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📹 SFO CASTING CALL 🎬

• BellaItaliana Apr 28, 2011

  📹 SFO CASTING CALL 🎬

  Major west coast alliance seeking players for principal and supporting roles in future productions. 

  * All ages welcome, but maturity & a "mature immaturity" are a must. 

  * You must have a minimum of 7,500 references (mob) & a willingness to grow & learn the tricks of the trade are a must. 

  * Those interested in roles as extras need not apply. 

  * West coast residency is not required, but you must have a reliable mode of transportation & the ability to make it out here for auditions. 

  * Lastly (& possibly most importantly), you must have an existing relationship with at least one member of the BAIC film crew. 

  Please contact me or your affiliated representative to express interest in these open positions. 

   
• BellaItaliana Apr 28, 2011

  Limited space is available, so apply early. Auditions take place at San Francisco Airport (SFO), but arrangements may be made for Los Angeles International (LAX) as well if that is more convenient. If you're going to LA, meet me Under the Bridge, but if you're going to San Francisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair. 

  Thank you, 
  Your BAIC producer, screenwriter & casting director,

  🎀 Bella aka badmammajamma
• randombloke Apr 28, 2011

  I would apply but I'm too scared you'd want to audition me on the casting couch... and I'm not that type of gal!!

  However, I will stretch to appearing in artistic nude roles provided they are done tastefully.
• BellaItaliana Apr 28, 2011

  randombloke wrote:

  I would apply but I'm too scared you'd want to audition me on the casting couch... and I'm not that type of gal!!

  However, I will stretch to appearing in artistic nude roles provided they are done tastefully.
  

  We'd love to have you do a cameo someday.
• messrine Apr 28, 2011

  will the Marx brothers be in it?
• originalbones Apr 28, 2011

  🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:

  randombloke wrote:

  I would apply but I'm too scared you'd want to audition me on the casting couch... and I'm not that type of gal!!

  However, I will stretch to appearing in artistic nude roles provided they are done tastefully.
  

  We'd love to have you do a cameo someday.

  Don't commit to anything until u confirm that's not a typo for camel!
• randombloke Apr 28, 2011

  🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:

  randombloke wrote:

  I would apply but I'm too scared you'd want to audition me on the casting couch... and I'm not that type of gal!!

  However, I will stretch to appearing in artistic nude roles provided they are done tastefully.
  

  We'd love to have you do a cameo someday.

  I bet you say that to all the gals!! I'm scared I may get a bus out there to audition and fail and then have to open a bordello and end up on the front page of a tabloid newspaper for getting caught in the act with Hugh Grant.
• randombloke Apr 28, 2011

  originalbones wrote:

  🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:

  randombloke wrote:

  I would apply but I'm too scared you'd want to audition me on the casting couch... and I'm not that type of gal!!

  However, I will stretch to appearing in artistic nude roles provided they are done tastefully.
  

  We'd love to have you do a cameo someday.

  Don't commit to anything until u confirm that's not a typo for camel!

  RandomBedouin rides again. And part 2 can be curse of the camel!!
• BellaItaliana Apr 28, 2011

  randombloke wrote:

  🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:

  randombloke wrote:

  I would apply but I'm too scared you'd want to audition me on the casting couch... and I'm not that type of gal!!

  However, I will stretch to appearing in artistic nude roles provided they are done tastefully.
  

  We'd love to have you do a cameo someday.

  I bet you say that to all the gals!! I'm scared I may get a bus out there to audition and fail and then have to open a bordello and end up on the front page of a tabloid newspaper for getting caught in the act with Hugh Grant.

  Hugh Grant prostitution scandals are so 1995. It's all about Sheen these days. Gosh, get with the times.
• Primo Loco Apr 28, 2011

  I WANNA DO IT!!!
  don't know what it's for BUT ILL DO IT 😺
• हाजी Apr 28, 2011

  Primo Loco wrote:

  I WANNA DO IT!!!
  don't know what it's for BUT ILL DO IT 😺
  

  Am in too😜😜😜
• Ultraviolet Apr 28, 2011

  Don't worry random, for 50,000 don points you can get a súper injunction!
• JayDee Apr 28, 2011

  Lmfao wth bella. Silly.
• BellaItaliana Apr 28, 2011

  JayDee wrote:

  Lmfao wth bella. Silly.
  

  You know ordinary isn't my style.
• Fat Basterd Apr 28, 2011

  Lol. Totally my style. Guess I've got to get off my ass and mob up.

  On another note: This Saturday, at the USA Film Festival in Dallas, I am premiering a short film I wrote & produced. Wish me luck!
• JayDee Apr 28, 2011

  Fat Basterd wrote:

  Lol. Totally my style. Guess I've got to get off my ass and mob up.

  On another note: This Saturday, at the USA Film Festival in Dallas, I am premiering a short film I wrote & produced. Wish me luck!
  

  Good luck! Is there any previews of it online or some sort?
• The Chef Apr 28, 2011

  Nude catering is available...
• Fat Basterd Apr 28, 2011

  JayDee wrote:

  Fat Basterd wrote:

  Lol. Totally my style. Guess I've got to get off my ass and mob up.

  On another note: This Saturday, at the USA Film Festival in Dallas, I am premiering a short film I wrote & produced. Wish me luck!
  

  Good luck! Is there any previews of it online or some sort?

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdu4d7a26ig

  It's a joke trailer. Robert Rodriguez style even though the film itself is nothing like that. Finished short is a dark comedy.
• eviltink Apr 28, 2011

  I'll have my people call your people.
• мīм Apr 29, 2011

  🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:

  JayDee wrote:

  Lmfao wth bella. Silly.
  

  You know ordinary isn't my style.

  Well done Bella, that would almost make me want to apply for role but Drama has never been my forte.
• JayDee Apr 29, 2011

  mimosa wrote:

  🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:

  JayDee wrote:

  Lmfao wth bella. Silly.
  

  You know ordinary isn't my style.

  Well done Bella, that would almost make me want to apply for role but Drama has never been my forte.

  Who said it was drama? It's a action comedy
• BellaItaliana Apr 29, 2011

  mimosa wrote:

  🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:

  JayDee wrote:

  Lmfao wth bella. Silly.
  

  You know ordinary isn't my style.

  Well done Bella, that would almost make me want to apply for role but Drama has never been my forte.

  The drama has left the building, no need to worry about that. And thank you.
• Leprechaun Apr 29, 2011

  🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:

  mimosa wrote:

  🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:

  JayDee wrote:

  Lmfao wth bella. Silly.
  

  You know ordinary isn't my style.

  Well done Bella, that would almost make me want to apply for role but Drama has never been my forte.

  The drama has left the building, no need to worry about that. And thank you.

  Yeah its straight comedy with me and Bella on the scene 😜
• BellaItaliana Apr 29, 2011

  Leprechaun wrote:

  Yeah its straight comedy with me and Bella on the scene 😜

  More like you, dk, robo & z. :D
• Robo37 Apr 29, 2011

  Fat Basterd wrote:

  Lol. Totally my style. Guess I've got to get off my ass and mob up.

  On another note: This Saturday, at the USA Film Festival in Dallas, I am premiering a short film I wrote & produced. Wish me luck!

  I'm pretty sure my father in-law has a feature film that's gonna play there too. It's got the evil terminator guy from T2 in it.
• Leprechaun Apr 29, 2011

  🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:

  Leprechaun wrote:

  Yeah its straight comedy with me and Bella on the scene 😜
  

  More like you, dk, robo & z. :D

  Yeah you're usually just the topic hahaha!!!!
• Robo37 Apr 29, 2011

  Leprechaun wrote:

  🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:
  

  Leprechaun wrote:
  

  Yeah its straight comedy with me and Bella on the scene 😜

  More like you, dk, robo & z. :D

  Yeah you're usually just the topic hahaha!!!!

  It's not our fault she makes herself an easy target.
• BellaItaliana Apr 29, 2011

  Robo37 wrote:

  Leprechaun wrote:

  🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:

  Leprechaun wrote:

  Yeah its straight comedy with me and Bella on the scene 😜
  

  More like you, dk, robo & z. :D

  Yeah you're usually just the topic hahaha!!!!

  It's not our fault she makes herself an easy target.

  Shut up, I'm awesome.
• bones73 Apr 29, 2011

  🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:

  Robo37 wrote:

  Leprechaun wrote:

  🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:

  Leprechaun wrote:

  Yeah its straight comedy with me and Bella on the scene 😜
  

  More like you, dk, robo & z. :D

  Yeah you're usually just the topic hahaha!!!!

  It's not our fault she makes herself an easy target.

  Shut up, I'm awesome.

  In bed? 😉
• the Fish Apr 29, 2011

  🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:

  Robo37 wrote:

  Leprechaun wrote:

  🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:

  Leprechaun wrote:

  Yeah its straight comedy with me and Bella on the scene 😜
  

  More like you, dk, robo & z. :D

  Yeah you're usually just the topic hahaha!!!!

  It's not our fault she makes herself an easy target.

  Shut up, I'm awesome.

  🎵No you're not, dude don't lie🎵
• BellaItaliana Apr 29, 2011

  bones73 wrote:

  🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:

  Robo37 wrote:

  Leprechaun wrote:

  🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:

  Leprechaun wrote:

  Yeah its straight comedy with me and Bella on the scene 😜
  

  More like you, dk, robo & z. :D

  Yeah you're usually just the topic hahaha!!!!

  It's not our fault she makes herself an easy target.

  Shut up, I'm awesome.

  In bed? 😉

  Oh! He's already got jokes and jokes and jokes, spaghetti, spaghetti!

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