Kids do funniest things!

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krazijay May 6, 2011

My 1 year old son loves to clean, and I mean sweeping, hoovering wiping the doors over with a cloth, and we not talking half assed copying...he actually is really methodical about it and does it in same manor as me or misses would do,he sweeps/hoovers every single bit of floor space (methodically) it's amazing I've got only on video on phone, at first it was cute n thought was copying,now he actually wakes up and points at broom or Hoover and whines untill we give it to him in his walker, spends alot time doing it(an hour is his record) has to be seen to really appreciate..he was slow starter in crawling n even standing n walking, but spring cleaning he is a baby genius,lol. Love him sooo much. Bloody misses turned him into a housewife
Hennie May 6, 2011

You should train him to clean up everything you trow on the floor. Then you would have a personal slave.
krazijay May 6, 2011

Lol...that's the funny thing,he seems to have the attitude that as he does the cleaning (better than me,n that's the truth) that h has the right to throw anything HE want on the floor, as he will clean it up later,lol....the joys of father hood,I'm proud of him as any father would be,but never thought I would watch him cleaning and that would be the most memorable thing(so far that proud of) think it's cos of the intention he obviously has(very very determined) and the concentration and focus is unbelievable, just need to nurture it....
Mr.StOk3z May 6, 2011

I cant blame him some household chores are fun besides the toilet 🚽😱😷
stupid May 6, 2011

Step 1: crawling
Step 2: walking/talking
Step 3: cleaning
Step 4: punching codes for daddy?
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ May 6, 2011

stupid wrote:
Step 1: crawling
Step 2: walking/talking
Step 3: cleaning
Step 4: punching codes for daddy?

Lol I wonder how many get the kids to do some punching!
Brown🎵Note May 6, 2011

1. Help him learn to walk
2. Help him learn to clean floors
3. ???
4. Profit
Fluke May 7, 2011

Lol 👍
 mama tek May 8, 2011

obsessive compulsive disorder?
Ꮂ££Ꮟ May 8, 2011

My 2 year old nephew loves the washing machine, I let him put my washes on then empty machine, child labour ftw lol!
krazijay May 8, 2011

Lol. @mama...like father like son I guess then Pmsl....
krazijay May 8, 2011

@weeb as long as don't put ur nephew in there by mistake lol..child labour....pfft as soon as he canounch codes then I will be a proud father
Primo Loco May 9, 2011

krissharm wrote:
stupid wrote:
Step 1: crawling
Step 2: walking/talking
Step 3: cleaning
Step 4: punching codes for daddy?

Lol I wonder how many get the kids to do some punching!
all the ones that have kids to bribe into punching codes for them...... -mutters under breath-
Dymondz May 11, 2011

My older bro plays this too (we kids) so I might have to steal his Ipod and hide it to make sure he don't see this and get child labor ideas! Thx a lot. I'll know who to blame if I end up on my hands and knees cleaning crap off his bedroom floor while he hovers over me with a whip.
the Fish May 11, 2011

The day we started potty training was completely by accident. My two year old son learned to take off his own diapers and would run around the house naked. Hilarious at first, but not when were at a friends house. And it's also not funny when he's naked and jumping up and down on their pottery barn couch. And really not funny when we yell at him to stop and he lands on his naked behind just after letting loose a deuce all over the couch. We decided that he was ready to poo poo in the potty that night
dannu23 May 11, 2011

Dymondz wrote:
My older bro plays this too (we kids) so I might have to steal his Ipod and hide it to make sure he don't see this and get child labor ideas! Thx a lot. I'll know who to blame if I end up on my hands and knees cleaning crap off his bedroom floor while he hovers over me with a whip.

that sounds a bit gay
knight shadow May 11, 2011

My son s. Favorite line "come on dad not that silly old turf wars again?!??"