heeey favorite corny jokes???
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anyone got good ones?
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Knock knock
Who's there
Tank
Tank who
Your welcome! -
What is brown and sticky? A stick.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Dymondz wrote:
Because your stupidWhy did the chicken cross the road?
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?
🔔dung🔔 -
MickTheMole wrote:
Army of two 40th day......What is brown and sticky? A stick.
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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Wanna ride bikes? -
Time flys like an arrow and fruit flys like a banana (props to whoever gets it)
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Dr.
Dr. Who?Lol
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🆗🆒👍 wrote:
Got it!Time flys like an arrow and fruit flys like a banana (props to whoever gets it)
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hahaha those are good
what do you call a cow that cant produce milk?
an UTTER failure!
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atlair wrote:
You mean an UDDER failure lol ......FAILhahaha those are good
what do you call a cow that cant produce milk?
an UTTER failure!
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That was an udder fail lol
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Why did so many black people die in the war?
Every time someone shouts get down they start to dance. -
Man: Doctor, Doctor I have just returned from a Safari in Kenya where I was raped by a Bull Elephant....
Doctor: don't be shy son bend over and let me take a look?
Man: bends over and shows what the elephant has done to him.
Doctor: Bloody hell son, what's this huge gaping hole in your rectum....I thought elephants had long thin penises.
Man: your right Doc they do, only this one decided to finger me first....lol -
Dr. Robotnik wrote:
LolWhy did so many black people die in the war?
Every time someone shouts get down they start to dance. -
There's a great website, anti-joke.com, that is for jokes that are funny because they don't have a punchline. Check it out for yourself, but one of my faves is your momma is so fat that her doctor told her to watch her cholesterol levels.
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What do you call a one eyed dinosaur??
A douthinkhesawus
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Why do black people have one leg longer then the other.....cuz the negros
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Whu didnt the white redneck beat his wife??
Cus his mom told him to stop hitting his sister -
A woman asked me for a double entendre the other day.
So I gave her one. -
Schmidty wrote:
lolHow many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Wanna ride bikes? -
How do you tell the difference between a hippo and a banana?
A hippo doesn't look like a banana!
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Knock knock
Who's there
Punce
Punce who?
Punce926, now let me in your mob 👍 -
What do you call a cheese that isnt yours?
Nacho cheese!
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Kozy wrote:
🚑... Well I thought it was funnyKnock knock
Who's there
Punce
Punce who?
Punce926, now let me in your mob 👍 -
I was in the living room watching some boy spray something on my window outside.Fuck knows what 'mucs odeap' means though.
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2 cows in a field, first cow says "moo" the 2nd cow says "I knew u were gonna say that"
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What's brown, silver, has a tail, lives in trees, and is very dangerous???
A monkey with a machine gun.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A nun falling down the stairs.
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