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\\// (/\dd Vee) Apr 19, 2011

ATTENTION US BORDER PATROL

In keeping with tradition the United States will NOT be securing our borders. There is a good chance however that you may be felt up at the airport upon arrival or departure. We're not sure how this will keep us safe but hope that it will be effective enough. If things get bad I suppose we could just change the threat level to orange, or red, or rainbow..... Whatever color terrorists are most afraid of, that should work. We apologize in advance for any inconvenience. Also, please be sure to declare any and all Firearms at customs upon your arrival.

Thank you and enjoy your stay in the U S A.
☠GAMEOVER☠ Apr 19, 2011

Terrorist threat will be set to MODERATE
Angrybear Apr 19, 2011

Terroriats are afraid of green, it means their work has gone unnoticed!
Angrybear Apr 19, 2011

How did terrorists become terroriats?
Rancid japseye Apr 19, 2011

If I decide to travel to tbe states will my anus be checked for contraband.
[Add:Baz]Boffer Apr 19, 2011

🚶ickle mobster🚶 wrote:
If I decide to travel to tbe states will my anus be checked for contraband.

Sounds like a request...
Rancid japseye Apr 19, 2011

You offering baz.
Leprechaun Apr 19, 2011

bazboffer wrote:
🚶ickle mobster🚶 wrote:
If I decide to travel to tbe states will my anus be checked for contraband.

Sounds like a request...
Hahaha!!!!™👈🍀
Melisandre Apr 19, 2011

It's a well known fact that terrorists are afraid of rainbows.
Mystery Apr 19, 2011

Lol! Don't forget to wear shoes that slip off easily. Your luggage is limited to 1 extra pair though. 😄
\\// (/\dd Vee) Apr 19, 2011

Mystery wrote:
Lol! Don't forget to wear shoes that slip off easily. Your luggage is limited to 1 extra pair though. 😄

Damn cement all over my shoes gonna put me over the bag weight limit..... Anyone got an extra carry on I can use???
[Add:Baz]Boffer Apr 19, 2011

🚶ickle mobster🚶 wrote:
You offering baz.

Lol
No, though.
BigBK Apr 19, 2011

Rhuan (Add: 80) wrote:
How did terrorists become terroriats?

Is it like when a med school student goes for their doctorate...torroriate
__Don_Line__ Apr 19, 2011

Will the terrorists be bringing 10K+ private planes holding their 10K+ mobsters to America?
\\// (/\dd Vee) Apr 19, 2011

__Don_Line__ wrote:
Will the terrorists be bringing 10K+ private planes holding their 10K+ mobsters to America?

Not sure but I assume the red tape surrounding the transport of 10-20,000+ weapons per passenger will hold customs up just a tad. Be ready to wait in line I'd say.
!Rogue Apr 19, 2011

Epic. Truly epic.
v KAOS v Apr 19, 2011

bazboffer wrote:
🚶ickle mobster🚶 wrote:
If I decide to travel to tbe states will my anus be checked for contraband.

Sounds like a request...
💩....