!! U must compliment on what she does have going for her. As most woman can tell sincerity, once u have made her laugh and feel good, just be u, down to a tea...
dr p Jul 30, 2011

Be polite. Don't be cocky and don't swear too much
ImTheFukinDaddy Jul 30, 2011

What is this a serious question 😹
Thought it was a joke
Add: KOZY Jul 30, 2011

Not every cute girl is "special"

There's millions of fish in the sea. You don't have to eat the mercury filled ones. Also some people are allergic to shellfish.
MalAdOsteo Jul 31, 2011

I got your mom's number off the wall of the men's room at a strip club.
Add ZINGG Jul 31, 2011

MalAdOsteo wrote:
I got your mom's number off the wall of the men's room at a strip club.

I found my moms number at a similar location. 😖
✙Baron✙ Jul 31, 2011

MalAdOsteo wrote:
I got your mom's number off the wall of the men's room at a strip club.

Really? I found it at Arnolds.
〓CAPTAIN SATAN〓 Jul 31, 2011

Cologne,
It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
davey da kidd Jul 31, 2011

No no no the best way to overcome shyness as everybody knows is
Get drunk then all ur nerves just leave,
They just disappear
TheSmokinGun Jul 31, 2011

First send her some concrete shoes and a horse head, then.... Oh hang on, u mean a real girl? From the outside world? 😱
Soul Jul 31, 2011

BlindLuck🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
Be alpha. Walk up to that bitch and demand her mother fucking number!
Also when in doubt whip it put

Best advice so far.
Johnny Cage Jul 31, 2011

Get drunk... Not too drunk.... Just drunk enough....
TMT Jul 31, 2011

If you're 24 and asking for advice on a game played by adults and children alike for ways to pick up women, then congratulations, you've arrived. You're already a loser and should proceed directly to the Internet and a World of Warcraft profile.
krazijay Jul 31, 2011

Kozy wrote:
Not every cute girl is "special"

There's millions of fish in the sea. You don't have to eat the mercury filled ones. Also some people are allergic to shellfish.

Pmsl
krazijay Jul 31, 2011

TheSmokinGun🚬🔫 wrote:
First send her some concrete shoes and a horse head, then.... Oh hang on, u mean a real girl? From the outside world? 😱

Rofpmsl
Nailz was here Jul 31, 2011

TMT wrote:
If you're 24 and asking for advice on a game played by adults and children alike for ways to pick up women, then congratulations, you've arrived. You're already a loser and should proceed directly to the Internet and a World of Warcraft profile.
BigBK Jul 31, 2011

People still ask for phone numbers? I thought it was all "add me to facebook" now. I honestly hate talking on the phone, especially to someone I met half lit the night before at a bar. The last chick I met at a bar was out for a smoke and I was talking to my two female friends and this chick overheard our convo and joined in. She was gorgeous and hilarious and had great taste in music. I asked her for her msn (people still used messenger back then). The next day I was all nervous to ask her on a date cause I didn't know how I was gonna ask...so I said "what are you up to?" she replied "doing summersaults off my couch". I thought that was hilarious...she is now Mrs. BigBK and it's been 5 years...

So much easier then the phone.
krazijay Jul 31, 2011

Lol, talk of the devil, here he is! Are ur ears burning? Just mentioned u on other thread!! Lol sycronicity
BigBK Jul 31, 2011

krazijay wrote:
Lol, talk of the devil, here he is! Are ur ears burning? Just mentioned u on other thread!! Lol sycronicity

I saw that lol👍
BigBK Jul 31, 2011

krazijay wrote:
Lol, talk of the devil, here he is! Are ur ears burning? Just mentioned u on other thread!! Lol sycronicity

Ears must have been burning...I can't think of another reason I'd be awake at 640am...I blame you Krazi. I think I'm still buzzed from last night. Ugh...92proof 46% navy rum...and guiness...my bum is not happy with me hahaha

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