MONSTER CHINESE MOSQUITOS

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__Don_Line__ Jun 30, 2011

Ok.. so this morning I woke up... went to the closet... and found a beetle on the door of my closet. Or I THOUGHT it was a beetle. It was so fat, and it looked like it had tiny little wings... being the heartless little killer I am, I smashed the mosquito with my fist. And the beetle(now I know it's a mosquito) EXPLODED in blood. I swear, exploded! The little thing probably had oodles of my blood inside it! Scary to think how many mosquitos get to me without knowing...
Emperor K Jun 30, 2011

__Don_Line__ wrote:
Ok.. so this morning I woke up... went to the closet... and found a beetle on the door of my closet. Or I THOUGHT it was a beetle. It was so fat, and it looked like it had tiny little wings... being the heartless little killer I am, I smashed the mosquito with my fist. And the beetle(now I know it's a mosquito) EXPLODED in blood. I swear, exploded! The little thing probably had oodles of my blood inside it! Scary to think how many mosquitos get to me without knowing...

Guys!
This morning, I woke up...
AND NOBODY GAVE A FLYING FUCK.
:p love ya don.
__Don_Line__ Jun 30, 2011

Emperor K wrote:
__Don_Line__ wrote:
Ok.. so this morning I woke up... went to the closet... and found a beetle on the door of my closet. Or I THOUGHT it was a beetle. It was so fat, and it looked like it had tiny little wings... being the heartless little killer I am, I smashed the mosquito with my fist. And the beetle(now I know it's a mosquito) EXPLODED in blood. I swear, exploded! The little thing probably had oodles of my blood inside it! Scary to think how many mosquitos get to me without knowing...

Guys!
This morning, I woke up...
AND NOBODY GAVE A FLYING FUCK.
:p love ya don.
Yeah, if somebody told me they woke up, I wouldn't give a cr@p, but you didn't see it! That mosquito was the size of a bottle cap! Which is like 10x larger than most mosquitos in China, I'd say.
Vishnu Jun 30, 2011

This one huge bug that was green and orange went into my shirt in 3rd grade. It hurt like crap and my friend knocked it out. We stepped on it about 10 times before it stopped moving. Creepy things out there.
Primo Loco Jul 1, 2011

Love making them explode 😹
!ZAZ Jul 1, 2011

I find nothing more traumatic than coming face to face with a cockaroch... And that's just with the tiny ones in Florida, in the middle east I hear there are cockroaches as big as cats! 😰
⫷ 🅢 🅐 🅑 🅘 🅝 ⫸ Jul 1, 2011

Last week I smashed a big spider and 100s of baby spiders came out of it.
PSALM40 Jul 1, 2011

Ugh, one of those hairy looking centipede 🐛 things just escaped in my bedroom. Now I won't be able to sleep thinking that thing will be crawling up my leg or something
Primo Loco Jul 1, 2011

sabin wrote:
Last week I smashed a big spider and 100s of baby spiders came out of it.

you sure it wasn't a wolf spider and the baby spiders were on the moms back?
(wolf spiders are completely calm by nature and are
harmless if handled delicately which also makes them one of the best spiders to keep as pets concidering even a wild one wouldn't attack you if you're gentle with it)
TrailerTrash 💔 Jul 1, 2011

Primo Loco wrote:
sabin wrote:
Last week I smashed a big spider and 100s of baby spiders came out of it.

you sure it wasn't a wolf spider and the baby spiders were on the moms back?
(wolf spiders are completely calm by nature and are
harmless if handled delicately which also makes them one of the best spiders to keep as pets concidering even a wild one wouldn't attack you if you're gentle with it)
Yea. I get those in my pool all the time. Is just scoop them out and chunk them in the bushes.
⫷ 🅢 🅐 🅑 🅘 🅝 ⫸ Jul 1, 2011

TrailerTrash wrote:
Primo Loco wrote:
sabin wrote:
Last week I smashed a big spider and 100s of baby spiders came out of it.

you sure it wasn't a wolf spider and the baby spiders were on the moms back?
(wolf spiders are completely calm by nature and are
harmless if handled delicately which also makes them one of the best spiders to keep as pets concidering even a wild one wouldn't attack you if you're gentle with it)
Yea. I get those in my pool all the time. Is just scoop them out and chunk them in the bushes.

Possibly. I don't know the types of spiders, just stepped on it then they were all over. I didn't know a spider could have THAT many babies. Scary shit when stoned.
RevStraylight Jul 1, 2011

All nasty ass spiders must be eradicated with extreme prejudice. Final solution!!!
!ZAZ Jul 1, 2011

RevStraylight wrote:
All nasty ass spiders must be eradicated with extreme prejudice. Final solution!!!

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