Hyena

messrine May 27, 2011

Although phylogenetically close to felines and viverrids, hyenas are behaviourally and morphologically similar to canines in several aspects (see Convergent evolution); both hyenas and canines are non-arboreal, cursorial hunters which catch prey with their teeth rather than their claws. Both eat their food quickly and may store it, and their calloused feet with large, blunt, non-retractible nails are made for running and making sharp turns. However, the hyenas' grooming, scent marking, defecating habits, mating and parental behaviour are consistent with the behaviour of other feliforms.[4] Although long reputed to be cowardly scavengers, hyenas, especially spotted hyenas, kill as much as 95%
ADD DILDO May 27, 2011

Cool
[Add:Baz]Boffer May 27, 2011

So they're pussys, and ugly as fuck?
Fulton May 27, 2011

au contraire, I would not engage such a creature. In fact, I'd be wary of the Turf Wars genus, aka DAS HYENA..
ZRAYGO May 27, 2011

Must be Friday
BigBK May 27, 2011

Cut and paste is all we get mess? I demand at.least.one.messerine.sentence!