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Mr~Wanna~Bee😜 Jul 6, 2011

Who was a loser and no one liked him
Don Igor Jul 6, 2011

The Taco🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Who was a loser and no one liked him

Your names Taco..........
Primo Jul 6, 2011

Ted couldn't wait for Uncharted 3 to come out.
Magnesium Jul 7, 2011

That was a really bad story...
sofresh Jul 7, 2011

I really don't like your name...fix it, or I'll fix it for you...
🍀Mr Ikslopot Jul 7, 2011

He forged Japanese blades. Built an iron maiden to which he attached a wire cable he hooked up to the computer on a table. He was into money, women, cars, hanging out with stars. Enjoyed his international travel business and hung out in bars. One night he left a room with the lights on. His gal heard the door slam and thought he had gone. Back door man entered in. She visited him. When they slept Ted axed them.
🍀Mr Ikslopot Jul 7, 2011

"f$&@ no! You put an ax in my head!"
DoratheExplorer Jul 7, 2011

And they lived happily ever after? The end?
©®ted Jul 7, 2011

DoratheExplorer wrote:
And they lived happily ever after? The end?

Thats not the end noob
DoratheExplorer Jul 7, 2011

Says who?
🍀Mr Ikslopot Jul 7, 2011

He cannabalized the chump on plastic sheet in the other room. Carved into her breast the moniker Dr. Doom. Suspended her high in a cross in the air between trees through which crepescular light shined. Snipped a lock of hair to keep in a flesh bound book. Left her head on a pike with a wooden hook. Blood dropped on her head. Ted went to bed. Flew to palm beach. Played tennis with gals with a$$ like a peach.
🍀Mr Ikslopot Jul 7, 2011

Next day he awoke and thought about it as he made a hollandaise for his eggs Benedict. He recalled the shape of her torso and felt he'd been blessed. To bad she messed up and he had to make a mess. The chump he forgot but recalled the dude thought he could be bought. He didn't feel bad about that body he tossed. He took a look at the eggs he poached. Reached over for a plate and to scoop up the toast. Poured some oj. Breakfast made a great start to his day. He put on his suit and went to get paid.
🍀Mr Ikslopot Jul 7, 2011

As you can see Ted ain't what he looks. Don't judge a book by it's cover or you might get hooked. Whatever you do don't touch his chick (unless you're mr. ick, if my wife found out my throat be slit.)
🍀Mr Ikslopot Jul 7, 2011

Just thought I'd do a short tale of horror. Got tired of seeing same stories all the time.
Vishnu Jul 7, 2011

There once was a boy named muttenhead, he changed his name to Ted the end.
©®ted Jul 7, 2011

ᎦᏝДᏌᏀ♓Ꭲ❸Ꭱ♓ᎾᏌᎦ❸ wrote:
There once was a boy named muttenhead, he changed his name to Ted the end.

To short
Vishnu Jul 7, 2011

⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
ᎦᏝДᏌᏀ♓Ꭲ❸Ꭱ♓ᎾᏌᎦ❸ wrote:
There once was a boy named muttenhead, he changed his name to Ted the end.

To short
It's my short story genius.
ΤΞ⊄Η∩➒₦∉ Jul 7, 2011

ᎦᏝДᏌᏀ♓Ꭲ❸Ꭱ♓ᎾᏌᎦ❸ wrote:
There once was a boy named muttenhead, he changed his name to Ted the end.

I can't wait for the sequel.
✙Baron✙ Jul 7, 2011

⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
ᎦᏝДᏌᏀ♓Ꭲ❸Ꭱ♓ᎾᏌᎦ❸ wrote:
There once was a boy named muttenhead, he changed his name to Ted the end.

To short
Too*
©®ted Jul 7, 2011

ΤΞ⊄Η∩➒₦∉ wrote:
ᎦᏝДᏌᏀ♓Ꭲ❸Ꭱ♓ᎾᏌᎦ❸ wrote:
There once was a boy named muttenhead, he changed his name to Ted the end.

I can't wait for the sequel.
Lol
©®ted Jul 7, 2011

Mr Baron wrote:
⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
ᎦᏝДᏌᏀ♓Ꭲ❸Ꭱ♓ᎾᏌᎦ❸ wrote:
There once was a boy named muttenhead, he changed his name to Ted the end.

To short
Too*
I'm sorry