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Do you have a funny nickname you call someone behind their back? What is it and why?
I have a client who I secretly call "ManBearPig" (South Park fans should get it). His last name is literally Pigman and he's about 6'4", 280 lbs (surprisingly not hairy), but he could only be more "beary" if he was stealing pickinic baskets at Jellystone National Park.
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There is a nurse at work who is called mum-ra behind her back due to her resembling the thundercats enemy. When it's used someone usually adds in dramatic tone 'the.... Everliving!!!!'
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A few guys in our class call a kid "The Frenchman.". It's not out of hate or anything of the sort, it's simply because his name is too confusing for some people.
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Hi Stella 🍻
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LMAO MANBEARPIG 😹😹😹
I have many. They arnt secret tho I say them. I day them out loud n in thier face 😄
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BELLY!!!!
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That's pretty much just a you and me thing. I try it on here but I have to always explain myself cuz stupid ppl think I'm talkin about my stomich. -
Had a guy everyone called pantyhose, were in heavy industry and he told a coworker the best thing to wear want insulated clothing but his wifes pantyhose. If and when he heard it, SNAP!! My nickname is no secret.
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I have a friend who even if a story is great he has to lie hence "liar Bob" and "untruthfull Robert"
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slugboy wrote:
This made my lqtm.There is a nurse at work who is called mum-ra behind her back due to her resembling the thundercats enemy. When it's used someone usually adds in dramatic tone 'the.... Everliving!!!!'
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Oh hell! 2 jobs ago EVERYONE had a nickname - that we called them to their face.
GQ
Big Sexy
Crackbaby
Porn 'stach
Big Poppa
Magic School Bus
White Mike
Tall Drink
DMX
Tits McGee
Carlton BanksGood times
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I call you slag don't know why
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There is a girl at my school named dana that everyone knows her by "danal" if you get the hint lol somehow she still hasn't heard about it haha
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Crichly wrote:
Lep calls me "bop". I think that means the same thing.I call you slag don't know why
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it's standard in my house. the wife and i have a whole code-list of nicknames for almost everyone in our lives --- that way we can talk about people in front of the kids & they don't know who we're dissing.... oh, except "grandma cranky" - everyone know who that is! ;)
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❕VW TDI❕ wrote:
We had a girl like that named Candice fitinyermouth!There is a girl at my school named dana that everyone knows her by "danal" if you get the hint lol somehow she still hasn't heard about it haha
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Fat Basterd wrote:
lmao Carlton BanksOh hell! 2 jobs ago EVERYONE had a nickname - that we called them to their face.
GQ
Big Sexy
Crackbaby
Porn 'stach
Big Poppa
Magic School Bus
White Mike
Tall Drink
DMX
Tits McGee
Carlton BanksGood times
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My roommate & I call our next door neighbor "Stage 5" as in Stage 5 Clinger because I hooked up with him & then he started coming over twice a day, everyday.
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oh god. I do this all the time. it's terrible. I had a regular (who was a working NYC actor) we used to call "Dog Raper." After one of my staff was kind enough to accept a job dogsitting while he was kn a shoot- and discovered his homemade porn collection.
there was another regular who, at a prepared foods/cafe, was an OCD germophobe and would always yell, "touch the bottom of the plate" (even if they already were.) we used to call her "Captain Plate."
Horse Box.
and more recently I met a guy in rehab that looked like Charlie sheen. So I called him "TigersBlood."
I mostly do this to people's faces. and then my staff starts. -
I call someone in tw. Zelda due to her uncanny resemblance to the one out of terrahawks
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We have this girl in our neighborhood we call the racoon girl...she's only like 7 but she's always filthy we've over heard her saying sexual things someone her age should not know and we have no idea who her parents are but she's always hanging with kids from the block...we're convinced she was raised by raccoons and lives under peoples porches and knocks over my garbage can nightly.
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BigBK wrote:
Are you serious?We have this girl in our neighborhood we call the racoon girl...she's only like 7 but she's always filthy we've over heard her saying sexual things someone her age should not know and we have no idea who her parents are but she's always hanging with kids from the block...we're convinced she was raised by raccoons and lives under peoples porches and knocks over my garbage can nightly.
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BellaItaliana wrote:
My roommate & I call our next door neighbor "Stage 5" as in Stage 5 Clinger because I hooked up with him & then he started coming over twice a day, everyday.
I AM NOT 😨
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ChainedHunter wrote:
About some of that...I don't actually believe she eats my garbage and I don't actually think she was raised by raccoons...but everything else I said was about rightBigBK wrote:
Are you serious?We have this girl in our neighborhood we call the racoon girl...she's only like 7 but she's always filthy we've over heard her saying sexual things someone her age should not know and we have no idea who her parents are but she's always hanging with kids from the block...we're convinced she was raised by raccoons and lives under peoples porches and knocks over my garbage can nightly.
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There's a little boy who lives in the house across the street from my dad. He's about 6 years old and I call him Fanboy. He collects fans and them sells them in his front yard. He's a bit socially awkward and the collecting habit sort of leads me to believe he may have Asperger's. I mean, really though, he finds fans (handheld, ceiling, standing upright, desk fans, ANY kind of fan with a motor) all over the neighborhood (in trashcans and I think he goes door-to-door asking if people will give him fans. I know once he walked into my dad's garage and found a fan. I think he was going to take it, but my dad happened to come out at that time).
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Primo Loco wrote:
Not what? Not my next door neighbor? Not someone I slept with? I know, PL. I know.BellaItaliana wrote:
My roommate & I call our next door neighbor "Stage 5" as in Stage 5 Clinger because I hooked up with him & then he started coming over twice a day, everyday.
I AM NOT 😨
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BellaItaliana wrote:
bully 🙍Primo Loco wrote:
Not what? Not my next door neighbor? Not someone I slept with? I know, PL. I know.BellaItaliana wrote:
My roommate & I call our next door neighbor "Stage 5" as in Stage 5 Clinger because I hooked up with him & then he started coming over twice a day, everyday.
I AM NOT 😨
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BellaItaliana wrote:
Hahahah lol that's a funny episode and Iam normally called Frenchy cause my name is really FrenchDo you have a funny nickname you call someone behind their back? What is it and why?
I have a client who I secretly call "ManBearPig" (South Park fans should get it). His last name is literally Pigman and he's about 6'4", 280 lbs (surprisingly not hairy), but he could only be more "beary" if he was stealing pickinic baskets at Jellystone National Park.
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I call my evil art teacher Walkino.
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Scary Clown Man - walked around chuck e cheese in a clown costume passing out tokens to kids
Grumpy Old Man - threatened to go get his gun and shoot me
Crazy Sandwich Lady - always ordered a sandwich and always returned it
Wolverine - looked like wolverine. Found out he was part of the Renaissance Fair
Crazy USC Man - came into Best Buy everyday wearing the same USC sweatshirt yelling at employees and getting in their faces.
Tilty Head Lady - her head was always tilted til her ear touched her shoulder
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Primo Loco wrote:
Lol poor you 😏BellaItaliana wrote:
bully 🙍Primo Loco wrote:
Not what? Not my next door neighbor? Not someone I slept with? I know, PL. I know.BellaItaliana wrote:
My roommate & I call our next door neighbor "Stage 5" as in Stage 5 Clinger because I hooked up with him & then he started coming over twice a day, everyday.
I AM NOT 😨
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I am called by nine or ten different nicknames. The most recent was "Fate" because my sports goggles had F8 on the back of them. I had no clue what the hell they were smoking until I looked at the glasses.
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