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աɑե աօմӏժ մ ժօ 2 ժɑ 1 ɑбօѵҽ մ?

• Add ZINGG Jul 3, 2011

  I would agree with you, then surround you with PB+J sandwiches, then make you watch me eat them in agony.
• atlair Jul 3, 2011

  i would assassinate you for them
• Ghetto Monstazz Jul 4, 2011

  I would bump this thread for bein amazing
• Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Jul 4, 2011

  I would tut as I'm not sure bumping is strictly allowed!
• FU airports! Jul 4, 2011

  Buy him a 🍺 or six. ✊
• Primo Loco Jul 4, 2011

  I'd guess you were drunk

  btw krissharm a simple "bump" isn't allowed but he bumped it in a way that is ok
• glman Jul 5, 2011

  I would kidnap you for my personal entertainment.
• Schmidty Jul 5, 2011

  I would have posted a thread saying "Does anyone know if glman is alright?" after he posted his about the tornado heading in his direction. Oh wait......I did!
• The Buckeye Jul 5, 2011

  Mystery wrote:

  ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:

  I would put on finger against ur lips and say:
  "Shhhhh......don't spoil it for me. Let's just save this moment!" (check u out while biting my lip)
  

  The Buckeye is a kid too.

  Hahah the buckeye is 16 and not a virgin so I think that classifies me as an adult😺 plus I'm legal to drink in Italy 😝.. Don't go ruining my fun mystery! Lol
• Mystery Jul 5, 2011

  I'd remind you that Chula is a married woman and you are still underage. I'd also ask you if your bathroom survival kit is properly stocked & in the bathroom.
• O-Dogg Jul 5, 2011

  I deff light a bag pf shit om Mystery doorstep, ring n RUN..
  
  Lol mystery married or not it's all in good fun.. Besides I lost mine at 11 n could care less about being a kid anymore
• Mystery Jul 5, 2011

  O-Dogg wrote:

  I deff light a bag pf shit om Mystery doorstep, ring n RUN..

  Lol mystery married or not it's all in good fun.. Besides I lost mine at 11 n could care less about being a kid anymore
  

  Ew! I'd grab a fire extinguisher & put out the flames. Then I'd wrap it in a garbage sack & deliver it back to your front porch, with the addition of a dead 🐡. I wouldn't ring the bell though. I'd let it sit out there & stink up the front yard until you found it. 😜
• Near Dark Jul 5, 2011

  I'm just wearing a gas mask and slapping you with the dead fish. I'm jiggling in a most.... Delectable manner. Come dance with me!
• Ghetto Monstazz Jul 5, 2011

  Im dancing with you
• ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα Jul 6, 2011

  I would throw a party for u for still playin this game.
• ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα Jul 6, 2011

  And PPl this is all just fun....yes I am married but I ain't gonna actually have sex or have a sexual relationship wit anyone. Its just fun and games! And thank u ODogg for havin my back!
• BigBK Jul 6, 2011

  I'd ask for the address to the party
• Ghetto Monstazz Jul 6, 2011

  I would ask whos bringin the beer
• ©®ted Jul 6, 2011

  I would say i am
• BigBK Jul 6, 2011

  ⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:

  I would say i am
  

  I'd tell you American beer is garbage and bring my own ;)
• The Buckeye Jul 6, 2011

  Mystery wrote:

  I'd remind you that Chula is a married woman and you are still underage. I'd also ask you if your bathroom survival kit is properly stocked & in the bathroom.
  

  Hahah it's Ok a game and we r messing 😜.. And yes I have a kit propery stocked under the sink
• ⚪️ Jul 6, 2011

  👆i would ask him how things are going in the "death to americans" alliance.
• The Buckeye Jul 6, 2011

  saelo2myltlfren wrote:

  👆i would ask him how things are going in the "death to americans" alliance.
  

  I would kindly correct you that they r just tags and dont signify anything lol
• ⚪️ Jul 6, 2011

  I would say thank u very much.

  then I'd yell that you kids need to get the fug offa my lawn!🙎✊👊
• Ghetto Monstazz Jul 6, 2011

  I would tell you to get your mind out of the gutter :)
• stewbdoo Jul 6, 2011

  I'd say that was a good call and then go to sleep coz it's almost 11pm and am at work tmora !
• Primo Loco Jul 7, 2011

  I'd tell you it's 3:33 for me right now and IM STILL NOT SLEEPY 😼
• ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα Jul 7, 2011

  I would give u sum NightQuil to out ur as to sleep! 😼 I will drug ya lil bro!
• RAGINGBULL Jul 7, 2011

  I'd ask you for the same as your giving him 😜
• Ghetto Monstazz Jul 8, 2011

  I would pop in with a witty, off-beat story with a moral about the dangers of drugs

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