Servers may run more slowly today...

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nick May 21, 2011

...due to several of our hamsters being Raptured last night. Please accept our apologies for the inconvenience while we acquire some more.
Doc Xray May 21, 2011

LOL
Vishnu May 21, 2011

NOT THE HAMSTERS!!! GET THE KOOL-AID I'M OUT! Lol.
 mama tek May 21, 2011

I thought animals get left behind. I want to see how many drink the KoolAid today.
nick May 21, 2011

🐱 mama tek wrote:
I thought animals get left behind. I want to see how many drink the KoolAid today.

Not according to the infographic I read.
originalbones May 21, 2011

Maybe it wasn't the rapture, perhaps Richard Gere came to town! (literally)
🌴 Yertbomb 🌴 May 21, 2011

Ok hamsters
Jmachine May 21, 2011

Lol
Primo Loco May 21, 2011

nick wrote:
...due to several of our hamsters being Raptured last night. Please accept our apologies for the inconvenience while we acquire some more.

😳 where have I seen this before?
Or maybe it was in a dream 😵 UGH CANT REMEMBER N ITS KILLING ME
😻 OH ICE CREAM!!!
JmanX May 21, 2011

nick wrote:
...due to several of our hamsters being Raptured last night. Please accept our apologies for the inconvenience while we acquire some more.

So now all your hamsters are going to be heathen hamsters that haven't seen the light? I don't want to even imagine the server inconsistencies we'll see with these god-less immoral hamsters powering the wheels.
∆Ƿɦɵɛƞıҳ∆ May 21, 2011

nick wrote:
...due to several of our hamsters being Raptured last night. Please accept our apologies for the inconvenience while we acquire some more.

NOT THE HAMSTERS!!!! Lol
 May 21, 2011

There will be no rapture, not with macho man Randy savage in heaven. I'm coming for you Jesus!!
🐑Turf💔Warrior🐑 May 21, 2011

Any rapture day specials today Nick? I mean, you might as well do anything you can to get us to buy Don points in the next five hours.
〓 CANDO 〓 May 21, 2011

Ha!
∇@ИԺ@L!$M May 21, 2011

Nick, let's have a double loot day!
OG Bennyb May 21, 2011

First the rapture now this, can things get any worse?
little pinky May 21, 2011

I'm calling the RSPCA, hamsters deserve better....
Mystery May 21, 2011

Rofl!!
Johnny Cage May 21, 2011

Hey nick when are those hamsters gonna hook us up with some more open airports? 😜
GAS May 21, 2011

Shaggly Razors ate my hamster.
The Buckeye May 22, 2011

I <3 hamsters
Tweek May 22, 2011

🏥 for letting hamsters get raptured.