Did you ever stop and wonder.....
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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?' -
Or....Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'
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Haha nope
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I think these things are necessary for survival, logical, and observed in nature.
Not like you say.
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Who were the first people to eat lobster?
It's a giant bug, that is hard to get.
Were they really really hungry, or just really really bored?
How did they know what part to put butter on?
It makes you wonder what else they tried.
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Unborn chicken fetus go well with smoked pigs ass and cultured corn and wheat based products
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Brown🎵Note wrote:
Now that is a better question.Who were the first people to eat lobster?
It's a giant bug, that is hard to get.
Were they really really hungry, or just really really bored?
How did they know what part to put butter on?
It makes you wonder what else they tried.
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Who was the first person to eat a lobster?
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I don't get how people figured out how to make bread... Did they just have random things laying around and say "hey! I think I'll throw this stuff in a bowl and put in the ire and see what happens!!!"?
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have you never known a nine year old boy?!?
"Here, Jimmy: Eat this."
"No way!"
"I dare ya."
"No way!"
"I double dare ya."
"You can't make me."Well, you all know how this ends. And, thus, we eat gross things.
Just think, though, of all the Jimmys throughout time that ended up eating hemlock, sumac, nightshade, death caps, dart frogs, belladonna, et cetera... -
Peepers wrote:
Boiled grain good.I don't get how people figured out how to make bread... Did they just have random things laying around and say "hey! I think I'll throw this stuff in a bowl and put in the ire and see what happens!!!"?
Dry grain lasts
Crush dry grain to make it more edible
Add water and salt to crushed grain and form into lumps to cook.
Add milk as well to use it up.
Start making it, forget for a while, natural yeasts start working.
Sod it, I'm cooking and eating it even tho it's gone bubbly, Can't waste food.
Holy cow this is nice.
Tinker with recipe.
Bread -
Doc Xray wrote:
I always thought thathave you never known a nine year old boy?!?
"Here, Jimmy: Eat this."
"No way!"
"I dare ya."
"No way!"
"I double dare ya."
"You can't make me."Well, you all know how this ends. And, thus, we eat gross things.
Just think, though, of all the Jimmys throughout time that ended up eating hemlock, sumac, nightshade, death caps, dart frogs, belladonna, et cetera...
Who discovered that nightshade was poison
Who left their milk to rot and made cheese? -
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
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Marky G wrote:
And why does he yodel? Not make chimp noises, and wear a loincloth...Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
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If life started with Adam and eve, why don't we all look the same from a lack of genetic variation? Or have serious defects from years of interbreeding?
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Kozy wrote:
Theory is that's why they lived for thousands of years and we don't. Our "short" life span is a genetic defect.If life started with Adam and eve, why don't we all look the same from a lack of genetic variation? Or have serious defects from years of interbreeding?
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slugboy wrote:
Who made his dreds for him too.Marky G wrote:
And why does he yodel? Not make chimp noises, and wear a loincloth...Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
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Superyan wrote:
So they were vampires?Kozy wrote:
Theory is that's why they lived for thousands of years and we don't. Our "short" life span is a genetic defect.If life started with Adam and eve, why don't we all look the same from a lack of genetic variation? Or have serious defects from years of interbreeding?
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Kinda like who decided to mix carrot and cake together to see what happens...
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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Superyan wrote:
Theory? Like the genetic mutation theory that made those beans 'magic'?Kozy wrote:
Theory is that's why they lived for thousands of years and we don't. Our "short" life span is a genetic defect.If life started with Adam and eve, why don't we all look the same from a lack of genetic variation? Or have serious defects from years of interbreeding?
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slugboy wrote:
it's a freakin movie guys!Marky G wrote:
And why does he yodel? Not make chimp noises, and wear a loincloth...Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
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Marky G wrote:
Safety first!Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
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slugboy wrote:
1. The movie is centered towards a kid-friendy audience. Although he is an adult, the lack of a beard symbolizes a youthful look. That way there is still a way the children can relate to an adult character.Marky G wrote:
And why does he yodel? Not make chimp noises, and wear a loincloth...Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
2. I think that loud, drawn-out, yodel is more iconic then, "uhh, ughh oooh ooh!"
There you have it. I spent 10 minutes over-analyzing a Disney film.
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♦Ꭰανཟ 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
Unborn chicken fetus go well with smoked pigs ass and cultured corn and wheat based products
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ΤΞ⊄Η∩➒₦∉ wrote:
Bloody good answer though ;-) 👍slugboy wrote:
1. The movie is centered towards a kid-friendy audience. Although he is an adult, the lack of a beard symbolizes a youthful look. That way there is still a way the children can relate to an adult character.Marky G wrote:
And why does he yodel? Not make chimp noises, and wear a loincloth...Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
2. I think that loud, drawn-out, yodel is more iconic then, "uhh, ughh oooh ooh!"
There you have it. I spent 10 minutes over-analyzing a Disney film.
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Brown🎵Note wrote:
A giant bug, YUM! In western culture, thats considered gross but bugs are four times the protein of beef, way more nutritious than most meat in most ways, and they taste GREAT!!! Crickits, scorpions, mealworms, and my favorite; fried roach! YUM! You have just been raised in western culture for so many generations that it's been programed into your mind that it's gross. This may also make you think I am a weirdo, but I don't care, I am and I enjoy it! In fact I think you are, as with a large majority of people psychologically disabled, and your undesasery fear of the consumption of insects will probably never be fixed!!! HAHAHA!!!!!Who were the first people to eat lobster?
It's a giant bug, that is hard to get.
Were they really really hungry, or just really really bored?
How did they know what part to put butter on?
It makes you wonder what else they tried.
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If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
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Why you can't lick your own elbow?
Why a pig orgasm lasts 30
Mins? -
How do you know a pigs orgasm lasts 30 mins lol. Something you not telling us??? 😉
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