Great put down lines you've actually heard or used
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We've all seen the emails with funny put down lines. But have you ever heard them used or have you used. The best I ever heard was at work near Christmas time. We were going to the canteen and one if our female colleagues was standing with missletoe asking everyone for a kiss. As we were approaching all I could hear was " kiss me under missletoe" a kiss noise then on to next person. Just some harmless fun until my mate walks up. The conversation went:
"kiss me under the mistletoe""WHAT?!"
"kiss me under the mistletoe"
"kiss you under the misprint? I wouldnt kiss you under anesthetic, now get out of my way"
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 -
"Son, you were an accident"
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Misprint???? That should say mistletoe!!!
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Dam you autocorrect. Ruined my whole story😠
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Nope. The son of a bitch said accident 😜
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TheSmokinGun🚬🔫 is not happy!
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Steveo Knucks wrote:
Nope. The son of a bitch said accident 😜
Not you. Was talking to my autocorrect. Oh this post isn't going how I planned
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(212) 660-2245. Just act like you are interested and give this number
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TATTOO33 wrote:
Who is it?(212) 660-2245. Just act like you are interested and give this number
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Bayern Munich wrote:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080316163044AAB2pwxTATTOO33 wrote:
Who is it?(212) 660-2245. Just act like you are interested and give this number
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I just called it and some woman answered and asked if I'm another idiot from turf wars forum!!! Wtf dude!!?!?
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Steveo Knucks wrote:
Same here my moms a bitch"Son, you were an accident"
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GRANE wrote:
It's a rejection line. (recording)Bayern Munich wrote:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080316163044AAB2pwxTATTOO33 wrote:
Who is it?(212) 660-2245. Just act like you are interested and give this number
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I was trying to ask a girl out and hervfriends were there and it went like this
Me: I need to ask something
Her:oh the door is that way
What a bitch but that was a bad move anyway -
You like green apples? Let's f$@k.
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TheSmokinGun🚬🔫 wrote:
HaI just called it and some woman answered and asked if I'm another idiot from turf wars forum!!! Wtf dude!!?!?
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I started talking to this girl a friend introduce'd me to, I called a few days be4 our date cuz I got a cold. Told her I'd make it up n still kept texting and wat not.. So we plan another date.. Night before I ask if she's ready to see me again.. ... ... Her: well I have to be honest, it's not me it's you! Beside my boyfriend and I broke up a few days be4 we hung out and now were bak together..
WTF? This was a few months back..
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This got me fired once; "No i'm not atacking your integrity, im saying you never had any to begin with"
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darkfeather wrote:
Haha that's mint !!! LolThis got me fired once; "No i'm not atacking your integrity, im saying you never had any to begin with"
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Your birth certificate is nothing more than an apologie from tge condom factory coz we all know your not loved !!! 😱
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TheSmokinGun🚬🔫 wrote:
Haha.... Too Funny. 😹I just called it and some woman answered and asked if I'm another idiot from turf wars forum!!! Wtf dude!!?!?
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Stranger on xbox: WTF all these damn kids suck.
Me: shutup half these kids can kick yur ass on this game.
Stranger: ok what's that supposed to mean half of these kids are lil cock suckers any way
Me: shutup u still live in moms basement!
Stranger:(very quietly) it's not my damn fault:(
He turned off his mic after that it was actually pretty funny -
Get the fuck away from me you fucking retarted dipshit.
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Brian Wilson wrote:
Killed itGet the fuck away from me you fucking retarted dipshit.
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Me: you came out of mums arse!
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We're not laughing with you we're laughing at you.used this the other day and the the whole class laughed at him
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Brian Wilson wrote:
Curse words =/= funnyGet the fuck away from me you fucking retarted dipshit.
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