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Mission trip, no iPod during the week...miss you guys and gals (homo intended)
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glman wrote:
(homo intended)
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
👀glman wrote:
(homo intended)
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Why wouldn't u bring your iPod to plant a turf? Are u not allowed?
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Leave your ipod. I started out in NY and it is HARD.
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Ξvįɭ Ξɱpįŗę 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
I ended up having wifi..., I can't have it from Sunday night to next Friday night (mission org. rules). I'm going to get capped I'm sure.Why wouldn't u bring your iPod to plant a turf? Are u not allowed?
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Free wifi in McDonalds
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Your mission is in NYC?
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mixy wrote:
Your mission is in NYC?
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New York City!? Get the rope...
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Click. Click.
Glman: Is this thing on? Is anyone listening?
Tap. Yap.
Glman: The mission has commenced. I repeat, the ball is rolling. The ball is rolling.(Transmission terminates.)
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Like a mission trip with church?
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The Mormon mission you take after high school? In NYC?? Isn't it suppose to be out of the country?
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Glman we need some more details here
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Glman: We have made initial contact with the local inhabitants and find them, for the most part, to be hospitable.
Still, communication with those who live in the larger NYC megalopolis can be challenging. Most common response to even the most innocuous question is the suggest that I fornicate with myself. Fascinating.
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💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 wrote:
😹 That just means "Welcome to NY"Click. Click.
Glman: We have made initial contact with the local inhabitants and find them, for the most part, to be hospitable.
Still, communication with those who live in the larger NYC megalopolis can be challenging. Most common response to even the most innocuous question is the suggest that I fornicate with myself. Fascinating.
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Click. Click.
Glman: have just been informed today's itinerary includes trip to New Jersey, an apparent replacement for Old Jersey. Do not expect to encounter intelligent life forms.
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guitarman wrote:
Wait, he is a Mormon?The Mormon mission you take after high school? In NYC?? Isn't it suppose to be out of the country?
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💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 wrote:
😹😹😹😹Click. Click.
Glman: have just been informed today's itinerary includes trip to New Jersey, an apparent replacement for Old Jersey. Do not expect to encounter intelligent life forms.
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Click. Click.
Glman: Another day is in the books and quite a day it was. Gracious folks in these parts. Kind, God fearing and well armed. Best of all is the food. Who knew food could taste so good? Sure ain't like that mission to Pittsburgh. Can't wait to see what tomorrow brings. Hope it includes pancakes!
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if Brandon Flowers (the singer, not the cornerback) is Mormon, I can get down with that. because I would absolutely get down with him.
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💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 wrote:
Hey I resent that 😜Click. Click.
Glman: have just been informed today's itinerary includes trip to New Jersey, an apparent replacement for Old Jersey. Do not expect to encounter intelligent life forms.
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Hi, im Ghetto Monstazz...and i approve this thread. 👍
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Click. Click.
Glman: in anticipation of an expensive trip, I brought the fat wallet. Despite rumors to the contrary, have found some amazing deals in NYC.
Bought a genuine Rolex Submariner yesterday for $100. Had to pay no sales tax, either, due to being from out of state. Better, am in final negotiations to purchase an island named after some dude named Ellis. Bet it has a cool beach! Cannot discuss terms for fear of jeopardizing the deal. Lots of suckers around here.
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Lol I'm not Mormon, voluntarily paid and went on a mission trip with my church, we stayed in newark at the north reform church downtown. We basically just focused on helping out the homeless. We helped bag for for the food stamp program and made some friends. And someone I went with actually bought a knockoff rolex.
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I AM NOT GOING TO ARGUE ABOUT MY BELIEFS besides that I'm happy to share more. I think we can all agree feeding and being kind to less fortunate isn't a bad thing.
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Glman: busy week has interferred with ability to transmit more often. Lesson for the mission was the dire consequences of man's inhumanity to man. Also determined kindness cures many ailments.
Decided to not buy island. Am saving funds for the inevitable need to replace iTouch as younger brother is still an issue. Otherwise, this one is in the bag.
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Im going to New York, so can anyone tell me how not to get capped?
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=3:)8( wrote:
Pray.Im going to New York, so can anyone tell me how not to get capped?
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Mr Baron wrote:
Or you'll be prey!!=3:)8( wrote:
Pray.Im going to New York, so can anyone tell me how not to get capped?
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=3:)8( wrote:
Maybe start by changing your name to something other than a happy double teabag.Im going to New York, so can anyone tell me how not to get capped?
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