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"So apparently Bin Laden's body has been found...You can come out now, Maddie, you win!"
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A Linux joke
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Whilst celebrating Arsenal's victory yesterday, it was perhaps a little unwise of Osama Bin Laden to rush out into his yard shouting "Come on you GUNNERS!!"
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Bin Laden is dead and is immediately buried at sea.It's a good job the American public don't ever require actual evidence to believe whatever their government tells them.
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That's what Bin Laden gets for wearing his British Army uniform
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10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden.In his house.
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BRITFURY™ wrote:
10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden.In his house.
in the 'burbs.
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Osama Bin Headshot
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BRITFURY™ wrote:
I lol'd10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden.In his house.
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BRITFURY™ wrote:
Bin Laden is dead and is immediately buried at sea.It's a good job the American public don't ever require actual evidence to believe whatever their government tells them.
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[seal6@localhost ~]$rm -rf /bin/laden
FILE NOT FOUND.
[seal6@localhost ~]$find / -name '*laden*'
/opt/abbottbad/bin/laden
[seal6@localhost ~]$ps -ef | grep [l]aden
aqueda 110501 1 0 Sep112001 ? 00:00:01 /opt/abbottbad/bin/laden
[seal6@localhost ~]$sudo kill --HEADSHOT 110501
[seal6@localhost ~]$_ -
Mr.DoDg3 wrote:
BRITFURY™ wrote:
Bin Laden is dead and is immediately buried at sea.It's a good job the American public don't ever require actual evidence to believe whatever their government tells them.
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Doc Xray wrote:
😹😹😹😹BRITFURY™ wrote:
10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden.In his house.
in the 'burbs.
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BRITFURY™ wrote:
Lol😹10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden.In his house.
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They should of captured bin laden alive and made him continually go through airport security for the rest of his life!
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Quattro wrote:
That is messed up lol"So apparently Bin Laden's body has been found...You can come out now, Maddie, you win!"
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BRITFURY™ wrote:
I bet he seriously wishes he didn't fill out his census form now😜10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden.In his house.
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syrus wrote:
LmfaoThey should of captured bin laden alive and made him continually go through airport security for the rest of his life!
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Today the world saw Justice!The person who has brought terror into this world got what he deserved!Well done to whoever egged Justin Bieber!
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OBAMA: I can't believe the public are believing that we killed him, took no pictures and threw him in the ocean! BEST, APRIL, FOOLS, EVER!BIDEN: Mr President... it's May, April Fools was last month......OBAMA: How well can you keep a secret?
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Didn't BP get fined for dumping shit in the sea?
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Breaking news on channel Dave.......Saddam Hussein has just been captured
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Little Smasher🚶 wrote:
PmslBRITFURY™ wrote:
I bet he seriously wishes he didn't fill out his census form now😜10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden.In his house.
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So I'm sat there sunning myself on the beach in India, when some rag head washes ashore.He looked in a bad way, but he didn't want me to phone him an ambulance.He just staggered away muttering something about revenge.
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Just shows you what US soldiers can do when PSN is down...
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Thank you Jack Bauer
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Ok last one......
Apparently, me approaching every Muslim in my area and offering my condolences to them for the loss of a family member is seen as racial stereotyping by local police. -
Bin ladens men were astounded when they heard of there leaders death,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,nobody ever takes bins out on a bank holiday
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Btw, I killed Colonol Gaddaffi last night. I didnt take any pictures and threw his body into the sea. Just take my word for it, hes definitely dead.
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How was my hiding spot from a rate 1 to osama bin laden.
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