Funny Insults
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I need some insults! ASAP
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Your so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what happenin on other side. It's old I know :)
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Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
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Good old fashioned dirty name-calling. Douchequeef.
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Theres actually an app for this go figure...insulto-matic in the app store lol
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BellaItaliana wrote:
lol, best one yetGood old fashioned dirty name-calling. Douchequeef.
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I kinda like Woody Allen deadpan.
"What are you, a stroke victim?"
Of course a classic from E.T.:
"Shut up, penis breath!"
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The best part of you ran down your mama's leg.
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Your mum's so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out
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You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
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Your moms so old she knew cap'n crunch when he was a skipper
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Bump
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Brown Note wrote:
thats what she said 😹lolzI kinda like Woody Allen deadpan.
"What are you, a stroke victim?"
Of course a classic from E.T.:
"Shut up, penis breath!"
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ecrusher wrote:
you're not very good at "that's what she said" jokes. You've done this a few times....I don't think you really get how to use "that's what she said". When artfully done, it's still a funny joke.Brown Note wrote:
thats what she said 😹lolzI kinda like Woody Allen deadpan.
"What are you, a stroke victim?"
Of course a classic from E.T.:
"Shut up, penis breath!"
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Your so ugily it looks like you got hit by the ugly stick, fell out of the ugily tree hitting every branch on the way down, landed in the ugly lake, got eaten by the ugly monster and was spat out for being too god damn ugly!
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Your face looks familier, it reminds me of my dogs arse!
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You mama is so fat I had to roll her in flour and aim for the wet patch
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Out of all them sperm....YOU, were the fastest?
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The Rhino wrote:
Steel Panther?You mama is so fat I had to roll her in flour and aim for the wet patch
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"what are you on about now, horse box" is my personal favorite.
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oh yes, and "eat a bag of dicks" is my most used generalized what not. JMac sometimes uses "like a piece of toast with the butter licked off both sides." but he might spank me for giving away his jmacisms.
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Your sex face has the medusa affect 🐍💀
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Not rlly an insult but imma give u a good ass kicking just like mom use to make
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mama tek wrote:
Louis C.K. does a bit about eating a bag of dicks. Must be a New York thing! 😄oh yes, and "eat a bag of dicks" is my most used generalized what not. JMac sometimes uses "like a piece of toast with the butter licked off both sides." but he might spank me for giving away his jmacisms.
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Your mom shoulda swallowed you.
Were you conceived with a weak sperm? Lemme guess, your dad was jerkin off & your mom sat on it in the last second.
Homie334
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