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 mama tek May 12, 2011

randombloke wrote:
Male. Whenever I sleep alone I dominate the whole bed. When sharing I don't favour any side yet I find that I end up getting a sliver of the bed squashed up against a wall with someone's house pet usually taking up the lion's share. Weird how that always seems to happen!

you need to stop shagging them fatty broads who keep overgrown pets as overcompensation for their usual lack of lover.
or not.
 mama tek May 12, 2011

Pyroarcher wrote:
🐱 mama tek wrote:
I sleep on my belly with one knee up like a roadkill frog. I also sleep on my back with a knee up like a roadkill frog after the rigor has set in. true story.

U think that's weird, I sleep sitting up, like sitting up in a chair kinda position. True story
i had a roommate who used to do that once a month. said it helped with the cramps. you should check your period.
MalAdOsteo May 12, 2011

Male and I take the side without the wet spot...
Doc Xray May 12, 2011

Male. I'm ambi-sleep-trous.
 mama tek May 12, 2011

Doc Xray wrote:
Male. I'm ambi-sleep-trous.

but are you ambisextrous? Having the ability to jerk off with either hand is a gift.
Marky G May 12, 2011

I am, I am!!! Whoop ;-)
Marky G May 12, 2011

Ambidextrous that is...... ;-)
randombloke May 12, 2011

🐱 mama tek wrote:
randombloke wrote:
Male. Whenever I sleep alone I dominate the whole bed. When sharing I don't favour any side yet I find that I end up getting a sliver of the bed squashed up against a wall with someone's house pet usually taking up the lion's share. Weird how that always seems to happen!

you need to stop shagging them fatty broads who keep overgrown pets as overcompensation for their usual lack of lover.
or not.

Ssssssh! 😉
tony two jobs May 12, 2011

Well I'm a male and I dnt have left or right mine is on top or being line on I'm always lying on top of the other.

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