😲Funniest Way to Die😲
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I think an awesome way to die would to be going up a curvy mountain while the road is frozen over and it's sleeting on you and you don't have helmet on while texting on a unicycle and a semi hits you. What's yours.
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Being mauled at a TW party.
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Just watch 1000 ways to die
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Hot Ashley "stopping" me in the head.
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Dying peacefully after living a fantastic life. Hilarious!
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Dying in a "How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth" contest..... Or on the toilet 😜
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You can die constipating on a toilet
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Every death is funny.
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☀the light☀ wrote:
but that's not funny that's like.... Ok a bit funny cuz once you die you get a relief you'll never be able to feel..... I wish every death was on a toilet, at least then ppl just have to flush and not have to smell the crap on the bodyYou can die constipating on a toilet
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Dude i think the fungiese way to die is by crashing into a helicopter that got shit by a homeless dude that was running from his drug dealer that was running from the cops that was running from Godzilla that was running from king kong that was running from a tornado that was being followed by a news team that was speeding away from lava that was being stopped by water that had an oil spill that started a bigger fire that shot off a rocket into yur airplane that made you crash into the helicopter... And so on😜
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Relief you will never feel ... What the shit 😜💩
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carl johnson wrote:
This thread is about funny ways to die, not some moldy languageDude i think the fungiese way to die is by crashing into a helicopter that got shit by a homeless dude that was running from his drug dealer that was running from the cops that was running from Godzilla that was running from king kong that was running from a tornado that was being followed by a news team that was speeding away from lava that was being stopped by water that had an oil spill that started a bigger fire that shot off a rocket into yur airplane that made you crash into the helicopter... And so on😜
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That's confusing
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carl johnson wrote:
one big circle...... Not very funny just a big chain of eventsDude i think the fungiese way to die is by crashing into a helicopter that got shit by a homeless dude that was running from his drug dealer that was running from the cops that was running from Godzilla that was running from king kong that was running from a tornado that was being followed by a news team that was speeding away from lava that was being stopped by water that had an oil spill that started a bigger fire that shot off a rocket into yur airplane that made you crash into the helicopter... And so on😜
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GODZILLA WOULD NEVER RUN FROM KING KONG!!! THEM
ASIANS LIED CUZ THEY GOT TIRED OF THE SHEDDED
SKIN
now try have giant poop being flung at them cuz they fired Godzilla -
Getting in a car, starting it up, put your arm on passenger seat, look behind you through the rear window, hit the gas and go forward over a cliff.
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I heard someone died laughing while watching tv. Thats the funniest way to die (for the person who died)
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Could always hope to go like Gerald in the stephen king novel about his game
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The funniest way to die would be to be tickled to death with a rubber chicken by a clown whilst high on nitrous oxide
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Funniest way to die is a guy goes to a club with a sausage tied around his dong to make it look huge and a woman gives him a blowjob not realising it's a sausage and dies from salmonella poisoning
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☀the light☀ wrote:
You need to look up the correct way to use "constipating."You can die constipating on a toilet
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Mystery wrote:
I was gonna say the same thing but then thought they meant trying to push so hard their intestants come out....... After that happens DONT FLUSH!!!☀the light☀ wrote:
You need to look up the correct way to use "constipating."You can die constipating on a toilet
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shaggly razors wrote:
Ha ha ha surely this is a winner, I think I need a new screen now, cheersThe funniest way to die would be to be tickled to death with a rubber chicken by a clown whilst high on nitrous oxide
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Fall out of a window while mooning and you land arse first onto a cactus.
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The funniest way for the person dying (assuming that's even possible) or the funniest way according to people still living?
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Pretty much anything that earns a Darwin Award...
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In a 3 way with your mom and sister... Oh, you said funniest not most fun, my bad
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SUICIDE BOMBERS PRACTICING
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Primo Loco wrote:
Lol 😝 fucking EPIC FAILSUICIDE BOMBERS PRACTICING
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Whilst eating a banana you begin choking, dropping the banana, someone comes to help and helps you cough it up with some abdominal thrusts. After you thank him and walk away you trip on the banana skin and crack your head on a sign that says no littering.
Old ones are the best
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Chuck-e-Cheese strangling you in a ball pit!
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ᎦᏝДᏌᏀ♓Ꭲ❸Ꭱ♓ᎾᏌᎦ❸ wrote:
Dont even try and top this one. Hands down the funniest one hearChuck-e-Cheese strangling you in a ball pit!
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