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DAS HYENA💀™ Apr 26, 2011

I've been watching y'alls posts N such. Been thinking real hard 2. I had a dream about crushing a Cat's skull the other night in a deep dark dream. Then I woke & realized it was 4 real. This is just a game. I know most of y'all are like prey. Not like real monsters, just the ones that hide in a fantasy world called "Turf Wars". In the real world I bet I could & would smoke most of y'all like the dregs of society that U are. How say y'all. Curious as 2 how U see Ur self as a real person. Speak up mice. ❔❔❔
randombloke Apr 26, 2011

You can smoke me but I'm sure I'd be terrible for your lungs.
Missy Jane Apr 26, 2011

Hi Das Hyena - Im just a regular gal - I like going to the beach and I like new clothes and shopping. I like cooking too - and I do the best roast turkey with chestnut stuffing and chippolatas wrapped in crispy bacon - hmm yummy. Now you stop being a bad boy, and go eat something, preferably not the cat... Missy💔
😈ҝعყʂعཞ😡Տȫƶع👿 Apr 26, 2011

I picture Das as somewhat like many patients. He acts one way but in reality it is much much different. I'm just a medical professional but that's my assessment.
As for how I see myself, I'm a hard worker. I'm pretty observant, I like to run, and I like to read. I'm blunt and if you piss me off, good luck getting back on my good side. I like my tech toys too. 😜
BigBK Apr 26, 2011

Ya you sound real tough...come along with me to Somalia next time I go and we'll see how tough you are. How hardcore you must be. Punk.
BigBK Apr 26, 2011

Everybody lookit me I'm tough for reals yo. I'll prove it...I'll show you...I'll call out a bunch of kids in an iPhone app. Ya you're bad ass kid. Ha.
Johnny Cage Apr 26, 2011

Femme fatale wrote:
Hi Das Hyena - Im just a regular gal - I like going to the beach and I like new clothes and shopping. I like cooking too - and I do the best roast turkey with chestnut stuffing and chippolatas wrapped in crispy bacon - hmm yummy. Now you stop being a bad boy, and go eat something, preferably not the cat... Missy💔

Marry me.... 💏
sofresh Apr 26, 2011

DAS HYENA wrote:
I've been watching y'alls posts N such. Been thinking real hard 2. I had a dream about crushing a Cat's skull the other night in a deep dark dream. Then I woke & realized it was 4 real. This is just a game. I know most of y'all are like prey. Not like real monsters, just the ones that hide in a fantasy world called "Turf Wars". In the real world I bet I could & would smoke most of y'all like the dregs of society that U are. How say y'all. Curious as 2 how U see Ur self as a real person. Speak up mice. ❔❔❔

This is your brain on drugs...gotta love telephone tuff guys...
Stupid Cunt Apr 26, 2011

My thoughts on you are,you are a deluded prick type of person that masterbates furiously whilst attacking other mobsters turfs.
groundhog Apr 26, 2011

Black Mr Black wrote:
My thoughts on you are,you are a deluded prick type of person that masterbates furiously whilst attacking other mobsters turfs.

Very hard to play this game with one hand.
Johnny O 💃 Apr 26, 2011

🐻groundhog👊🔨💀 wrote:
Black Mr Black wrote:
My thoughts on you are,you are a deluded prick type of person that masterbates furiously whilst attacking other mobsters turfs.

Very hard to play this game with one hand.
🍺👋📱🙋
Nahh it can be done.
Johnny O 💃 Apr 26, 2011

YOU wrote:
🐻groundhog👊🔨💀 wrote:
Black Mr Black wrote:
My thoughts on you are,you are a deluded prick type of person that masterbates furiously whilst attacking other mobsters turfs.

Very hard to play this game with one hand.
🍺👋📱🙋
Nahh it can be done.
It's a little early so I should try that again ☕👋📱🙋
RogueTrader Apr 26, 2011

Black Mr Black wrote:
My thoughts on you are,you are a deluded prick type of person that masterbates furiously whilst attacking other mobsters turfs.

😳😹
Gungrave☣96 Apr 26, 2011

I'm just a tough girl gone softy, mother of six, open and honest, ya only live once so ya better enjoy it type of woman. I'm a patient person not too much gets me upset, 😉....
groundhog Apr 26, 2011

Johnny O wrote:
🐻groundhog👊🔨💀 wrote:
Black Mr Black wrote:
My thoughts on you are,you are a deluded prick type of person that masterbates furiously whilst attacking other mobsters turfs.

Very hard to play this game with one hand.
🍺👋📱🙋
Nahh it can be done.
Damn ur right! It does work! Game on! 👊👊👊💨💧
sofresh Apr 26, 2011

Gungrave96 wrote:
I'm just a tough girl gone softy, mother of six, open and honest, ya only live once so ya better enjoy it type of woman. I'm a patient person not too much gets me upset, 😉....

Six? Don't know how you do it...my one little one keeps my hands full 24/7
Missy Jane Apr 26, 2011

Looks like you're just trying to be a tough guy against a load of girls hyena. Be careful you don't get double smoked yourself - like a good ham
DMolish Apr 26, 2011

"You said you a gangsta
But you never pop nothing
We said you a wanksta
And you need to stop frontin"

There is only so many people you can smoke until you spend the rest of your life in prison or you die yourself. Two words brother - grow up
RΞIΠGTФΠ Apr 26, 2011

Lmao! I'm not totally sure if Das was really trying to be "tough", or just spark up a conversation like he did... In my experience Das is not an idiot so I'm leaning toward the later...
Mr Big Cat Apr 26, 2011

DAS HYENA wrote:
I've been watching y'alls posts N such. Been thinking real hard 2. I had a dream about crushing a Cat's skull the other night in a deep dark dream. Then I woke & realized it was 4 real. This is just a game. I know most of y'all are like prey. Not like real monsters, just the ones that hide in a fantasy world called "Turf Wars". In the real world I bet I could & would smoke most of y'all like the dregs of society that U are. How say y'all. Curious as 2 how U see Ur self as a real person. Speak up mice. ❔❔❔

Less of the crushing cat skulls!!! 😥
Schmidty Apr 26, 2011

RΞ〽IΠGTФΠ🇺🇸 wrote:
Lmao! I'm not totally sure if Das was really trying to be "tough", or just spark up a conversation like he did... In my experience Das is not an idiot so I'm leaning toward the later...

My thoughts exactly
Mr Big Cat Apr 26, 2011

Beware of the 🐒👈
BigBK Apr 26, 2011

This was the frirst thing I read when i woke up this morning. I took it as serious, but after waking up a bit and re reading it I hope it's just a joke (I'm assuming the kitten was) but I really thought this guy was seriously acting like a tough guy on an iPhone game.
BRITFURY™ Apr 26, 2011

Mr Big Cat wrote:
DAS HYENA wrote:
I've been watching y'alls posts N such. Been thinking real hard 2. I had a dream about crushing a Cat's skull the other night in a deep dark dream. Then I woke & realized it was 4 real. This is just a game. I know most of y'all are like prey. Not like real monsters, just the ones that hide in a fantasy world called "Turf Wars". In the real world I bet I could & would smoke most of y'all like the dregs of society that U are. How say y'all. Curious as 2 how U see Ur self as a real person. Speak up mice. ❔❔❔

Less of the crushing cat skulls!!! 😥
Shit I was about to elaborate about our big cat problem here and say pls could das use his first ticket to LHR! On a serious note though my neighbours cats shit in my garden on a weekly basis so is it best to bite above or below the collar for maximum effect?
Mr Big Cat Apr 26, 2011

Brit, I'd enjoy the garden pussy while u can get it buddy!!!
BRITFURY™ Apr 26, 2011

Haha thanks BC but getting shit between my toes doesn't do it for me and even though I'm British I never leave my socks on for that!
Mr Big Cat Apr 26, 2011

BRITFURY™ wrote:
Haha thanks BC but getting shit between my toes doesn't do it for me and even though I'm British I never leave my socks on for that!

Don't knock it till u have tried it 😽
BRITFURY™ Apr 26, 2011

I'll pass if it's all the same 😼