Update!

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Mr. Satsuma Apr 4, 2011

Nick announced an update coming next week. Anybody up for a spot of guessing game and putting forward your ideas?
The Rhino Apr 4, 2011

A new breed of cow
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Apr 4, 2011

The Rhino wrote:
A new breed of cow

Confused with farmville?
★COVΛH★ Apr 4, 2011

Submarine ? lol :)
skyman724 Apr 4, 2011

The Rhino wrote:
A new breed of cow

A new breed of rhino would be nice too..............
Shibby420 Apr 4, 2011

krissharm wrote:
The Rhino wrote:
A new breed of cow

Confused with farmville?
I can imagine looting a severed cow head...
🔥zUntamed🔥 Apr 4, 2011

I don't see it on the home page?
★ʗℝ₳ℤㄚℝㅌⅆℕⅇʗҜ★ Apr 4, 2011

I'm gonna guess water turfs so we could hop across the pond
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Apr 4, 2011

Diamonddave wrote:
I'm gonna guess water turfs so we could hop across the pond

As if
Mr. Satsuma Apr 4, 2011

Diamonddave wrote:
I'm gonna guess water turfs so we could hop across the pond

How much income does water make?
Add ZINGG Apr 4, 2011

Mr. Satsuma wrote:
Diamonddave wrote:
I'm gonna guess water turfs so we could hop across the pond

How much income does water make?
Zeeeeroooo. Lol
TrailerTrash 💔 Apr 4, 2011

ChainedHunter wrote:
I don't see it on the home page?

He said a major update will be announced later on during the week in the April fools thread. Page 5 I think.
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It's gonna be magical unicorns that jack peoples turf randomly and rename them to rainbow land. I'm siked
Mr. Satsuma Apr 5, 2011

joezingg:) wrote:
It's gonna be magical unicorns that jack peoples turf randomly and rename them to rainbow land. I'm siked

Your turf was captured by: Unicorns.
\\// (/\dd Vee) Apr 5, 2011

Moshpit wrote:
nick wrote:
Yes, this is an April Fools joke. I thought the post date and the made up history of Mafia submarine warfare gave it away :)

However, do stay tuned for an upcoming major feature addition to Turf Wars. More info on this later this week.

Lol now you'll have ppl asking for a week whether or not there's gonna be a real plane ticket/boat type loot for farther travel.
DJHAZZR Apr 5, 2011

Either subs or pic posting
The Rhino Apr 5, 2011

Mr. Satsuma wrote:
joezingg:) wrote:
It's gonna be magical unicorns that jack peoples turf randomly and rename them to rainbow land. I'm siked

Your turf was captured by: Unicorns.

Give me time

http://www.google.co.uk/m/search?site=images&source=mog&hl=en&gl=uk&client=safari&q=rhino%20treadmill#i=0
\\// (/\dd Vee) Apr 6, 2011

The Rhino wrote:
Mr. Satsuma wrote:
joezingg:) wrote:
It's gonna be magical unicorns that jack peoples turf randomly and rename them to rainbow land. I'm siked

Your turf was captured by: Unicorns.

Give me time

http://www.google.co.uk/m/search?site=images&source=mog&hl=en&gl=uk&client=safari&q=rhino%20treadmill#i=0

LoL! 👍
seller Apr 6, 2011

He is expanding turfs wars to space as well! So that each of our turfs is a planet!
skyman724 Apr 6, 2011

seller wrote:
He is expanding turfs wars to space as well! So that each of our turfs is a planet!

Like 2 dimensions aren't hard enough to navigate.....................(in terms of planting turf)
Primo Apr 6, 2011

Maybe loot items like Oil Rigs that will allow us to hop across water.
Shibby420 Apr 6, 2011

Putting together the pieces, we're just getting info on a new major feature in a couple days, so depending on what you distinguish as minor and major feature, it'll be something more than just petty loot. The date nick references(4/20) can hold significance as it could point to what the major feature would be, perhaps a drug trade or trade market. Or whatever else you can theorize, I can't think of anything else as of yet though...
BakedBananas Apr 6, 2011

krissharm wrote:
Diamonddave wrote:
I'm gonna guess water turfs so we could hop across the pond

As if
Lily pads? That would fit in well with IPads!!!
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\\// 👊🔨💀 wrote:
The Rhino wrote:
Mr. Satsuma wrote:
joezingg:) wrote:
It's gonna be magical unicorns that jack peoples turf randomly and rename them to rainbow land. I'm siked

Your turf was captured by: Unicorns.

Give me time

http://www.google.co.uk/m/search?site=images&source=mog&hl=en&gl=uk&client=safari&q=rhino%20treadmill#i=0

LoL! 👍
A... Unicorn? WTF?
noname124 Apr 6, 2011

It was an april fools 😭
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noname124 wrote:
It was an april fools 😭

Really? I didn't notice that!
Add ZINGG Apr 6, 2011

Who else thinks unicorns would be absolutely amazing? 😄
★ʗℝ₳ℤㄚℝㅌⅆℕⅇʗҜ★ Apr 6, 2011

I just found out that Nick is giving all players a TW t-shirt and a dildo and he says if you don't like your shirt then you can go &@(k yourself........
Mr. Satsuma Apr 7, 2011

noname124 wrote:
It was an april fools 😭

The submarine bit was an April Fools. However, he later said that he had an update coming soon. Are you talking about the submarine thing or are there no updates at all?