The Government is Evil!!! Oh Noes!!!
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AAAAA!!! It's a well known fact, proved by scientifical sources, that the government lies to us every day. Even now, their evil mind control rays are broadcasted across the world! In these dark times, all members of TW must stand together. With our tinfoil hats above and our concrete bunkers below, we will finally be safe!!! But we must never be alone, which is why I have started the movement of "The Tin." join today!
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But be careful! TW is also swarming with supporters of evil, evil governments! Stay vigilant!
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Yaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!! I'm supporting u all the way man!!!
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Can I join just for the tinfoil hat?
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Do we have to share bunkers and tin hats or is it 1/person?
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Are the hats supplied or do we bring own?
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The tin? You don't have a little White dog called snowy do you?
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A Christian nation under god wasn't enough lying for you to notice?
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Every tin hat must be forged from your own foil, but every bunker will be a group
project. Death to the govies! -
They don't put real tin in tin foil now do they?
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YOU wrote:
Which is not to say that you can't build your bunker on your own. In fact, that's better, because the government knows what we're doing and spies on our every gathering. Also, if you are out of foil, a roll will be provided.Every tin hat must be forged from your own foil, but every bunker will be a group
project. Death to the govies! -
Ska Ranger wrote:
Blasphemy! Stay out, govie! Wait, maybe it's a government plot... To the bunker!They don't put real tin in tin foil now do they?
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How do we know he's not with the government any1 could be
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I just finished my bunker. It's 200 feet underground with a 6 year supply of spam, and the walls are covered with a layer of tinfoil. I'm now cowering in the darkest corner. Anyone want to come?
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U can't of done a good job with the old tinfoil.....ur still getting RECEPTION! lol, wnt stop mind control rays like that
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Ska Ranger wrote:
Shucks and all I have is this crappy aluminum foilThey don't put real tin in tin foil now do they?
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krazijay wrote:
I use a wifi router inside the bunker. Never any contact with the mind control rays. You should join the movement my friend. Unless you're a Govy...U can't of done a good job with the old tinfoil.....ur still getting RECEPTION! lol, wnt stop mind control rays like that
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Ska Ranger wrote:
Son vrai nom est Milou.The tin? You don't have a little White dog called snowy do you?
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I'm out of tin foil, can I wrap my head with syran wrap?
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I support the government 200%!!!!!
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Sergei Voronov wrote:
IT'S A GOVY KILL KILL KILLI support the government 200%!!!!!
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Mr. Dφцх7 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
ONLY as a temporary measure.I'm out of tin foil, can I wrap my head with syran wrap?
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Times up, did you buy yourself some tinfoil? If so, you will be allowed into the meeting tonight. Come with tin underwear too; the government is watching my house.
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Ok, it's time for the meeting. Unfortunately we all have to whisper because this place is bugged.
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Whisper or not... They can read your thoughts! The telepathic nano-mites are everywhere!!! That ain't dust that settles on your TV stand!!
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Mr. Dφцх7 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
Only if you don't cover your face!I'm out of tin foil, can I wrap my head with syran wrap?
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🌟BLOO🌟 wrote:
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Run from the mites!Whisper or not... They can read your thoughts! The telepathic nano-mites are everywhere!!! That ain't dust that settles on your TV stand!!
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YOU CANNOT RUN, YOU CANNOT HIDE, WE WILL GET YOU AND WHEN WE DO WE WILL STAMP ON YOUR TIN (or possibly aluminium) HATS!
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