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Alright who knows how to fight on real life? I've been thinking about it for a while in how to start and guarantee a victory. I am guessing it all depends on some of the first moves you make on your opponent, whether it be a headlock or a guillotine. So I was wondering who could give me some pointers in fighting. I've been in a few fights before. But that was 1V1. How should i fight if it's like a group fight? If you have any tips or dvice for me please post here and/or private message me! Much appreciated!
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Don't bring a knife to a gunfight.
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Don't start a fight you can't finish.
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Mizman102 wrote:
Headlock? Guilotine? .....ur not dancing with the guy or cuddling him! Lol...viciousness and willingness to surpass expectations will win everytime,basically u better kill me cos when I do get up....? Seems to be a good attitudeAlright who knows how to fight on real life? I've been thinking about it for a while in how to start and guarantee a victory. I am guessing it all depends on some of the first moves you make on your opponent, whether it be a headlock or a guillotine. So I was wondering who could give me some pointers in fighting. I've been in a few fights before. But that was 1V1. How should i fight if it's like a group fight? If you have any tips or dvice for me please post here and/or private message me! Much appreciated!
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Just fight really nasty like backstabbing unfair nasty. Poking eyes, kick in the nuts, surrender and attack from behind or even vomit in his face. I assure you nobody wants to fight you ever again
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@ vomit in his face. That's a new low lol
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Go for the soft tissue areas...
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Mizman102 wrote:
I have 2 baby Pygmy goats. There not babies but adults. When the fight everyday it's scary. They smash their skulls into each other non-stop. I can hear it in the house. Sooo. Maybe try bashing Ur skull into sonething. It worked well against dat last Coyote dat jumped up in their pen. ✌Alright who knows how to fight on real life? I've been thinking about it for a while in how to start and guarantee a victory. I am guessing it all depends on some of the first moves you make on your opponent, whether it be a headlock or a guillotine. So I was wondering who could give me some pointers in fighting. I've been in a few fights before. But that was 1V1. How should i fight if it's like a group fight? If you have any tips or dvice for me please post here and/or private message me! Much appreciated!
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Just take off all your clothes and your enemy will know it's on.
(have you ever fought a naked Guy??)
no because they always win!
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VADAN wrote:
That made me laugh hard.@ vomit in his face. That's a new low lol
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Hennie wrote:
Best fighting advice EVERJust take off all your clothes and your enemy will know it's on.
(have you ever fought a naked Guy??)
no because they always win!
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JayDee wrote:
VADAN wrote:
That made me laugh hard.@ vomit in his face. That's a new low lol
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Fighting is the most immature thing you can do. Go back to the 1960's when racism was still relevant in the culture, because you clearly belong there with their dated ideas on how people should be treated.
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Fighting will be fashionable again in 2012.
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Nahnah, u Hav goats? I'd love to have goats or A goat, I've seen a pair of billy goats o at it before, for such a stereotypically cute and docile animal they are well aggressive when they fight, I was shocked if I'm honest,
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Mizman102 wrote:
Headlock,guillotine what else you gona do come out in underpants with the penetrator tatto on your back.....calm down just punch lol add CANED365.....BANGTIDY.Alright who knows how to fight on real life? I've been thinking about it for a while in how to start and guarantee a victory. I am guessing it all depends on some of the first moves you make on your opponent, whether it be a headlock or a guillotine. So I was wondering who could give me some pointers in fighting. I've been in a few fights before. But that was 1V1. How should i fight if it's like a group fight? If you have any tips or dvice for me please post here and/or private message me! Much appreciated!
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Oh yeah one more thing STEEL CHAIR!!!!!! lol
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I recommend NOT fighting. I've been jumped, robbed, and sucker punched, but never started it myself. The best advice I got about fighting tho was from one of my older friends that has two black belts, and it's not necessarily fighting advice, but a way to intimidate anyone trying to fight you. That advice is, before it starts, let them know straight up: you may kick my ass, break my bones, and scar me, but I'm going to focus all of my energy on one thing, and that's either removing one of your eyes or ears. Let them know that they will leave that fight changed for the rest of their life. If they're still willing to fight you, then of course you have to follow through on that though. So like I said I recommend NOT fighting. Diplomacy is better, and even if that doesn't work, walking away is still a better option than fighting- even if it's a blow to your ego.
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It takes a big man to kick your ass, it takes an even bigger man to walk away.
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Lol real life isn't WWE Mizman.
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He don't know how to fight in tw either lol
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Either punch or chop ur opponent in the back of the next for instant victory. For a kill grap the throat a pull till it comes out or palm the nose really hard in a upwards direction would do the trick lmao.
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fydge wrote:
I'd say thats fight talk. U 2 should have it out on the map.He don't know how to fight in tw either lol
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Ok want you really need to do is......ADD CANED365...he a Kung Fu master, am sure he will back you up:)
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fydge wrote:
I second thatHe don't know how to fight in tw either lol
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BULLZER wrote:
Trollizard, I choose you!!!Ok want you really need to do is......ADD CANED365...he a Kung Fu master, am sure he will back you up:)
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I doesn't take a big man to knock somebody out. Just a little courage to put them on the ground.
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Listen, I'm not starting this fight... And idk how many of u r in high school or how many of u remember those days... But it's this real cocky ass kid who thinks he is big and can wreck anyone. So he challenged my buddy to a fight, so then he tried to get me involved, and he was like, "yeah you and him V's me and another kid!" (not putting any names out) and I was like, "ooh I'm real scared!" but the side story is, most people don't like this kid in the first place cause he is a cocky ass. Because of that he really only has 3 friends only cause he is like that. So after he was tryin to get his friends to help him fight, (cause he knows he can't take me alone) I was like, "I can't even count the amount of people in this entire school that would wan to join in a fight against you just to beat your ass down." so really I'm just fighting for my friend more of the defense side... But thank you for all your advice I will keep it in mind. Thank you
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fydge wrote:
Yea and you don't know how to speak proper English, but I'm not calling you out on that am I?He don't know how to fight in tw either lol
And by the way, are you ever gonna stop bashing on GODS and Mizman cuz I'm pretty sure it's getting a little but old buddy. -
Vulcan death grip.
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A Homeless Dude wrote:
I can bash whoever I want whenever I want. Your not even in range to attack mefydge wrote:
Yea and you don't know how to speak proper English, but I'm not calling you out on that am I?He don't know how to fight in tw either lol
And by the way, are you ever gonna stop bashing on GODS and Mizman cuz I'm pretty sure it's getting a little but old buddy.
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