How to get out of Jury Duty
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So I've got stupid Jury Duty today...can anyone think of any good lines I could feed the Jury Selection Panel if I get called up to ensure that I'm not selected for a Jury?
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I always say that i dont have a babysitter its wprks 6 times so far
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Say you're racist.
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BellaItaliana wrote:
homer simpsons advice too, racist against all races.Say you're racist.
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Say U have been a arrested
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Say you assume that anyone who is accused of a crime and it goes to court is guilty... "therefore I will be voting guilty no matter what". Lol I think the defence lawyer might have a problem with that. 😺
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BellaItaliana wrote:
might work, unfortunately I don't think I look like I fit the the typical racist stereotype.Say you're racist.
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ttt wrote:
my wife works for the police department, so I could argue that I have a strong bias favoring law enforcement...there is also the 'CSI Factor' or in my best San Diego Lakeside accent I could say that I don't like the PO-leese they always gettin up in my biz-nas.Say you assume that anyone who is accused of a crime and it goes to court is guilty... "therefore I will be voting guilty no matter what". Lol I think the defence lawyer might have a problem with that. 😺
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~Matt~ wrote:
BellaItaliana wrote:
might work, unfortunately I don't think I look like I fit the the typical racist stereotype.Say you're racist.
That's racist.
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~Matt~ wrote:
if you don't fit the typical racist stereotype, you probably also don't fit the typical Lakeside resident stereotype..thank god.ttt wrote:
my wife works for the police department, so I could argue that I have a strong bias favoring law enforcement...there is also the 'CSI Factor' or in my best San Diego Lakeside accent I could say that I don't like the PO-leese they always gettin up in my biz-nas.Say you assume that anyone who is accused of a crime and it goes to court is guilty... "therefore I will be voting guilty no matter what". Lol I think the defence lawyer might have a problem with that. 😺
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Depends on the questions they ask. If they ask about drinking, it's prob a DUI case. Tell them you drink all the time. Be careful, sometimes you have to sit and wait for all of the weeks cases if not picked.
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Say u know the person!
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Racism always works
also say youre very emotional and make rash decisions.
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Wen they ask how you'll vote if you disagree with the law infrom them that you uderstamd your constitutional role as a juror. Jurors have the right to vote not guilty if they disagree. You'll be straight out
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MR ZONK wrote:
I know that guy!! Haha, that probably would work...I also hear that they don't really like having engineers on the jury because they tend to over-analyze things.Say u know the person!
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"I'd be excellent on a jury because I can spot guilty people like *snap fingers* that"
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No matter what type of case it is just use this line " so .. Maybe they deserved it"
It wil work but leave my name out of it
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Be racist.
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Watch "the carpool lane" episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. That's the best way to handle it.
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Get your doctor to say your certify you as mental.
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Say this "I always look yo homer for tough decisins like this when I need guidance, his wisdom is like donut, it never end" if they buy that you look up to homer for his WISDOM then I'm pretty sure they'll be begging you to get out
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BellaItaliana wrote:
I was thinking the same thing!Say you're racist.
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what is Jury Duty?
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Eat a whole bunch of taco bell in the morning...go there and tell them you have IBS and fart all the time and stink the room up...insist you have to go take a shit...come back 5 minutes later and tell them they might need to get a janitor to the restroom. Good luck!
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Just act all twitchy and then ask if it will take much longer because you need a fix bad.
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Tell them you're a communist.
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Just kill a person before you're due for jury duty.
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