The moral of the story...
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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse fall's into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.
The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper.
He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!
A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.
The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab onto my penis and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story is...? -
A big schmekel is better than a bmw for getting chicks?
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Use what you have.
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If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW?
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Chickens can drive BMWs?
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That that horse was stupid cuz that's gotta hurt a shitload
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MᎧᏓᎧ 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up a chic?
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I'll be over to collect my prize. You'll notice me, I'll be driving the BMW.
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Yeah, I'll be waiting. I'm the one driving the el camino. (don't make fun of my car-truck)
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Oh it's not a comparison between peckers???
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YOU wrote:
Ya, well I NEED the Beemer. It's a sad, sad story that involves a 4 year old little boy and a bad, bad zipper. I can't even talk about it.I'll be over to collect my prize. You'll notice me, I'll be driving the BMW.
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How did you get the beans above the frank?
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These are painful memories, I just can't bring myself to talk about them.
I was lying tho, I do not own a BMW, but it would probably help if I did. Lol
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...that sausage and chicken, when combined in the proper setting, can be....
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Sabasaul wrote:
Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!How did you get the beans above the frank?
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What kind of a farmer has a BMW?
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One with a small pinga, duh! It's the moral of the story. 😉
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Lol, he said penis
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Lol, now I just said it too
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Lol satan said penis
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Lol now you just said it too
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Lmao i kno
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MᎧᏓᎧ 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
HAHAI'll be over to collect my prize. You'll notice me, I'll be driving the BMW.
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🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:
It's just not nice to laugh at a man's shortcomings❕ 😪MᎧᏓᎧ 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
HAHAI'll be over to collect my prize. You'll notice me, I'll be driving the BMW.
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Think the horse was just into S&M or loves rough play.
@mojo- that's why BMW launched the X1/M1😜 -
Don't do drugs💊
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!ZAZ wrote:
I knew a farmer with a lambourgini diablo. It was luuurvlyWhat kind of a farmer has a BMW?
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No no no
I think the real moral is ..... Don't bite -
Poncacity Kid wrote:
WTF? Why do ppl call them franks? THEY'RE WEENIESSabasaul wrote:
Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!How did you get the beans above the frank?
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Primo Loco wrote:
It's a quote from a moviePoncacity Kid wrote:
WTF? Why do ppl call them franks? THEY'RE WEENIESSabasaul wrote:
Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!How did you get the beans above the frank?
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!ZAZ wrote:
Seriously? Pretty much every farmer I know owns at least 3 or 4 vehicles at least one of them being a fairly nice car. The rest are usually F350s or something similar. Not to mention combines and seeders and shit are like $1mil each. They make shit tons of money.What kind of a farmer has a BMW?
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