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It's midnight and a group of 10 hooded chaps are outside. They all seem to he teenagers from my quick glance. It's past midnight and they are outside my house doing god knows what!
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Gran Torino. Walk out with an M1 (or M14) and say "Get off my lawn!"
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Bugsy✯Siegel wrote:
I doubt they will be threatened by a thirteen year in a dressing gown shouting at them. Mind you I have got a nerf gun...Gran Torino. Walk out with an M1 (or M14) and say "Get off my lawn!"
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Bugsy✯Siegel wrote:
haha, that was the very first thing that popped in my mind, but you beat me to the punch.Gran Torino. Walk out with an M1 (or M14) and say "Get off my lawn!"
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They obviously had Turf Wars on their devices as they have fled. Maybe young people with nerfs are the future!
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Shibby420 wrote:
Same hereBugsy✯Siegel wrote:
haha, that was the very first thing that popped in my mind, but you beat me to the punch.Gran Torino. Walk out with an M1 (or M14) and say "Get off my lawn!"
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Attack with your mob 😝
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Lol! Best thread in a long time!
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Mr. Satsuma wrote:
Nerf missiles can soak up quite a bit of petrol... just sayin 🔥🔥🔥They obviously had Turf Wars on their devices as they have fled. Maybe young people with nerfs are the future!
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YOU wrote:
👆Lol jk✌Mr. Satsuma wrote:
It's midnight and a group of 10 horny dudes are in my bedroom. They all seem to want to suck me dry from my quick glance. It's past midnight and they're in the room next to me doing my mother!
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Call the cops? 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃👮
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No guns
No cops.
Get the dog.
Nuthin clears the street faster than a dog pissed off that there's people outside...
Werks everytime -
Strip naked.
Smear yourself with fecal matter.
Run outside towards them screaming and furiously masturbating.Think about it.
NO ONE wants to fight a crazy person. NO ONE wants to fight a naked guy.
The shit and the masturbation are icing on the cake. (pardon the pun)With this combination, you could get away with pretty much anything.
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RevStraylight wrote:
AgreedStrip naked.
Smear yourself with fecal matter.
Run outside towards them screaming and furiously masturbating.Think about it.
NO ONE wants to fight a crazy person. NO ONE wants to fight a naked guy.
The shit and the masturbation are icing on the cake. (pardon the pun)With this combination, you could get away with pretty much anything.
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Get a laser pointer go to the top story of ur house write on a piece of paper I don't deal with cops! Get off my property put a rock i'n it throw the message to them and shine the laser at one of the kids and say 5...4... And hopefully they know about guns and scream and run
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Docta Procta wrote:
Like that ideaGet a laser pointer go to the top story of ur house write on a piece of paper I don't deal with cops! Get off my property put a rock i'n it throw the message to them and shine the laser at one of the kids and say 5...4... And hopefully they know about guns and scream and run
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K Wait, did you say "dressing gown"? Dont think some kids stealing the stereo out of your parents car is the REAL problem!!
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originalbones wrote:
I was thinking the same thing. WTF are you wearing a dress for?! LmaoK Wait, did you say "dressing gown"? Dont think some kids stealing the stereo out of your parents car is the REAL problem!!
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originalbones wrote:
Thanks. I was gonna go there.K Wait, did you say "dressing gown"? Dont think some kids stealing the stereo out of your parents car is the REAL problem!!
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Pimp slap those fools and tell them not to come back unless they be making you money!! Daamn
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RevStraylight wrote:
Best post in a long time. Thank you for making my day alot betterStrip naked.
Smear yourself with fecal matter.
Run outside towards them screaming and furiously masturbating.Think about it.
NO ONE wants to fight a crazy person. NO ONE wants to fight a naked guy.
The shit and the masturbation are icing on the cake. (pardon the pun)With this combination, you could get away with pretty much anything.
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originalbones wrote:
Do Americans/Canadians not wear dressing gowns or bath robes?K Wait, did you say "dressing gown"? Dont think some kids stealing the stereo out of your parents car is the REAL problem!!
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Mr. Satsuma wrote:
Ha ha... When i read dressing gown I pictured a bald middle aged man with a bit of a belly.... Classic....Bugsy✯Siegel wrote:
I doubt they will be threatened by a thirteen year in a dressing gown shouting at them. Mind you I have got a nerf gun...Gran Torino. Walk out with an M1 (or M14) and say "Get off my lawn!"
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YOU wrote:
Combined with the word 'hoodlums'Mr. Satsuma wrote:
Ha ha... When i read dressing gown I pictured a bald middle aged man with a bit of a belly.... Classic....Bugsy✯Siegel wrote:
I doubt they will be threatened by a thirteen year in a dressing gown shouting at them. Mind you I have got a nerf gun...Gran Torino. Walk out with an M1 (or M14) and say "Get off my lawn!"
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Run outside in your just your pants, waving a frying pan quoting scriptures from the Bible, that should move them alone 👍
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Great Game Dev wrote:
RevStraylight wrote:
Best post in a long time. Thank you for making my day alot betterStrip naked.
Smear yourself with fecal matter.
Run outside towards them screaming and furiously masturbating.Think about it.
NO ONE wants to fight a crazy person. NO ONE wants to fight a naked guy.
The shit and the masturbation are icing on the cake. (pardon the pun)With this combination, you could get away with pretty much anything.
Sorry didn't see this before I posted mine, yes much more effective 👍👍👍
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DuttyMonkey wrote:
Maybe combining the two would be better. NOBODY wants to fight a naked priest!Great Game Dev wrote:
RevStraylight wrote:
Best post in a long time. Thank you for making my day alot betterStrip naked.
Smear yourself with fecal matter.
Run outside towards them screaming and furiously masturbating.Think about it.
NO ONE wants to fight a crazy person. NO ONE wants to fight a naked guy.
The shit and the masturbation are icing on the cake. (pardon the pun)With this combination, you could get away with pretty much anything.
Sorry didn't see this before I posted mine, yes much more effective 👍👍👍
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Mr. Satsuma wrote:
Especially if there kids, the two don't mix well.DuttyMonkey wrote:
Maybe combining the two would be better. NOBODY wants to fight a naked priest!Great Game Dev wrote:
RevStraylight wrote:
Best post in a long time. Thank you for making my day alot betterStrip naked.
Smear yourself with fecal matter.
Run outside towards them screaming and furiously masturbating.Think about it.
NO ONE wants to fight a crazy person. NO ONE wants to fight a naked guy.
The shit and the masturbation are icing on the cake. (pardon the pun)With this combination, you could get away with pretty much anything.
Sorry didn't see this before I posted mine, yes much more effective 👍👍👍
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Moshpit wrote:
Do you understand what he means now?originalbones wrote:
I was thinking the same thing. WTF are you wearing a dress for?! LmaoK Wait, did you say "dressing gown"? Dont think some kids stealing the stereo out of your parents car is the REAL problem!!
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So in the military aren't the formal uniforms called Dress Uniforms. Such uptightness about a word. Truly I believe the whole point of the post was humor, quite funny really if the author is only 13.
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Sarcules wrote:
Ya but he said "dressing gown" in North America a gown is basically a dress, so I naturally thought of a flannel gown. Funny thread for sure, usually a great idea to just let the thugs do what they do and let insurance sort it out. Speak no, See no, Hear NO evil!So in the military aren't the formal uniforms called Dress Uniforms. Such uptightness about a word. Truly I believe the whole point of the post was humor, quite funny really if the author is only 13.
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