International 'phrase book' for travellers. UK version.

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Re🕶Load Apr 11, 2011

Arse-ass.
Bollocks/knackers- mens love sacks.
Twat- an asshole or ladys private bits
Spunk- semen
Shag- to have sex
Fag- cigarette.
Uk. Please feel free to add.
iamcanadian 🔨🔥💀 Apr 11, 2011

fag-cigarette??? really??
randombloke Apr 11, 2011

iamcanadian 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
fag-cigarette??? really??

Fag/snout/tab/health stick
Re🕶Load Apr 11, 2011

In case you pull in the Uk.
Tea bagging- to dip ones bollocks into your ladys mouth.
Angry pirate- kick your lady in one leg and ejaculate into her eye.
Superman- ejaculate on the the bed clothes and stick it on her back.
The 'monkey face'- cut your pubes off and put in hand. Ejaculate in hand and rub on her face while shouting 'Monkey face!!!'
beasty Apr 11, 2011

randombloke wrote:
iamcanadian 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
fag-cigarette??? really??

Fag/snout/tab/health stick
Salmon or oily rag
Re🕶Load Apr 11, 2011

The 'Spiderman' works for me. Gets a giggle. Deposit your 'gentlemans relish' into your hand. Flick the said product at you partner while shouting ' spiderman!'
Ꮂ££Ꮟ Apr 11, 2011

Rusty fish hook!!
OneThumbBastard Apr 11, 2011

Some of you blokes are either very creative or you simply have too much free time on your hands (ignoring whatever else may be on your hands tyvm)👊❕👍