The Schitt Family Tree
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Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says
"You don't know Jack Schitt!"
Read on and you'll be able to handle the situation intelligently.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt, Inc.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple begat 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After 15 years of marriage, Jack & Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married a Mr. Sherlock, and out of devotion to her children, decided to hyphenate her last name, and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
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Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung, who became Loda Schitt. The couple produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, inseperable thoughout childhood subsequently married the Happens brothers. The local newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding, which was quite an event. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He returned from his travels with his Italian bride, Piza Schitt.
So, now if someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can beg to differ. You not only know Jack Schitt, but everyone on the Schitt list!
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Lol wow
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Ghetto Monstazz approves. Seriously. Fantastic thread
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Brilliant swagger, absolutely brilliant. π
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Oldie, but a goodie. This is actually displayed in the Scarisbrick Hotel, Southport, UK.
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Nicely done
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Ha ha....
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Lmfao
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πΉππΉππΊ nice
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Lmao.
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LoLoLoLoL great thread. Love it πΉ
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Fucking class.
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Nick, please keep this as a perm thread lol class
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What about the often not discussed member "runnie"?
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Priceless! Great thread Swag.
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davey da kidd wrote:
The black sheep of the family. He isn't talked about.What about the often not discussed member "runnie"?
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You forgot to mention Noe Schitts brother Smel E. Schitt. π
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Add swagger wrote:
Why?Oldie, but a goodie. This is actually displayed in the Scarisbrick Hotel, Southport, UK.
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bo022495 wrote:
πΉππΉππΊ nice
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This is the freaking best...OMG i can't laughing....!!!!
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Class thread swag!
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sabin wrote:
Don't know, been there as long as I can remember.Add swagger wrote:
Why?Oldie, but a goodie. This is actually displayed in the Scarisbrick Hotel, Southport, UK.
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π₯β Renegade βπ₯ wrote:
Priceless! Great thread Swag.
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Wasnt there also a " Cornelius or corny" schitt?
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Great
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Just bumping this thread as I think it's brilliant!
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π©THE BEST.π©
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Hahaha didn't see this the first time around
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