🎼Cap Across H@VOC🎵

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OneThumbBastard Jul 22, 2011

Sung to the tune of "Cut Across Shorty."

🎼Now a country boy called H@VOC
And a city boy named Evil E
Had to prove who could cap turfs fastest
To be the big dog in the big city!

Now Evil E had all the money
And he also had the Glocks,
But H@VOC must have had something, boys
That Kevlar vests can't block.

Well, a-cap across H@VOC H@VOC cap across
That's what Miss Moira said
Cap across H@VOC, H@VOC cap across,
'Fore Evil E drops a horse's head.

Now Evil E had been in training
A week before the race
He made up his mind
Ol' H@VOC would end up in second place.🎵
OneThumbBastard Jul 22, 2011

And Evil E with the shells a-flyin',
Left H@VOC far behind.
And H@VOC heard him holler out
"All your turfs will soon be mine!"

But H@VOC wasn't worried,
There was a smile upon his face.
He knew that he was a-goin' to win
'Cause Miss Moira had fixed the race!

And just like that old story
About the turtle and the hare.
When Evil E arrived at the last turf,
He found H@VOC waiting there.

Well, a-cap across H@VOC H@VOC cap across
That's what Miss Moira said.
Cap across H@VOC, H@VOC cap across,
'Fore Evil E drops a horse's head.

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★COVΛH★ Jul 22, 2011

OTB is droppin it y'all !!
🌴 Yertbomb 🌴 Jul 22, 2011

Lol
BellaItaliana Jul 22, 2011

Country song? Bella doesn't recognize things of this sort.
Mini Mogul OG Jul 22, 2011

🎀BadMammaJamma 4 min ago Quote
Country song? Bella doesn't recognize things of this sort.

LOL neither does Mogul.
Mr. Baltimore Jul 22, 2011

Lol
мīм Jul 22, 2011

lol, never heard of it, I had to youtube "Cut Across Shorty."
Nice story OTB, may be you will sing it around a bonfire at the next TW reunion.
OneThumbBastard Jul 22, 2011

"Cut Across Shorty" was a hit for both Eddie Cochran and Rod Stewart.
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