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Any Pastafarians Here?

• Scroobius Pip Mar 18, 2010

  We must spread the Good News of His Noodliness to all tw players!
• Scroobius Pip Mar 18, 2010

  Well???
• nick Mar 18, 2010

  I was touched...
• robbed Mar 18, 2010

  Might just be me, but what?
• Boo Radley Mar 18, 2010

  RAmen, brother.
• BellaItaliana Mar 18, 2010

  I'm picturing this wiggly-armed glowing diety. (???) & the followers are like vegetarians, but with pasta (???). Pastaterians? Am I on the right track? I'm lost too.
• robbed Mar 18, 2010

  I have no clue what this is about
• Scroobius Pip Mar 18, 2010

  Google "Flying Spaghetti Monster" if you don't understand
• Scroobius Pip Mar 18, 2010

  Basically Pastafarian heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano
• ExcuseMySarcasm Mar 18, 2010

  I for one welcome our new Flying Spaghetti Overlords
• Батя Mar 18, 2010

  Pasta is delisious
• Scroobius Pip Mar 18, 2010

  Oh yeah the Earth is actually only 100 years old. Whenever a scientist does a test with carbon-14 the Flying Spaghetti Monster reaches down with his Noodly Appendage and messes up the results. It's a test of our faith. He can do this because He's invisible and he can pass through matter and stuff
• BADͣFͩIͩSH Mar 18, 2010

  Rastafarians eating Pasta? WTF?
• Scroobius Pip Mar 18, 2010

  No nothing to do with Rastafarians
• BADͣFͩIͩSH Mar 18, 2010

  You changed the first letter, that's it...
• Don Jasperoni Mar 18, 2010

  I worship ALMIGHTY CTHULHU in ry'leh !!!
•  (add SHAKE) Mar 19, 2010

  Scroobius Pip wrote:

  Basically Pastafarian heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano
  

  i'm in
• BullyMan Mar 19, 2010

  Big ups to mi pastafarian massive.
• andy1 Mar 20, 2010

  🐒💨💩🔥 👉👉(add SHAKE)👈👈 wrote:

  Scroobius Pip wrote:

  Basically Pastafarian heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano
  

  i'm in

  I second this
• Scroobius Pip Mar 20, 2010

  Bump to spread the word
• The Rhino Mar 20, 2010

  Meh FSM is outdated boring and a poorly thought out argument/pisstake when it was born. Now (and Especially on forums that have nothing to do with religion) more than ever it is a testiment to the idiocy of "positive" or "strong" atheists that like to argue for the sake of proving their intelect whilst being blissfully unaware that their actions make them seem more foolish than the very institution that they oppose.

  Peace out✌
• Scroobius Pip Mar 20, 2010

  Ugh are you one of those Invisible-Pink-Unicornists?
• Don Jasperoni Mar 21, 2010

  ALL HAIL CTHULHU
• Scroobius Pip Mar 21, 2010

  Don Jasperoni wrote:

  ALL HAIL CTHULHU
  

  What's Cthulhu? I tried looking it up but the explanations were all vague and confusing
• Don Jasperoni Mar 21, 2010

  Cthulhu is one of the old gods in the Cthulhu mythos which is where many HP lovecraft books/stories are set in
• Scroobius Pip Mar 21, 2010

  Don Jasperoni wrote:

  Cthulhu is one of the old gods in the Cthulhu mythos which is where many HP lovecraft books/stories are set in
  

  Yep... I'm still confuseded
• Don Jasperoni Mar 21, 2010

  Read some of the stuff by HP lovecraft. He inspired loads of stuff and has a huge following (cept he's dead now).
• Scroobius Pip Mar 21, 2010

  Oh HP lovecraft is a person I get it now! I was thinking of Hewlett-Packard...
• Don Jasperoni Mar 21, 2010

  Lol smooth
• N130 Mar 21, 2010

  robbed wrote:

  I have no clue what this is about
  
• Scroobius Pip Mar 21, 2010

  N130 wrote:

  robbed wrote:

  I have no clue what this is about
  

  Yeah I'm not really sure either

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