Work Party Etiquette

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Mr Big Cat Apr 15, 2011

So I'm attending a work party this evening. I have my own tactics designed to help me avoid embarrassment and outrageous behaviour!

I shall be attending on time, I will be drinking alcohol but leaving early with the intention of avoiding any silliness or misbehaviour!!!

What is good work party tactics? Or do u say 'fuck tactics where's the rum? I wanna shag the bird from photocopying' 👨👉🙆
Mr Big Cat Apr 15, 2011

Also any decent work party stories? I do tend to be a good boy!!! Nothing worse than rollin into work monday morning and people taking the piss - well taking the Piss more than normal lol
Arthur Fancy Apr 15, 2011

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Beers, Food Fight, Dancing Girls, egg plant!!
slugboy Apr 15, 2011

Start slow with a couple of watered down drinks. And eat something, anything lol
CJHAM Apr 15, 2011

I had all the same plans about being good all night, not looking the fool etc as I was the new guy. Did not happen I got ratted. Thing is on Monday morning, dreading entering the doors all the way there was suddenly grabbed by my boss and slapped on the back telling me he hadn't had so much fun at a work party. Good times. Sometimes just being yourself is best!
RevStraylight Apr 15, 2011

I took a shit in a guy's dresser drawer one time at a work party.

Since then I try not to get that drunk. He was a real douchebag though.
Mr Big Cat Apr 15, 2011

So far so good!!!! No foolishness yet
666 Apr 15, 2011

Do the bird but no scratching and purring and don't fall asleep on the job
Mr. Satsuma Apr 15, 2011

Pass the parcel! Musical chairs! Jammie Dodgers! All these things people love at parties. Dancing around chairs with your boss must be fun surely?
Vadan™ v2.0 Apr 15, 2011

At my work parties I'm the only person there.
Silent Joe Apr 15, 2011

666 are u the former miss 666
☠GAMEOVER☠ Apr 16, 2011

RevStraylight wrote:
I took a shit in a guy's dresser drawer one time at a work party.

Since then I try not to get that drunk. He was a real douchebag though.

That's funny. I shit in a box once and made my cousin throw it in some random car that was unlocked. I had to go. 😹😹😹
J DཔB།TY D།ZZ༨E Apr 16, 2011

Come get some wrote:
RevStraylight wrote:
I took a shit in a guy's dresser drawer one time at a work party.

Since then I try not to get that drunk. He was a real douchebag though.

That's funny. I shit in a box once and made my cousin throw it in some random car that was unlocked. I had to go. 😹😹😹
Thats funny shit guyz. Lol
BellaItaliana Apr 16, 2011

I say F it- it's a chance to get to know a different side of your coworkers.
Arthur Fancy Apr 16, 2011

How was the photocopier?
bee ryan Apr 16, 2011

one xmas work party we had a gift exchange. i was the new guy, didn't know that everyone gave each other decent gifts, thought it was more of a dirty santa thing. anyway, everyone is taking their turn, opening things like gift cards to nice restaurants, dvds that didn't come from the bargain bins, etc., and my gift, a $1 gummy bear version of a happy meal (looked totally gross; again my thought was gag gift) is the last one picked. by the boss's son. i stayed just long enough to see the look of confusion and disappointment on his face before bolting out the door!
BRITFURY™ Apr 16, 2011

I shagged my bosses p.a when I was 20 at a works do in a hotel. We were in her room, I woke up in the middle of the night took A piss and snuck out back to my own room. When I walked into brekky the next morning she was wearing last nights clothes and everyone stared round at me. It turns out I got the bathroom and the wardrobe mixed up in the night !!
BellaItaliana Apr 16, 2011

Heh, I hooked up with my manager at a work party. A couple months after that, we were living together & a year & a half later, we had a son together.
Mr Big Cat Apr 16, 2011

BRITFURY™ wrote:
I shagged my bosses p.a when I was 20 at a works do in a hotel. We were in her room, I woke up in the middle of the night took A piss and snuck out back to my own room. When I walked into brekky the next morning she was wearing last nights clothes and everyone stared round at me. It turns out I got the bathroom and the wardrobe mixed up in the night !!

Hahaha that is funny man
Mr Big Cat Apr 16, 2011

BellaItaliana wrote:
Heh, I hooked up with my manager at a work party. A couple months after that, we were living together & a year & a half later, we had a son together.

Awww work romances can work!!! I do my best to avoid them at a costs !!!