💀🔫⚠zombie defence league warning!

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james87 May 9, 2011

It has come to the attention of the 💀⚠🔫 that many turf wars players have no viable plan of escape/survival in the event of zombie apocalypse! The threat is real people and we must be prepared! Please post your plans, safe houses, etc here for others to gain inspiration. Don't worry research from sweeden suggests that zombies cannot read so your plans are safe. Thankyou. Stay safe!
james87 May 9, 2011

I myself have stocked up my house with 3000 tins of corned beef and have a ready supply of toilet paper and a solar charger for my I pod so if I ever decide to mob up I can. Weapon wise in England I am limited to household cleaners, a baseball bat, my air rifle and an old pair of boots. What about you? 💀⚠🔫
james87 May 9, 2011

Typo...💀🔫⚠...sorry a diet of corned beef is affecting my memory!
Ghetto Monstazz May 10, 2011

I use my mindpowers to fuck the zombies up
Iceberg_Slim May 10, 2011

I plan to dig a moat around my crib. Zombies can't swim.
BigBK May 10, 2011

Like I'm telling you my safe houses and plan...pfft
Peepers May 10, 2011

I've built an underground compound... On the moon! And 15 of you can come with me.
Brother Hazel May 10, 2011

Hey Slim, zombies just walk across the bottom, moat no good unless near wall is unscalable and tall enough to not get zombie-mobbed (they crawl over each other creating a pile big enough to reach the top of the wall). Just sayin'.
BigBK May 10, 2011

Moat is a bad idea do to piling...but the chances a
Zombie will make it to an offshore island are slim...well the right island anyway. Trenches are deeeeep.
🔥zUntamed🔥 May 10, 2011

Peepers wrote:
I've built an underground compound... On the moon! And 15 of you can come with me.

I would come
fydge May 10, 2011

ChainedHunter wrote:
Peepers wrote:
I've built an underground compound... On the moon! And 15 of you can come with me.

I would come
Me to don't know if I could stand chained hunter though... 🔫💣 mwhahahahah
Peepers May 10, 2011

fydge wrote:
ChainedHunter wrote:
Peepers wrote:
I've built an underground compound... On the moon! And 15 of you can come with me.

I would come
Me to don't know if I could stand chained hunter though... 🔫💣 mwhahahahah
It's quite a larg compound. Youd hardly ever see each other. It can support 16 people for 68 years. After that were in trouble 😥
IcyFresh May 10, 2011

Peepers wrote:
fydge wrote:
ChainedHunter wrote:
Peepers wrote:
I've built an underground compound... On the moon! And 15 of you can come with me.

I would come
Me to don't know if I could stand chained hunter though... 🔫💣 mwhahahahah
It's quite a larg compound. Youd hardly ever see each other. It can support 16 people for 68 years. After that were in trouble 😥
Lol, let me in 😏
Iceberg_Slim May 10, 2011

Ok, no moat. Plan B is to lay an insane number of bear traps. Zombies attack their wounded right?
Brown🎵Note May 10, 2011

It would be refreshing to have real zombies to shoot at instead of my usual zombie-shaped paper targets.
Emperor K May 10, 2011

Icy✯Fresh wrote:
Peepers wrote:
fydge wrote:
ChainedHunter wrote:
Peepers wrote:
I've built an underground compound... On the moon! And 15 of you can come with me.

I would come
Me to don't know if I could stand chained hunter though... 🔫💣 mwhahahahah
It's quite a larg compound. Youd hardly ever see each other. It can support 16 people for 68 years. After that were in trouble 😥
Lol, let me in 😏
Sorry fydge. They shoot trolls upon entrance. Have to purify the gene pool.
HOBO KING May 10, 2011

Dig to the center of the earth and use geothermal power to make a moat that shoots high powered jets of water at the zombies( better than moat because zombies float if the "gas" in their intestines haven't excaped. As for food I will build a greenhouse and trap birds in bird houses.🐥😏
HOBO KING May 10, 2011

Peepers wrote:
fydge wrote:
ChainedHunter wrote:
Peepers wrote:
I've built an underground compound... On the moon! And 15 of you can come with me.

I would come
Me to don't know if I could stand chained hunter though... 🔫💣 mwhahahahah
It's quite a larg compound. Youd hardly ever see each other. It can support 16 people for 68 years. After that were in trouble 😥
May I come? I'll bring another spaceship and fly to mars since gravitys less there.
🔥zUntamed🔥 May 10, 2011

fydge wrote:
ChainedHunter wrote:
Peepers wrote:
I've built an underground compound... On the moon! And 15 of you can come with me.

I would come
Me to don't know if I could stand chained hunter though... 🔫💣 mwhahahahah
Pfft you can't do shit. You're 12, I'm 16. 💪
≣☰〓CRͣAͩCͩKA〓☰≣ May 10, 2011

LoL this was a daily topic when I was in highschool
Mr. Satsuma May 10, 2011

Iceberg_Slim wrote:
Ok, no moat. Plan B is to lay an insane number of bear traps. Zombies attack their wounded right?

They don't feel pain.
DuttyMonkey May 10, 2011

I'm looking to take over my local Tesco's with a few friends, there's a gun shop not to far from there too, guns n food always a winner in a zombie out break 💀💀💀
OG Bennyb May 10, 2011

We have a fully operational castle in bury, huge stores of ration packs in cellar, iron shutters on windows and the ta Center up the road for weapons, sorted!